My old roommate was a super ultra giga Chad...

>thinking thats bad

fuckin idiot

>one chance at like
>5'8 manlet
>shitty insertions everywhere
>not even a decent face
>skinnyfat trying to get fit
Kill me

>wah wah why can't i date hot girls, all girls are poopheads!
thats you. this is easily flipped around for girls as well. i.e.

>my old roommate was a mega stacy! living with her really opened my eyes to how misogynistic men are
>all night guys would try to approach her and then when she turned them down they would come to me their second choice, no matter how much effort i put into my makeup or how i dressed they always wanted her more
>the guys would than put tons of effort but it was just to have sex with me whereas with the stacy she could withhold sex and they would stick around to get her drinks or talk for hours about whatever she wanted.
>she didn't even have to put any effort into her appearance and 9 guys would fight over her, she even rejected guys i thought were really sweet and interesting spend the night drinking or watching tv but they still clung onto any hope of trying to bang her
>Watching this process play out a few dozen times was enough to make me despise half the humans on Earth.

stop being a bitch.

yeah some dudes just have some weird natural charisma that women love.

i knew a guy in highschool who was honestly not an ugly dude but not really great looking either, maybe 5'10" and built like a twig, never really went out of his way much to flirt with girls, but girls were just fuckin head over heels with him. anytime in a group of people that he spoke, girls would all turn and look and listen. got as much ass as arguably any dude i knew in highschool.

>height doesn't matt-

>aiming for that quality of woman

not even being insecure, you can just tell she's docile.

>doesn't like guns
and into the trash she goes

What a whore

id love for this bitch to reject me cuz of my height irl, she would get knocked the fuck out

fat woman needs tall man to feel less fat

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who is this white knighting faggot?
women are more than happy to all share one alpha.
men almost always have to date down.

Fuark brahs

Good thing I am taller than 6'0. Mirin my 140lb aesthetic back cunt?

And how exactly did this experience "redpill" you? What were you so enlightened about? That it's entirely possible to get girls if you don't act like a beta bitch boi? Congrats on learning the big secret dude.

>doesn't like country music
fucking droppped
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6lap5X_iFw

Also OP forget females, friends are much better at combating loneliness, n..no homo

you literally are a bitch.

>be over 6 feet
>not getting laid right now

HAHAHA faggot

>being so insecure about your height that you threaten to beat a women over the internet

>Doesn't like country music, cowboys, or guns

2/10

real alpha men actually beat women irl

thats nothin, brah

>beautiful people get offered sex 24/7
>more news at 9

Not true brah.

Alpha men respect women. Take zyzz for example. He had nothing but respect for women.

>be white
>go to China

congratulations, you're now banging 7s and 8s on the reg.

Fuck putting in effort to bang 5/10 disgusting overweight white chicks

>tfw 6'5"
>did alright in the lottery

In another life I might have been Chad. Instead I've spent the past 7 years here being a dyel

it's more news at 11 you bumpkin

This this this

I went to China with a 6/10 Chinese girl I met in UCLA here for the summer.

Needless to say I came back alone :)

It's more at eleven you two retards.

how could he respect women when he didnt even respect his own body? zyzz was an unhealthy, haughty soul that deserved everything he got.

God's will.

Is that what 80s movie taught you?

>Hey look at that guy yelling at that woman who just did something blatantly wrong
>better go humiliate him
>Everyone thinks I'm so cool for the rest of the movie
>win the chick

Now the real life version of respecting women

>Hey you better respect her
>Get shot, stabbed, or if tough, arrested for beating a man over something you didn't even know the whole story of and the girl won't fuck you and will continue to fuck the abusive asshole

The most likely scenario to your respecting women ideals.

>"Hey uhhh... so uhh... wanna go out la..."
>Chad comes into the room
>Makes sexual joke towards girl you're trying to talk to
>"Hey bro don't talk to women like that or else...."
>"OR ELSE WHAT?!" barks Chad
>.......
>walks off with your bitch

are you ok?

i'm getting a little slice of what chad's life is like at uni. i study a subject with a bunch of below average girls (engineering) and after i joined the class all the guys told me that the girls all want me. have fucked 3 of them and want to fuck 2 more. the stolen glances, the way they stammer when i am around, its cute and i envy chad who gets this on a daily basis with girls who are 9/10 rather than 4/10.

having big muscles and being lea helps. a lot.

The "night before Valentine's" autism is kicking in HARD.

Just a Veeky Forums Veeky Forums bored guy. Those three things don't mix well together

Make it four things. Assburgers

you think im playing? im tired of this shit man. Women hate when men fat shame but then they do shit like height shame which is actually genetic. Fuck that shit, man. It's wrong and it needs to stop. God willing.

You should probably post about it in your MRA group at your campus. Maybe organize a protest.

Or just quit being a faggot.

Fuckin top kek.

Maybe don't jump through their hoops? Have you thought of that, the less you care, the more they want

It doesnt work the other way around. There are tons of guys willing to love and care for fat or ugly women, the only problem is that those guys arent attractive to women lol

>tfw chad
feelsgoodman.jpg

"women aren't allowed to have standards"

the thread

>creating a hypothetical scenario of assault on a female because she doesnt like you

what did i tell you about not taking your meds before posting online, samual

Do you realize your statement proves you wrong or are you actually that retarded?

Zyzz was a closet homosexual bro

It doesn't prove him wrong

Average women have a higher percent chance of being approached and entering relationships than average men.

Feels good being homo, guys.

>that perfect bell curve

sheeeit

>sticking up for a woman's shitty satanic standards

You will reap what you sow. God willing.

Despite making it, I can never figure out how to truly start talking with people at random.

If we're in a class or space together its no issue, but it's impossible cor me to go up to someone I've never seen or met and just start talking.

There's this really cute girl I see around campus a lot and I want to talk to her, but we share no classes. What do?

>closet

Sure. Whatever.

He was so obviously gay. Have you not ever met a gay? Zyzz's homosexuality was so stronk I could hear it from beyond the grave.

yeah dude you should be able to rape them because you're undesirable

but then again this is bait

Why are you so small m8

see

the central limit theorem is a hell of a drug

ROFL

if anything women's standards are too low that's why they're all roasties by 19. More stds and pregger teens that's just what we need right mr. midget!

so according to that, 20% of guys are average or better according to wet-holes. I'm curious how much that chart will change when the average age of responders is 30

Hello there chopsticks

that is a gay ass song man

Try to smile next time and not look like a neet serial killer shut in.

You sound upset friend

>one chance at life
>dick is only 6.5"

>Not dying a sick cunt
>Not dying joocy as fuark
>Not dying for our sins as the aesthetic Mesiah
>Mfw

6'2", 4.0 GPA in college, fairly attractive, athletic, 6" da fuck.

>ugly girls always mirin
>always spill my spaghetti when talking to girls im attracted to
>completely normal and confident with uglies
this existence is cruel

>One chance at life
>Nigger
>Not even a sportsnigger
>A manlet nigger

Your life isn't that bad, you could have been born in a country that doesn't have the internet

>Those 8-9/10 chicks I want to bang just for their looks are so shallow boohoo

You immature, crying, sad excuse for a man. Go kill yourself

Lol no. It's women who usually date down. Women hate being the ugly one in the relationship, virgin. It makes them insecure as fuck.

It gets pretty damn old. Seriously, sometimes its nice to have have go out for dinner without everyone staring.
Though its pretty damn good for the old ego when you get filmed just walking down the street

If anything it's women who are more interested in relationships than men, at least in my experience...

"Wow she's really cu-- holy shit, why are her eyes like that?"

have fun with your mental illness.

what kinda 16 year old thinks dyin before 25 is cool as long as ur 'joocy'.

Nigga I'm 5'6, and got laid before I even started browsing Veeky Forums. Sometimes I think you guys really overthink this shit.

I don't think a lot of these guys realize that plenty of women are willing to settle for a shorter guy as long as the dude is taller than her.

> "settle"

sok bro if the girls can't find a better mate they'll 'settle" for you. what a nice concept.

Who realized they're going to end up alone here?

I did, currently 22 years old looking 16 and still getting carded, never had any action.

I've taken the red pill, so yeah man, I've realized unless you're a chad women are gonna eventually give up and settle with the best that they can get. The reason you're gonna settle with your gf or whatever will be because of the same reason. Unfortunately that 10/10 you've been jacking off to for half a decade is gonna be busy choking on a more masculine faced, taller, and more muscular man's cock than your beta ass.

Lower your standards.

>only one chance at life
>facelet

Bro you can roid and be a true titan like that 300 lb guy tho.

haha, great post.

man her left eye is so fucking out of place

Top left actually looks really good because the hair hides your egghead well, which is really the only major thing wrong with your face, just don't let it grow too long like in the 3rd pic in the top row.

Always be clean shaven, your beard genetics are unfortunate. Top left looks like a different person though. Grow your hair out again.

Better go with a good looking escort than some rancid, horsefaced fatty.

Feelings are meaningless when they come from a worthless nonperson.

I honestly don't believe that shit. I've seen plenty of chads and women never just "stopped and stared". People just seem to mind their own business regardless of what's going on.

But only with guys who aren't sweating bullets just being in the presence of a hot girl.

That's how the hot girl with the ugly asshole boyfriend happens.

I don't think you look that bad. Looking quite normal. All pics look good except the 3rd one, you look like a woman there. Long hair still suits you though.

These guys are talking out of thier ass: The long hair looks terrible on you-- you have more of a rounded head than a tall head... Medium length or shaggy might be good, but not shoulder-length.

It's hard to tell how you can work your face because in those pictures it would appear that the top left was taken when you were 18, all the other long-hair ones were younger than that, and your short-hair ones were taken at ages 26 and 28. Whatever the other user said about your beard is also retarded because you don't even have enough of a beard in the pictures to tell anything.

You look very British/Irish, a little bit like Martin Freeman or The Boondock Saints. I'd check out some of their roles and maybe try to copy a look you like.

If you're gonna have short hair you need to start working your neck.

>More stds and pregger teens
if it kills and impoverishes you fucking lanklets i'm all for it