Most autistic connor murphy moment

>most autistic connor murphy moment

what would you do if a girl obviously wanted to kiss you

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>Rushes to /fit
>"Bros I think I am getting mired wat do plz?'

Connor's literally gay. He's the same as Neil Patrick Harris, he plays a stud but is gay in real life.

Would you kiss a random skank on the street?

Kiss her if I want to and ignore her if I don't.

What kind of fucking stupid question is this?

Hey can someone here tell me how to kiss? Like I know how to do everything leading up to it and what to do with my hands, but when I put my lips on a girls lips I don't know how to kiss, and every time it is awkward and they make fun of me for it

please help every time it is just as awkward and now I'm afraid to kiss them

open your lips
go forward
close your lips on theirs
there ya go

he is so above her lol

dude I know how to do that much, but they usually try to do other stuff with their lips like move them around and then I just kind of have my lips in the same shape awkwardly

>Like your lips to moisten them up
>Pull the girl close to you
>Whisper in her ear
>"Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams"
>Stick our tongue in her ear making a humming sound.


She will have an orgasm immediately.

lean head to left or right depending on how they lean

when lips lock use mild tongue to feel out their style

if they use a lot of tongue, you should too. If they are more timid, mirror that

lips should be locked and both of your tongues are boxing. unlock lips when you need to take a breathe or readjust

its that easy11!!!1111

thank you that helps

I like when a girl is really horny. How she sticks out her tongue and we switch off sucking each others tongues.


Anyway, kiss her lightly at first. Tilt head to side. Increase intensity. Slightly suck on her lips. It is instinctual. Once you do it you will do fine.

If she looked like that? Hell yeah.

Just because you've never had any kind of physical contact with a female doesn't mean that everyone else jumps at the chance to kiss some random woman. Only autistic one here is you faggot

Probably, still mirin

Fucking audible chuckle and I don't even know why.

Because you love my senses of humor.

try it. women love conspiracy and passion.

...

this is facebook/tumblr tier humor

It's impossible for me to have a foursome. I have bunk beds. Only two people can fit on a bunk at a time. two would have to be on top but that would cause the bed to shake (don't have a wrench to tighten the bolts so they make noise and move).

But being fit, you don't want fat girls... or normal average bodied girls.

Says the guy who cannot do better.

Not him, but don't immediately go for tongue, if the kiss is lasting more than a few seconds, then go for tongue
Immediately shoving your tongue in someone's mouth can give the wrong impression

>being a jelly dyel nolifer
>shitposting on fit about people who are making it

Do not think much about it just act out what feels natural, works for me.
Dunno man, girls just say I kiss well, never thought about it. I'm also autistic so I guess that is natures way of somehow making up for that.

There's something dead and autistic about his eyes.

he has the "my dad will sue you" face

is that roseanne?

he knows you've been handling his ass-pennies

Why is the skinnyfat bald guy shirtless too?

Some people have standards mate, not all of us are autistic to the point where we'd kiss any woman that was into us.

Connor obviously had better pussy coming along.

This, some women are just unattractive.

>le jealous liftlet tries to get attention by being le funny and quirky
>gets ignored by chad and his skanks
>keeps at it because past his prime and no shame/has accepted that he is a joke

he can pick any girl he wants, why should he be forced to kiss her lmao

your virginity is leaking OP

always always just go for lips straight away, then maybe 5s later sense the kiss, if its going on longer or you like the person, go deeper, open your mouth up, their mouth will respond, then slide your tongue in or receive their tongue, jesus christ you are autistic

Trying to be le cocky funny alpha

Feels threatened/intimidated

Insecure that an alpha is near. It happens on omegle videos all the time

It's called an alpha play OP
Girls will want him even more now because they'll want to prove they're worthy of him.
He can pick and choose

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That's even better news for me cause now he is interested in fucking me in the ass

She meant a fivesome

how to get connor mode? god damn does his height + facial aethestics just kill it?

y'know he's been fucking the milfs on the golf course looking for that chad boipucci

example? omegle is just 2 people

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just eat extra on chest day bro

i wouldn't know

just bee urself brah nothing else is needed

and remember to be true to yourself (no roids!!!)

Anyone have that fit story about the guy who does this exact thing in front of the qt gym receptionist?

If you're still atuck, ask your mother if you can practice on her.

Is this a special gym or is it an American thing?

It's a YMCA

>young men's christian association

Ive never seen any of his videos? Is he douchey or does he seem like a good hearted person?

Don't start with mouth wide open, tongue shoved down her throat. I've had drunk girls kiss me like that and it's not enjoyable so I can't imagine it would be the other way around.
Start with mouth closed and then just match what she's doing.

Raise your standards bro

YMCA

no he doesnt, you're just projecting because he's better than you in every way lmao
misery loves envy

spread my but cheeks?

That's because it looks like a fake smile with no real eye involvement. Block out his mouth and you can't tell he's smiling.

it's a fucking kiss you virgin

You can see the cameraman is a girl.
So we can assume Conor is Christian? He seems like a really nice guy.

In my world we call that "vacant gay face"

>and every time it is awkward and they make fun of me for it
hahaha dont lie man, just say youve never kissed a girl before

can confirm, this actually turns most women on

>So we can assume Conor is Christian?
Nope.

The Y is effectively non-religious if you're just using their gym.

The Young Men's Christian Association is only "young" "men's" and "christian's" in name only. I don't even know if my local Y does anything religious.

fpbp

pic related: you

I would kill all of you little fuckers just to sniff her.

>le pua army has arrived >:D

Dude, I hate manlet threads, but this manlet at 6min maaaad....

You don't have the bicep strength to point a 22 at me, you fucking twink.

He's a good person, but like people who call him douchey are mostly jealous desu. He's handsome as fuck, built and lean, anyone would develop a bit of an ego and he's math major. One of his blogs, he says he's pretty shy and does a lot of these videos to get him of his comfort zone.
People watch and hate, why not watch and aspire(he's not natty but why should that stop you to try and better yourself).

Practice with a wet bag of sand.

>At the bar with friends that friday
>stand by the bar, talk to a friend drinking my gin with tonic
>some drunk chick stands between us
>she doesn't look at me directly, but doesn't look like waiting for order
>I grow tired, because she is obviously waiting for something
>Me: Hi there
>Her: Heeeey (the drunk hey, she thought was flirty maybe)
>M: what's up?
>H: *silence* are we going?
>M: Where do you want to go?
>H: My place.
>M: What do you want to do at your place?
>H: Everything you want.
>M: Uhhh, sounds wonderful, but I'm with my friends, so sorry.
>H: Oh, okay *takes out her phone and just look trough random shit*

Few moments later we were sitting at my friend's scoda kinda making fun of that poor girl. She wasn't even that bad looking, and I would definitely fuck her if I was single. Next day she was there sober and I think some guy was trying his luck, buying her beer with juice.

>i would totally fuck her if i was single
>too be bad i am already enganged with my blade

link the vid GOD DAMN IT

pmuch

every vid the girls are fawning over him and Veeky Forums always responds with the same

> w-w-well askually based on my expertise in pua i am able to analyze this video to determine that they are infact not interested in him, but more interested in a gentle sir like myself.

romantic loyalty and eithicality in the face of sexual temptation is a sign of discipline and integrity

>yfw you never gonna make it

You afraid that one day I might... steal your girl?

>hobgoblin

exactly this desu senpai

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