>Mad over personal reasons >Wearing business suit and dress shoes walking back from work >two hipster faggots and two ugly girls sitting at table >I walk past >Hipster faggot starts stomping his feet like "clack clack clack" like the sound of my shoes >I turn back slowly deathstare >Walk slowly towards them >Excuse me >Do you have a problem? >Were you just imitating me? >Girl says sorry that was me >I wasnt paying attention because adrenaline kicks in >I look at the faggot and tell him you better watch yourself >Turn away >Alpha male
Humiliated both the cucks in front of their ugly girls
>guy pinches belly of my girl >beat him so hard he goes to the hospital >get sued a-alpha as f-fuck r-right bratushki
Jason Adams
If you say so, champ...
Juan Cruz
>At club >some smug Australian manlet walks up to me >Asks me where I'm from "mmmate" :):) >Tell him to fuck off >Goes up to my friend >"that dick head over there told me to fuck off" >"what the fuck did you say about me?" >"n-nothing"
Caleb Howard
This all could have been avoided if you had just had a better choice in mate Ahab...
Adam Fisher
omg ur so aplha xD u rly showewd
him mate ~!!!
Brody Lee
>someone throwing a snow ball at me >turn around in a matter of milliseconds >catched the ball >throwed it back in his fat face
Daniel Reed
he just came up to us and pinched her belly, she didnt do anything
Jason Hall
If you hadn't been whaling then you probably wouldn't be in this situation. Also greentext exactly what happened, now I'm interested fampai
Hunter Roberts
>at school we had these toy sets that you'd build rollercoasters out of >I took a few rubber bands and made a couple rubber band guns out of the parts >sooner or later everyone was into making weapons out of this plastic rollercoaster set >we had so many members that the teachers would start to ban the designs >mfw everyone looked up to me for it
Camden Sullivan
>If you hadn't been whaling then you probably wouldn't be in this situation nah shes not a landwhale she just had an expozed belly >Also greentext exactly what happened i just did, thats exactly what happened
or do you mean the suing part?
James Stewart
your a cunt
Josiah Taylor
Nah, he had a real cunty face. If you saw him you'd do the same.
Cooper Wright
>catched >throwed
sure think kiddo...
Jayden Green
Lil' arms dealer.
Sebastian Anderson
>be me >walk into local burger king >dressed in all black with my slicked back hair tucked into limited edition black sabbath fedora >lookin fly >walk up to counter >acne faced teen says >"welcome to burger king may I t-" >I cut him off >"I'll have a number 9 with a coke, and make it snappy" >ance faced teen is shocked at this point >he walks back the grill and makes it himself, fearing he may dissapoint me. >"hurry it up back there" I bark at him >he jolts and scurries back up to the front with my food >in a cracky wimpy force I hear >"that'll be 9.89 sir" >give him a 10 and out of the corner of my mouth mutter a sly >"keep the change kid, nothing personal heh" >tip my fedora on the way out >hop into my, blue, paint-chipped 98 geo metro >drive home and write this greentext in this shit thread
Alpha as fuck
Leo Ward
dont do that m8 some cunt will spit in your burger
Xavier Peterson
>at the same school during the same time >we'd dig massive holes around trees and build stick bases high up in them >we were the biggest tree base and the largest faction >I build many of the bases over the years--always the leader >I'd have members bully kids who'd keep trying to hang about with us >the teachers got involved and made it compulsory for us to include these kids >the teachers kept getting complaints about massive holes obstructing the caretakers from mowing the grass
Grayson Jones
*tips*
Justin Evans
Hsh
Kayden Diaz
>dissing sabbath
Christian Harris
>be me >work at grocery store >new hires >one is a dude bro >not a chill bro >jackass DUDE WEED LMAO bro >chats me up, seems alright >begin to deduce that he's pretty obnoxious, wannabe chad >later on >walking away from checkstamd >slaps his hand onto my shoulder and keeps it there for a full 2 seconds >turn at him giving him a prettyfuckingweird.jpg reaction >shrug and keep walking away >later later on >see him by himself wiping a checkstand >slap my hand on his shoulder >"Whadup, BRO" enunciating >keep hand there >"How's it going, BRO" >"Uh..." >Wiggle my fingers tight on his shoulder >"Just let me know if you need anything, DUDE" >he finally turns to face me >mfw
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