Veeky Forums meals

Probably pretty good desu

Made some chicken for my hungry bf :D

God tier

Yummy, I'd love to try that

Tbh I was nervous at first about it, but the more I am thinking about it the more it sounds like it might be pretty damn good.

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Please Stop posting pictures of food it looks like you took a well formed shit on a plate.

i'd eat the fuck out of that

the white stuff is melted ice cream
the metal is very cold

>the ketchup at the end

that was the second most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

Hungry as fuck and I still have 2 hours left till I get off.

Ugh

>Never gonna make it

>I'm a guy btw

Don't be jealous because your whore gf is too busy sucking Chad's dick to cook you wings brah

>egg
>rice
>sardines
>cottage cheese
>chilli

those are drumsticks lad

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Are we fucking facebook now?

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just some bullshit

>Implying that I have a gf or will ever trust filfthy succubi
>Implying that you know what a chicken wing looks like

Looks like a way to spray shit and vomit everywhere.

>white people cuisine

Holy shit it's not a meme, they actually can't cook

i should start doing this more. bet i could hook up ground turkey real good with taco seasoning

Human feces with termites, coagulated blood, and some mighty healthy cookies. Great meal OP

I give you, a taco.

3 egg omelette plus salad for dinner, also fuck my phones shitty camera

Gonna make turkey chili tonight.
What's the best secret ingredient boys?

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Semen

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You guys eat like shit.

>40356020
Who the fuck puts ketchup over bananas?

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i hate bulking

>just had a panda express entree with orange chicken, teriyaki chicken and fried rice

Am I going to make it Veeky Forums?

>being this new

That looks delicious. Gonna have to try that.

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I would too if I couldn't cook.

Ok, I'll bite. W-what's the first?

Any Marines on here that were stationed in Oki? Taco rice on the tail end of a drunk night, good times.

This is from a couple weeks ago.

Tonight I think I'm just eating soup.

who here is living the mcdoubles life?

Don't post promotiona bullshit you fat bastard, be honest and post what this gargage actually looks like IRL.

well sipped

for me

Pasta, olive oil, broccoli, 2 cans of tuna and mayo. Later before bed 1 cup of cottage cheese.

Didn't realize this was a ylyl. I lost right away

Newfat here, how much calories is 4 meatballs?

Like dis
Ignore the Overwatch

> eating cheese
> eating corn
> mixing fruit with your dinner
> Not being able to cook reasonable meals

are you all fucking 9?

5 million

user please

Completely depends on how big the meatballs are and what is in them.

Check the packaging

dis big
just ground beef
homemade by a grandma not fond of scales and shit

>meatsauce
those are fucking beans

a cup of meatballs is 284 calories

just google how many calories in meatball if youre gonna be vague famalam

You need to get used to scales then user
Trust me, weight loss is so much easier when you know what you're having

Wow they turned a big Mac into fucking drywall. I am actually impressed

what in hell of an abomination is this?

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Mexican Stir Fry:
Steak or ground beef seasoned with taco or fajita powder.
Day old Spanish Rice
Black Beans
Bell Pepper
Onions
Garlics
Lime
Cilantro
Avocado
Egg (Optional)
Heat oil (coconut or avocado) in pan on high. When hot, add peppers and onions, stirring frequently. When they begin to soften, add meat and continue to stir fry. Before pulling, from heat add garlic and stir fry till aromatic. Pull from pan and set aside. Stir fry rice until moisture is gone and and it gets fluffy in pan. Add back veggies and meat and beans and stir to combine. Squeeze lime over and add cilantro to taste. Stir to combine. Pull from heat and serve with avocado and/or an over medium egg. If you want dairy, add a dollop of sour cream or yogurt but I usually skip the cheese.

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Bullshit you cup your rice like that

Today's dinner:
~1.75 cups fried brown rice with onion, garlic, mushroom, two eggs and sambal olek (Thai chili paste)
half a pound of thin sliced pork chops coated with egg batter and panko breadcrumbs
A shitton of steamed collard greens.

NOT ON THE BANNANAS!!

typical white people meal lmao. don't forget to add salt!

Nice batter, let's add a few scoops of whey protein to that

I got sick of making tuna sandwiches, so I started dumping the tuna and the mayo into a bowl of rice. Delicious.

That sounds disgusting unless you are using a higher-quality or homemade mayo.

for pretty much any green frozen vegetable you make them taste really good by adding melted butter , fresh lemon juice & salt. you can also use other citrus juices.

>frozen vegetables
>not having a CSA membership and/or going to the supermarket at least three times a week for fresh meat and produce

it's like you're not even trying

Pork loin, small red beans, celery, carrots, peppers, onions, tomatoes, and some Mrs dash. Lite salt

that looks fucking delicious

where's your carbs? are you cutting?

ss.fitness/#ssf-make-a-meal

Heard this was a good cooking guide, what do you guys think?
I like these

Pretty basic but it works.

I start a cut tomorrow, but beans and veggies have carbs m8

pasta???? kys

Learn how to fold a fucking tortilla you inbred fuck

What are some good bulk meals ? Kidney beans /fit approved?

Beans have carbohydrates but a good proportion is fiber which you obviously don't really get nutrients from.
Kidney beans are most definitely approved. Beans are an incredible, cheap way to get protein, carbs, and fiber. You can do a lot with beans. Don't neglect starch/grain though if you're bulking. You need to get enough carbs to have the energy to do your lifts while bulking otherwise it's going to all turn into fat. I recommend brown rice.

Protip: if you're getting a lot of gas from beans, sprinkle on some Japanese sea weed seasoning. Really neutralizes the gas.

meal looks like shit user

stir fry that shit and add some spices fago

Too much going on here...