Fitness cringe

Post em boys
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lol i hope he dead

Everything in this video from start to finish was dyel mistakes.

>you will never be a dumb high school kid again

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>those two girls

haha that spotter thinks he's huge

As a dyel these children shame my kind

>that gay little jump across the bench
>that awful orange vest hanging off him
>"GET SOME!"

>almost 100% hated
>still up

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whats wrong with this??

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFPTT*

>overhead carry

Obligatory Crossfit Post

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>David's corner
>They always watch me and enjoy watching me

this is so fucking cringy. this guy is so fucking full of himself like he smells his own farts. i want to fucking break his face.

Someone post gifs from legendary tsunami bar thread

Got you senpai

..... WHAT DO THOSE WEIGHT THOSE GIRLS CANT BE PRESSING THAT CAN THEY?
what

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wat

Did you not pay attention to them dropping the weight and it sounding like they dropped a fucking toy for a child?

It's practically nothing.

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>your body on SS

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Omg this is so embarrassing. He looks like he's never kissed a girl before.

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white shorts=kingdom hearts guys little brother?

This guy

Comes out with all sorts of motivational bullshit acting like he's a philosopher. Then fucking dies by playing on train tracks. Complete mong.

Whenever you see someone on Veeky Forums give advice just remember this video

Possible that this is an "exercise" specifically for offensive linemen in american football? Offensive tackles have to push 250-300lb dudes back while their feet are staggered and they are moving backwards like that.

But it looks so wrong.

jesus fuck

how can someone be this weak after 5 months?

Quite clearly low test/high estrogen from too much sugar

but that's nothing in terms of shitty progress, look at this guy /40353704

>"I just deadlifted 560 lbs today"
>proceeds to retard clean 135 with terrible form

Gets me every time

lol what a cunt

he used the music from bleach as well fuck's sake

>can lift more than twice as much
>still a worse beard than he has on the DL and Row videos

life is suffering, atleast I look Veeky Forums now but I will always be a beardlet

jesus chriiiiiiiiiiist

He walked around with 185 pounds overhead, he should have been banned from the gym considering that kids are allowed in there. What a fucking idiot holy shit.

"No"
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Beatin his dick

What the actual fuck

It could probably work for some supplement exercises, but doing olympic lifts with it is straight up retarded.

>he sprints in the weights section

He was just training hard

Best YT comment:
>I feel like this is what my dog would make a video about if he could make videos.
>"That's where I catch the ball, people throw it cause they like me and call me a good dog or good boy. I pee'd there two days ago. I was walking around and decided to pee, so I peed, there, see. It's my pee corner. I per there early cause I don't want other dogs peeing there."

>fish link
>that three legged doggo
Someone dropped a barbell on him didn't they?

>5 months
>Very little progression for such a high body weight
>Horrendous form

How do you fuck up this badly?

lol this is a typical crossfitter

>babby weights
>shit form

What even am I looking at

i just think its funny these guys obviously work hard and even roid to look good and its all for these dyel slags

>that squat form

Why is everyone shitting on this guy?

That's decent progress for someone doing any physical labor for the first time in their lives.

The actual beginner period for people can vary depending on where they are in their lives.

what the fuck.

Not for five months it's not. It's shitty form and worse results by NOT DOING THE FUCKING PROGRAM.

I had major surgery and was doing better than this after five months of lifting.

>That's decent progress for someone doing any physical labor for the first time in their lives.

No it's not

Do they teach them that weird mixed grip intentionally?

The weights in crossfit gyms are often some kind of plastic or rubber material, apparently made to be the same size regardless of weight. Each plate could be as little as 10lbs.

Reminded me of this: youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

F-fuck you I'm fuarkin zeezprah

>the feeling

NICE HANG CLEAN
>fuck that looks like some long term back problems right there

>cameraman at 22:38 of the last vid

How did that little shit even managed to unrack the bar and hold it for a few seconds?

CAN SOMEONE POST THE VIDEO OF THE MANLET THAT DOES THOSE WEIRD CABLE EXERCISES AND JUMPS AROUND WITH THE YOGA BALL, STARTS WITH AN N,

Is this it lmao
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>Destroys the gym
>Manager comes by and tells him to get out for that
>Owner fires the manager for kicking out this beloved man

What the f.

some home made cringe right here boys

That guy? I see him hanging around the cosplayers at anime cons all the time.

>2:08
wat the fuck

>That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

Literally what is this even supposed to accomplish? He's letting the weight move his body when he moves his feet.

Honestly this doesn't even look like cardio because he's not moving enough. Maybe if he did this for 20 hours straight he might get a sweat going.

This is literally Patrick Bateman shit. She puts her leg in front of his face and he pushes it down so he can look at himself.

>cardio for those who don't like to run, row, or cycle

so if you grab a bitch and put her in your arms like this and carry her to the corner to rape, that's what shes gonna be wiggling like? Yeah, 135 lbs makes sense for that. Good training.

lol stupid cunt

FUNCTIONAL PATTERNS BABY

this video always makes me irrationally upset

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>2017
>not doing frogger cable jumps
What's wrong with you user?

I was surprised he didn't shatter his spine, ankles, and knees.

Lucky af

I bet he couldn't even do 1pl8. Almost killed himself

>"useless spotter"

Your spotter should only have to help you with maybe 5-25 lb of of extra support. If you need somebody to completely help you out of the rack or bench and support your way down then you are attempting way beyond your abilities

(Once had some high school kid try to spot him on deadlifts)
>told him to take off weight and stop being dumb

probably help core. It takes some sustained tension in your core not to flail around with that bar but there are safer, easier ways to train core

is he literally under 5 ft tall?

my dream is to own a gym someday where i can just fuck around doing shit like this

Nice Patrick Bateman digits bro

The video where Mike O'Hearn is promoting that Frog Fitness piece of shit. I can't find it for some reason.

Video unavailable. Someone got a mirror?

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There you go

>not racing trains for cardio gains

Never gonna make it

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holee fuck. The only reason I know this because elgintensitiy did a video on it. Can't believe that cuck promoted that fucking trash. He ruined his name doing that shit

>$1000 trashcan

No. Mike was actually in the video I'm referring it.

kek'd

>Do they teach them that weird mixed grip intentionally?

Yes, it is a legit lift - I forget the name of it though. However, it is beyond their current level so they're wrong for teaching it. I don't see why they can't just do normal cleans.

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i know we like to throw the word faggot around here on Veeky Forums, sadly, because it kinda loses it's impact, but man that is one serious faggot

Continetal clean

>when you need to mountain board and workout at the same time

fuck me what a condescending tool