This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom

>this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom

What do you do / fit/?

Hump his leg until he lets me suck his balls
>no homo

Go crying to management, get his membership revoked, and file a battery charge.

ask him to kindly fuck me in the ass

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you and the Jews are part of the problem. easy. I pretend nothing happened. Go out to the free weight area, pick up a 5lb plate, go back to where he is, and smack the back of his head with it, ensuring he gets knocked out.

heh i bet you're cute when you get all flustered like this :3

Op
I have not made a single post on this board in over 2 months
2 months I have gone without saying a word on here, I browse the fph, the plg, and maybe a few other threads
But your thread op
Is such fucking shit
That I felt the need to remove myself from retirement and tell you that you are a massive fucking faggot
Contract aids and never return to Veeky Forums

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why 5lb plate tho

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assume it was an accident. A guy like that would never be interested in me :(

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tell him he can slap it 5 time for every 15 minutes he gives me lifting pointers, obviously.

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he can't pick up 45s lol

@40360198

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orungatano is in this bitch

>why 5lb plate tho
Its easier to conceal, and I can strike with it much faster.

Ohp him into the locker room for aggressive cuddles
> no homo op

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Why not just use your shurikens?

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Slap his ass and keep my hand there.

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i'd be flattered to be honest, and i'm not even gay

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holy FUCK how does one get that big??

be short

that is all

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steroids did u really have to ask this?

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I wish a guy like that would fuck me in the ass.

ask him to sit on my face

Slap back and laugh before we spitroast OP.

Heh...nothin personnel, kid

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Sorry I only date black men.

attainable natty?

Suck his cock. Show him who the real man is.

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When will steroids finally become viable?

when you reach a plateau way after your 2/3/4/5 lifts

Jesus Christ those fucking legs hnnnggg

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Joke s on you I don't have muscles

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Fall in love desu

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>see this thread last night
>have a dream where I'm cradling a large fit man with a respectable bf%. he was upset about something so I was holding him and carressing his lats with one hand and sticking my hand down his shirt and gently rubbing his chest with my other hand
>woke up half chubbed

fuck you, Veeky Forums