>squat outside power cage
>plates run away
>bar attacks a toddler and gets shot
Squat outside power cage
Juan Edwards
Hunter Robinson
>want to train with freeweights
>have to pay for it
Justin White
>not using proprietary weights
>2017
you must be one of those people who thought open-cage lifts are a good idea
Jeremiah Garcia
>check out new gym in area
>they only have shareweights
I'm not gonna pay 10$ just to get a full plate
Jeremiah Wright
>use proprietary weights
>can't unlock nattymode due to locked weightloader
Dominic Morgan
>decline bench
>do it anyway
Gavin Carter
>go to new gym check out their membership plans
>sale on virtually private locker stalls for $4.99 with 1 hook and max 10 unlocks a month
>have to buy dedicated locker for $49 a month
>still only get a %60 SLA
JUST
Lucas Miller
>forget to actuate the handbrake on the ab wheel
>peel out of the ab section and plow face first into some paki on the adductor machine
Dominic Price
>failed my provisional exam again
>have to wait another six months to get my deadlifting license
Caleb Miller
>Go to gym which is a 45min drive away (Traffic)
>Warm up
>Get to squat rack and realize I forgot my wallet
>Don't have any coins for the 20kg plates
>Have to end up using 16 of the free trial version 5kg plates just so I can finish my leg workout
Oliver Hughes
free != gratis
dumb proprietary poster
Cameron Lewis
>go to a cage that uses the Open Plate License
>hex plates, triangle plates, plates with no holes
>a plate that weighs fucking -10 kg for some reason
>one giant-ass plate that weighs 5 kg
Liam Sanders
>use proprietary weights
>company owns my gains
>disables them when I cancel membership
Sebastian Diaz
SKÅÅÅL
Jaxon Gray
>gym falcon laid an egg in the sauna again
Liam Bell
>ask stranger for a spot
>turns out he didn't go to spotting school
>catastrophic liftoff sends the bar spinning uncontrollably and crashes on my gym crush.
>no survivors
Oliver Ramirez
>incline bench
>the glass ceiling prevents me from grabbing the bar.
Robert Gutierrez
>>gym falcon laid an egg in the sauna again
>Gym falcon
My sides.
Leo Williams
>gym falcon
Aaron Gray
>comment to snatch exercises
>It's that time of the month.
Oliver Nelson
lololol WHAT
Parker Thompson
Gym falcon is new a meme starting now.
Carson Martin
>Tfw our gym falcon is busy incubating they're eggs now so manlets run wild in the gym.
Owen Scott
>unironically being this new
Carter Lee
>a plate that weighs -10 kg
im fuckin dead