If you could go back in time and give your 16 year old self advice, what would it be?

Stop playing WoW before Warlords of Draenor comes out

Don't ask for that promotion

You live in America now, accept it and become a normal citizen
Lift weights
Hard work alone won't get you anywhere
If nobody knows you work hard it becomes irrelevant

Stop watching porn

Don't listen to people who say ''do what you enjoy doing at college!". The sports course is a waste of time and it spirals into you wasting 3 years. Teach yourself HTML, CSS and Java. You have a knack for it.

And that girl you just started a relationship with, she will go to magaluf and have a foursome. Also she is fucking multiple guys after the second year together, don't get too attached m8.

Skip weightlifting and go straight to powerlifting.

Whatever you do, avoid visiting Veeky Forums

Get your useless reddit-tier comment out of here retard

kys

this

Whatever you do, don't leave your dads side

Don't hit that blunt before MEPS, you'll never get into the navy and will have to kick in doors for the army because you forfeited your near perfect asvab score with thc.

Lift instead of focusing on a string of one night stands with idiots

take HGH so you grow past 5'5"

don't break up with her
start lifting now; you have good genetics for it and you're going to like it
don't start visiting Veeky Forums

First the liquid, then the powder.

Lift, you faggot. Run, you faggot. Download FLstudio, you faggot.
And I do mean faggot, get out of that fucking closet, you faggot.

>running
>FLstudio
>actual faggot

lol

end it now

>FLStudio
>Not Max/MSP master race

>don't start visiting Veeky Forums
this
also, keep lifting

Get a job and a haircut

You're fucking dumb

Count your calories
Change your families diet, your entire family will be happier for eating healthy
Make an effort to connect with your parent
Warn your mother that trying to replace her asshole dad with 2 other assholes is going to end poorly for her.

carry on dude
you will get laid very soon and it's better than you think

spotted the autist
Go play acoustic bongos somewhere else, retard.

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>Don't ask for that promotion
Why?

Short the housing market

went from working an easy 4 day 6 hour position to a literal back breaking 5 day 10 hour one that i still havent recovered from. no raise, just more hours.

after you break up with your first love, move away and travel.
Whatever you do, don't go to college.
Drink plenty of water and do yoga, your future body will thank you

Why don't you ask for a raise? You're showing initiative, you deserve a pay increase.

Do your best!

>When you get to college you're going to meet a girl. You're going to go to a party with her, ask her out that night, don't wait 3 months, she'll still say yes, but it won't be the same as it could have been.
>Get a job you fucking lazy piece of shit. World of Warcraft isn't even that fun
>Stop eating junk food. You're going to get fat one day
>Be more active, go to the gym maybe. I don't know, don't be such a lazy piece of shit

Probably in that order. My biggest regrets.

Stop playing video games.

Asked for a raise and got denied. I left that job 8 months ago. It was way too much labor for near minimum wage

respect to anyone who works a laborous job, but all of my hobbies tax my body and i can't work a physical job ontop of them

Kill them all

>it won't be the same as it could have been
:^( why

Because I was a beta. if I was more assertive to begin with, I would have been more assertive throughout the relationship. Instead I was a cuck, and she got sick of my cuck ass and left.

Dont listen to your parents. Listen to society as it will kick you in the nuts once you leave The nest.

• Don't wait until you're 22 to get work experience and build your résumé.
• Get involved in your classes. Network with others. Don't just go through the motions, hide in your room playing WoW and drinking all day, and get Cs.
• Don't break up with her.

-go on Veeky Forums and learn about "calories" and "nutrients" and pick a routine, don't do your shitty self-made routines nor what the staff tells you
-this way wait a year or two until you have a very strong body and start MMA, don't do it as a 21yo dyel, most guys will be dyels either in the gym and MMA so you'll be surprised how much fucking stronger than them you'll be with a high calorie-protein diet and strenght+hypertrophy training
-finish high school without losing time and have the highest grades

If only...

Stay in school. Fuck the people you call friends.

I love you Veeky Forums

Look out for that moobed faggot and to punk bitch in the senior class. They'll destroy your wrist during a game.

Meditation is good keep doing it and you're right. Jacking off is not a good way to pass the time. Workout instead.

Learn to rest better and workout easier.

Calisthenics isn't just about tricks it can be used to get fit as well. Remember goku?

You're over 20% bodyfat right now. Your 18 inch arms aren't anything special.

Yes you do have relatively large legs. Instead of only doing squats occasionally do heavy amounts of bodyweight squats and sprinting. Trust me, in 3 years you'll stumble upon it and become a monster

Don't listen to that guy. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and you'll end up fucking your back up by trying to squat too heavily.

Learn to work your entire back, not just your front and lats.

Meditation yoga tai chi and qui gong are good ways of cooling down and getting fit when you're completely fucked. Do that more, don't just do them because you think their cool and need to rehab injuries.

Never smoke weed or do shrooms. You'll never be the same after.
And don't take up cigarette smoking and alcohol or indulge in candy or soda. You're right to not like any of that shit. It's horrible for you.

C will leave for college early. You'll never see her again. She won't exactly love you but she wants to fuck. There's nothing wrong with loveless sex you retard. Dick her down and make that ass yours and you'll at least have something to remember her by. Oh and you'll lose J too, be friends with her before she goes.

Oh and kama sutra and tantric sex books are guides not bibles of fucking. And dick size is not all that matters you have to know how to use it instead of just hammering away at girls that can barely handle it.

Don't listen to other people. You are able to gain weight. Just because you eat a lot sometimes doesn't mean it is impossible for you to gain weight, it isn't your metabolism.You aren't naturally skinny. Stop being complacent and happy with yourself. At 6'3, 130 lbs do yourself a favor and start now, you have a long road ahead.
It wasn't until I was 18 someone got into an argument with someone to say that it's impossible for people to not be able to gain or lose weight. That man saved my life. It took 18 years for someone to be say we control our health.

Two years later I'm 6'4, 200 and live a much better life. I get so fucking triggered anytime I hear people spread false bullshit now.

>And that girl you just started a relationship with, she will go to magaluf and have a foursome. Also she is fucking multiple guys after the second year together, don't get too attached m8.
I carry your pain brah.

>after the second year together
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man fuck women

SLEEP, FFS. DON'T SKIP LUNCH, FUCK SCHOOL. EAT HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS LIFT WEIGHTS. DO YOU WANNA BE A MANLET?? Also lurk Veeky Forums with caution.

I know brah. Happened to me as well. Half a year after breakup, we got back in contact after what was a fucking hard half of a year for me, full of suffering, but full of progress. She started mirin my new gainz, self-esteem, overall new charisma and new attitude in life, got madly in love with me again, even more then ever before. Tables turned. Waited for some time, before getting back to her, enjoying how attached she got, making her my bitch day by day and fucking her savagely.
Still together to this day.

>Try to lose weight now, it's actually not terribly difficult.
>Invest in Apple and Google stock.
>Don't fall for the game design degree meme. Get a better degree from a better school.
>Join this guild on this server on WoW during 2008. You'll meet a great friend and possible wife there.
>Tell your brother not to go to a particular college. You'll save him from future drug problems.
>Get an iPhone as soon as you can. I have a great idea for a game involving birds, pigs, and a slingshot

That's all I've got.

It's ok if you like anime but don't get so sucked into it.

You're not funny when you make references that nobody understands.

Don't be proud of not being a normalfag so Veeky Forums can accept you. It's fine to act like that online but it shouldn't carry over to your real life.

Don't go into business just because your uncle is a successful businessman - you'll end up switching into software engineering anyways. Follow your dreams and go into science. Software engineering isn't that bad but you should really be looking at the stars instead of your monitor.

Stick with MMA. You might not like it that much but it's better than not doing anything all day. You lost a lot of friendships after you switched hobbies from MMA to watching anime all day.

Fuck what people think. Start working on your self-confidence at an earlier age. It gets harder to deal with it out of high school.

go to the gym you out of shape asshole

get better grades

don't rush going into post secondary

drop her and fuck her friends, it'll make things more fun

also don't go surfing around christmas, shark attacks are not fun

>shark attacks are not fun
Isn't that EXTREMELY rare?

depends desu

I'm aussie. Sharks are literally everywhere especially in Western Aus

>aussie
How is the daily life like in a country where everything wants to kill you?

Dont worry too much, everything is going to get better

>start getting fit
>work on dem hobby gainz
>DON'T FUCKING GO TO COLLEGE ITS A WASTE OF GODDAMN TIME, INVEST THE MONEY INSTEAD AND LIE ABOUT HAVING BEEN TO COLLEGE

I'm a little salty.

It's worth the trade off for casual racism being a-okay

shark mortalities are rare

I doubt it is rare for them to have a bite

But user, there is nothing wrong with dating molly

Stay away from Veeky Forums if you wanna remain a chad.

Bring food and eat every few hours during the school day.

>thinking that what you do as a 16 year old actually matters

Buy apple stock

pls lift so 3 years from now you'd be jacked

am 19 atm is it too late to use my muscles and bang qts?

am 26, and doing that so no

Get your HEO ticket

>thinking that a 16yo actually listens to advice

>"And dont forget to invest in le Apple stock"

K

Wouldn't that be incredibly sound advice for any 16 year old in that time?

It's not really relevant to the point of this thread. Unless you were debating on whether or not to buy Apple stock when you were 16 and decided not to, your comment seems like you actually believe that your message is being sent back to you 16 year old self instead of using this thread for therapeutic purposes.

Make more mistakes.

Listen to your dad when he talks about how you'll drift away from people after high school - don't worry so much about "what'll people think" "what if she says no" "wouldn't that be awkward" because it'll all be dust in the wind in a couple years.

Oh, and post less on internet forums. Nobody cares about your hilarious pics and posts and nobody would miss you if you never posted again.

I'd miss you

Not true. I'd miss your pics and posts user

The white_out.jpg really made me think. What a quality post. This guy's definitely going to make it. Good thing he's not going anywhere because I'd miss his hilarious pics and posts and will miss him if he never posted again.

Phil, I know you feel like a weakass but use the legs that you gained through skating and biking and go to the gym to squat.
Also stop eat those ramen noodles and chips.
go to the Gym and pray to god that your hair won't fall out when you're 22

also when you move to another city when you're 21 and try not to lose a job
Pauline won't leave you then and thanks to this you won't be a crippling depressed manlet who is uncapable of sustaining any relationship after the death of your mother.

please and for the love of god, never do cocaine or drink.

Bro if you have a problem with things that are "Reddit-tier," you should stop using "tier" as part of a compound adjective. Describing something as "[noun]-tier" is, itself, Reddit-tier.

Train harder

what molly did to you?

Try at something.

that's your advice for your past self? Interesting

in about a year you're going to confront somebody and you need to just fight him with your hands this time, even if you get the shit kicked out of you

you didn't get caught, but you'll live with it every day

Put in 100% in everything you do

railing ketamine during recess may impress the boys but it will seriously fuck up your future. it's not worth it.

That ended much happier than I expected

>PPLPPLx
>Fucking study

story?

Take the supply job. Get your degree sooner. Fuck more sluts.

Meditate. Focus/presence of mind is *the* single trait which unlocks all other doors, fitness and otherwise.

>Meditation yoga tai chi and qui gong
>don't just do them because you think their cool

have a (You)