How do I respond?

How do I respond?

post profile chad

"How do you feel about brown paper bags"

y-you too

srsly tho that bitch is ugly af

"Your face looks like somebody has already fucked you... up"

That profile photo makes her chin look massive.

Her face looks like a pancake with eyes

Give her your number, tell her to send a nasty pic if serious, post results here

This, she seems desperate enough to do it

top kek

>I'd rather be fucked by you

She looks like she has a Jay Leno chin.

What the eff. I don't know, sounds like she wants to fuck, so get some nudes and send your dick, get her address and then go fuck

Fucking kek please do this

ay jack nicholson. big fan

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

it gets worse

> I don't think that's slutty

Any of these

The fuck is up with her face?

>I want to fuck multiple people but I need to invent terms to describe it in order to avoid feeling like a slut

There's nothing wrong with fucking around, but at least be honest about it

what the fuck is wrong with you people who are you always sending girls FUCKING MEMES with impact font

you people are beyond hope

The reason these threads piss me off is because I don't seem to attract sluts. Instead I get decent looking nice girls who get pissed when the convo hints at anything remotely sexual.

>Inb4 I don't know how to talk to them, I've gone on multiple tinder dates but only have had a few super casual hookups from it

>This can be real

What the fuck is this garbage

Insecurity and internalized sexism tbqh

normies love that shit you fucking basement dwelling virgin

its fucking retarded and id never stoop to the level of using memes from 2010

fucker

>sending Friends memes

please kill yourself

Yeah its the same for me as well. Its only women from poorer areas or stupid women that go for that.

Most are shy and dont like talking about that stuff up front.

get off your high horse

my tinder game has really gone through the roof since i started sending leddit memes and emojis

you need to understand how immature most women are and love being like a highschool girl.

i have too much pride to use that shit

tell the bitch shed look better if you got her haircut like this

your future bride

She's hot just hit it and quit it.

Just never do long term with someone in or who believes in an open relationship.

Honestly I think the issue is that I'm in the Midwest and most of the women I match with seem to be too conservative. I should probably ramp up the douchiness in my pics to get the college girls in the college town nearby.

Calling her slutty would be sexist and misogynist. Stop hating women because you can't get laid.

(her logic)

obvious catfish account is obvious

>She's hot
>that nose and also psychotic issues

whats wrong with open relationships? better than cheating in a monogamous one imo

She reminds me of Peg from married with children

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>disgusting boring nerd
>5/10 face with shitty make up
>23
>has fucked so many dudes she has to come up with new terms to describe her relationships
I wish only murican wymin were that gross

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Fucking hell she looks gross and so entitled. The only reason she can even have standards is because those beta faggots worship her undeservedly

people who fuck that whale have no standards tho

>I want to force women to have sex with me, but I don't want to be called a rapist

holy shit

i don't even

>i am absolutely an introvert
>finds it hard to meet people
>yet has a "current" fuckbuddy, implying there have been many
>as well as other boyfriends and hookups
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

As an asexual i'm cringed so hard.

Poly people are cancerous. If you want to cheat, then cheat. If you want to fuck around, fuck around. There's no point in making up faggotry to make yourself feel better about it.

what's it like being asexual?

>that fat disgusting face
>"curvy"
>absolute whorish attitude
>still has multiple boyfriends
Where did we go so wrong?

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>brb coming over.
>what's your #?
>xxx-xxxx-4865
>you shouldn't give #'s over the internet, Lara. It's how you meat an axe murderer.

>my husband likes to watch

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i actually dont understand whats going on here lol

>say open relationships are for sluts
>she replies with that

A thirsty girl wants OP to fugg her. OP doesn't know how to connect the dots to make it happen.

I'm more mad at the fact that she's asexual/ finds sex repulsive but she likes sex jokes. Fucking what mate

T H E O L D L A D Y F R O M P A S A D E N A

>Lately Ive been way into crystals

why is it the 'nerdy' girls who are the big sluts, lads?

> 2017
> relationships with women

it's not just the nerdy girls, it's all of them

jesus christ I need to get on this shit

jesus fuck

>im in a relationship and looking for casual sex
>dont run around on me

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okcupid's a wacky place so stay safe and make sure you are wearing protection.

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>go out with girl a few months ago from tinder
>she seems disinterested, we get food from somewhere cheap (I only paid for myself) but she's on her phone the whole time. hard to make convo
>blocks me on everything after date
>lol whatever
>match with her again today, pic related
She blocked me after sending the next message which read
>"Next time you want a girl to be your fuckbuddy at least open the door for her and pay for her you fucking loser"
What did she mean by this? Am I expected to pay for girls on Tinder?

"C-come on over :)"

>American women

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Its code for "user I WANT YOU INSIDE ME". Observe that triple barrage of messages? She's practically begging for it.

>next time you want a guy to give a shit about you at least open your legs and shut your mouth you fucking loser

yes you idiot

if you want pussy you have to pay with it, whether a prostitute or a "hookup". women always want to be paid

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the fact that sluts are pretending to be introverted and into anime means that we losers and nerds are the new alpha males.

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she's trying to use you for money

i dont get why that passage is circled

Really user? Come on now.

i don't get it either.

it's not a stem degree but it's still a degree, you can get paid in the film industry.

it's not a porno implication right?

an associate's degree in film studies from a community college is a great way to spend $25K and get nothing of value in return. women like this is why tuition is so expensive now

Tbh, for 43. She ain't so bad. She seems fun and open. Wouldn't mind hitting it desu

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I don't get it either.

I'd fug her desu

What a cutie.

she said seattle university, that's not a CC is it?

I think you're just a woman hater

Right?
>never been married
>no kids
>seems to have her shit together
not le bad

film STUDIES isn't a film production degree. it's a liberal arts analysis degree, much like how an english degree doesn't teach you how to write and publish a novel, it's about closely reading them

not everyone is gonna be an engineering major you nerd lmao

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female detected

go back to facebook

why so many cucks?

My balls hurt any time I think about sharing a woman with another man.

don't understand this fetish.

>you can get paid in the film industry
>with a film studies degree
The best you can hope for with that shit is to become a film critic or historian of some sort. Neither of those are really part of the industry

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>5%

what makes you think her "boyfriend" actually knows about it? all this shows is that she's smart enough to create two accounts on okcupid