Greek yogurt taste like sweaty pussy

Greek yogurt taste like sweaty pussy.
How to eat this without killing myself?

Eat it with sips

Fuck greek yogurt.
Fell for that meme when I could have just chugged milk.
Greek yogurt is what I would feed my worst enemy

right ?
i just bought one. Instant regret....

eat the strawberry cream flavor its v comfy desu senpai

but that sugar tho

Put like 5 teaspoons of sweetener in it.
Makes it taste great.

>sweaty pussy
>bad

Same way I eat pussy, scrub it with soap and douse it in honey.

I fucking wish, I make girls go for a run or not shower for atleast a day before I go down on them because I crave that flavor

I like to throw in a scoop of whey.

Put some chocolate whey in there and a little dash of sugar free maple syrup. It's heaven.

FOUR

b-but rich that's t-too many

Add a scoop of flavoured whey

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG!! CMON!!

mix proton powder in with it

nice quads

blend it and make a smoothie

250g plain (full fat) greek yogurt with 25 grams of drizzled honey on top. The tartness of the yogurt and the sweetness of the honey go together so well.

For real choke it with cinnamon and it will taste much better. Cinnamon 2020

>see Veeky Forums raving about the protein content in greek yogurt
>buy a tub
>5.8g of protein per 100g

Have I been memed?

>protein per 100g
>not protein per CALORIE

Are you a brainlet? it's ok to admit it, I know you're a fucking retard.

>peanut butter has 20g protein per 100g
>0% fat greek yogurt has 6g protein per 100g

CLEARLY PEANUT BUTTER HAS THE SUPERIOR MACROS

Whatever I'm not eating a liter of yogurt a day just to get what I could get from 2 whey scoops with milk

ok brainlet, as long as yo finally understand how to measure macros/calories properly.

and yes greek yogurt is shit tier compared to whey(at 10x the cost)

Stop being a massive faggot and get the full fat one

>Americans
>complaining about greek yogurt not tasting like FDA approved greek style yoghurt-like substitute product 24
Kys

H O N E Y

Put a small spoon of honey in it and it will taste decent

Greek yogurt is best yogurt

Greek yogurt with kiwi fruit tastes better than any other food I know.

I put it on roasted potatoes with green onions, tomatoes, and jalapenos. Basically the way normies use sour cream. Or I use it as a base for coleslaw or chicken salad, the way normies use mayonnaise

Eating just a straight up bowl of greek yogurt does not sound appealing

Eat skyr instead

i always gota overdoo everything

Just wiki'd it. How is it any different than Greek yogurt? What do they do to make it milder?

I've made Greek yogurt before, using pretty much the same process outlined in the wikipedia article for skyr