Have you ever dated a Veeky Forums girl?

The girl with the nicest ass I've ever met was Irish. He could be telling the truth.

You're irish.
You think olive oyl has a ridiculous donk.

I dated a cardio bunny.
She kinda bamboozled me in that before we started dating she promised me she was into weight lifting. I should've known better. First day in the gym with her and she does leg press on a fucking Smith Machine while I'm squatting. Pretty fucking embarrassing.

She was basic as fuck and not particularly clever, but she was crazy hot and let me eat Oreos off of her ass so it was okay I guess overall.

>of all the underage girls to be attracted to you pick the most annoying and genuinely retarted one
this guy

I ended things when she started wearing a wedding ring and telling all her co-workers that I'd proposed.

She claims she was just trying to keep customers from hitting on her.

Yeah. Sure.

I'll have you know I am 100% Pure Bavarian Phenotype.

Was she older than you? This happened to me when I dated a 27 yo and I was 23 yo. She was real pretty but it made her seem a little desperate and made me feel weirded out. Didn't work in the end for similar reasons.

She was younger than me surprisingly, but she was REALLY ready to settle down

Tfw ballerina gf

:)

>dated
>implying

>qt 9/10 fit girl works at my gym
>get her number
>we start casually dating
>whenever I go in to lift she distracts me the whole time
>she dumps me later and now it's awkward as fuck cause see her every day still

Shit sucks. And most fit girls have zero personality.

Why'd she dump you?

small penis brah, like no jokes, in cold weather it looked like a third testicle; all foreskin.

She looked really cute on her second appearance on Dr Phil tbqh senpai

Lol and hard? How small? Srs No homo btw. Maybe you should've eaten her out more?

2 years with my gf who is a high level powerlifter. She cooks good meals and preps things for me, I've got a few homemade protein bars to snack on at work that she made me which is cool.

She gets a lot of male attention in the gym and in general because she is pretty jacked. Lots of guys will approach her even if I'm around, they typically wait until I walk off for a minute and run over in the gym. Not worth getting into fights with all these guys just a bit of a nuisance.

I don't think I'd be happy being with a normal girl after her, it would be a huge adjustment.

This, except I'd switch lifting girls with cardiobunnies. Girls who lift are the vainest, most slutty kind of girls on the planet.

Why do you think she is a cunt?

Ever examined mother daughter relationships?

>Single mom
>Daughter is hot as fuck
>Mom neglects daughter and treats her like shit

This is well worn territory. Fuckin women man.

Best ass I've ever seen was on an Irish girl. Name is Meghan and everything. In profile, her legs and her butt form a perfect P. Tits are A cup, she has a thigh gap, and you can see her ribs, but that ass is from another planet. Perfectly round and firm and she's never lifted a day in her life. And she's Irish as fuck.

This makes another single mom before she turns 15.

So the cycle continues. The good breeders are almost exclusively of low intellect and socioeconomic status. Shame really.

so....she's definitely gonna do porn when she turns 18 right?

>tfw no bhadbhabi to cash me ousside

Have you ever dated a bro on the 'ch0n?
How was it?

youtube.com/watch?v=SdhWGkIVjCA

>The good breeders are almost exclusively of low intellect and socioeconomic status
Sad but mostly true
To boot these chicks are often well aware of their looks and exploit it to max

yes OP i dated a fit girl who was also a complete stunning 9/10 and fit as fuck. devloped shoulders, defined abbs and thicc ass on a skinny frame.
it started out amazing as i ceaselessly impressed her and we were smitten with each other. She was pretty much a unicorn who was hot, talented, and had a personality with a slight naivete to her.
As time went on and she got more into fitness and bodybuilding she slowly started treating me more and more like shit as she became more narcissistic and self-obsessed, eventually dumping me and completely destroying me in the process.
months later she still only ever talks about her self and her diet and is in general, far less appealing to me now as distance has given me perspective on her flaws.
any questions?

checked.

well it is the 'ch0n after all, so...pics?

Very briefly dated a cardio bunny, she seemed really nice at first and had a great body, but that was about it. She was utterly obsessed with cardio and very insecure about herself. We are talking weighing and measuring every single day and recording it in a book, and if there was the slightest fluctuation she would cry. It was bordering on eating disorder tier, and she was obsessed with social media. She would genuinely take photos of everything, about 10, and upload the best one to instagram / facebook etc and if they didn't get more than a certain amount of likes she would get really upset and even cry at times.

Got sick of it very quickly, and left. Which didn't go well. The girl I am seeing at the moment is pretty average looking, but honestly better in every way. Much nicer, much more fun to hang out with, very easy going etc. Massive generalisation I know but I wouldn't date a cardio bunny type again.

didn't used to be that way
Used to be we had a setup that largely gave direction to people in the country
Worked out better for everyone in that way

i only have one vid left on my phone of a time we went ice skating together, no nudes left or anything, which is a shame she had a taste for fancy lingerie.

>wah wah wah user see how ma ass got bigger
>lets fuck user
>ahhh im so stronk user
>cardio user

shut the fuck up bitch

dumped her after 2 weeks

Kind of looks like one of the arab girls over here in Sweden.

nah senpai

She looks like she stinks of cum

That's funny because I know a fatty who goes to tons of dances and also has an insufferable personality

senpai

If so I'm coming over

what the hell are you talking about, potato virgin? Irish broads have huge tits and big asses. And slutty at that

youtube.com/watch?v=o4HCAIc67ow

What the actual fuck. Like that is massive autism. Crying over likes. Pathetic.

>dancer
you are better off marrying a bar slut you fucking retard

Classical dance (ballroom, Dance Major in college, etc) or stripper?

It matters

>I bet this girl knows how to suck a dick real good

>13 years old

>...

>fuck

any dancer = slut

>this bitch is 13
>better looking/tits than 99% of adult girls in my area

I dated a finnish figure skater and it was fantastic lads. although we were both quite depressed at the time and she moved back but oh well

the key is to not have a father figure

>Dancer
only ballerinas are goat other than that i agree with the other user, Dancer = sluts

Gymnasts >= Yoga > Ballerinas > Cardiobunnies > Liftgirls > Dancers

They are? Well shit I better start getting my moves on

They don't if you don't live on the internet