Archeology student

>black lives matter
She burns coal more than West Virginia

I'm deployed, swiping girls back home

You know what to do

> dat low effort posture

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Those kinds of bantz make up for a hundred stupid braindead bitches

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Madman

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

>solid 4
>you'll be the pretty one
>so nerdy XD
>self conscious
>self esteem issues
Most likely a slut but probably a really good fuck, pump and dump user

Cringey but at the same time intriguing.

>library
>likes immigrants
>favorite GoT character has a job leading the team of men tasked with defending the wall that keeps people out of their kingdom

Apparently autocorrect wants libtard to be library

I swiped right

We need updates, we starve for updates

>first thing's first...
>I'm a slut

>I look like beans

.........wut?

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Emo? In 2017?

kek

Subtlety is for faggots

it's fairly accurate

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keep us updated

Like a boss

fucking legend

>Oh, haha, so original

this isn't gonna go anywhere. just abandon.

true alpha male

Overdoingit

Keep it up

She either won't reply or get all horned up

GODDAMMIT do not engage without orders OP Correct answer to tibia question was
>"Is it your tibia?"
>"Close eough but no, could you fit my tibia?"

kill it before it breeds

It's over

Literally a walking meme lmao

paleontologists are the ones who deal with big bones, archeologists dig up bits of trash and pottery

reply 'lol'

"Why?"

Lmao the madman

>that specific and insecure about height
First sign this is not a biological woman. The second is the obvious bulge.

kek'd

beta autism

Some Wounds Never Heal

>Not with that shirt/hair/(whatever you can find in her pics) you don't

Could have said lucky for her you don't

ooohhhhh snaaaaaapppppppp

>i'm an angry beta: the response

Yeah cuz that shitty pick-up line with a "my cock" at the end is a serious alpha strategy...

FFS if i'm beta you are gamma kek

>getting angry at gangas

inches pls go

No reply

Damn, missed opportunity

Well only sheep concern themselves with lions. Looks like I'll just be a tiger then.

character from Even Stevens, and she actually does look like him. wood smash

nice response my fren

I assume she means Beans from the show Even Stevens

oh there is actually a fuckin list of this alpha beta bs?
Shit the more i see this kind of stuff the more it looks like bs for insecure ppl

type pls respond

if you use this line expecting it to actually work more than 3% of the time, u r dum. it was good the first 100 times it happened but literally everyone and their mum has heard it before now so it's on the same level as just saying hi

Arent gammas exactly like alphas because they follow their own goals?

Well it's actually studied physiology. It's generally disregarded anyway. Beta and Alpha are memes and the fact you think they're real shows how retarded you are.

Best response

I've got a bone to pick

Just for you

Technically yes. They just don't try to confirm to society. i.e.. Alpha Hipsters before being a hipster was mainstream

You are presuming, i never said they are real i don't even care about those definitions in fact you could quite understand from my "the more a see this kind of stuff£ that im not quite expert on this argument. I really think it's just some sort of classification for insicure ppl but now if you tell me they are memes i kinda think is more about a joke or am i wrong?
Anyway i agree that psicologically you can define ppl in more dominant or less dominant but still i don't get how we are even talking about being dominant or submissive about a pickup line and hipotetic responses that are clearely jokes

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FUCKING MADMAN

oh my lol

Wow she responded to pls respond. She wants it.

Because dominant people say "My cock" and submissive people say your beta response.

Also, learn to spell.

Do alphas try to confirm to society? They just do and betas do the rest for them.
Gammas can be alphas as soon as somebody follows them maybe?

>Y-you too

ok if you are talking seriously you must totally be authistic kek

btw sorry english is not my first language so i do what i can with my spelling.

Thanks for the keks and goodbye

lol rekt that stupid beta

Does every women think of themselves "I'm so nerdy and geeky teeheehee"?

if they own a computer or have played mario/pokemon as a kid because she liked a boy in her class who played it

Alpha's conform to society in that they aim to fit societies guidelines - Get a high paid job, marry the girl, have kids, buy a house etc.

Gamma's live outside of society, they're more likely to be entrepenuers.

Do any of yous have Yellow? It's like Tinder, but for snapchat instead. Came across this one yesterday.

Far too many do. I mean theu watch comic book movies haha so nerdy amirite? Deadpool!

Okay that clears it up, thanks mate.

As a 2nd language English speaker myself, bad spelling is no excuse. You're just an idiot.

No way those are real. Or if they are then the moment she takes that top off her nipples touch her knees.

paper bag it my man

To my big throbbing banter

Idk either. how do you even fake that?

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we've gone full spaghetti boys. How do we recover.

she looks like a fucking elf in that photo

She feels like she won or something

>17

i think they could be real

This was my first thought lmao

>Hello this is (You)'s mother. Please stop being mean to my son, he just wants a gf