How do I achieve this mode?

How do I achieve this mode?

this boards dead

not invent the wheelxfailure

canoe paddle x 1,000

eat nuts and get your mom to cut your hair

fpbp

>Lift like a regular person for a couple years
>get bad haircut
>get cheap roadside jewelry and $150 underwear
>get college intern with iPhone to take a picture and use instagram filter while you pose and debate raping her

Be five feet tall

smoke yakruna 4xF

poo in a hole in the ground

>canoe paddle x1000
>run from animal in woods x2
>catch wild boar and kill with hands (if you use rock you're a faggot and I hope it matches your purse homo) x1
>fend off other animals while eating boar half cooked
>fuck tribeswoman
>smoke ceremonial herbs to sleep 10h

> Veeky Forums: start juicing this is not achievable natty

shimmy up trees
chop down trees
shoot arrows off
canoe paddle too

kek

Is this what cannibal gains looks like?

exectly keto is not a meme

>Veeky Forums: you need to cut. You can't spot reduce fat

tfw you see patricians on /fit

>tfw I saw this masterpiece in the theatre last November
>chuckled at the idea of a shaman who lifts

4 sets

>Spider monkey curls x30
>Tapir squats x20
>Row log canoe 400 meters
>blow darts x10

Cardio is strapping meat to your grass skirt and having a Jaguar chase you.

>tfw your aesthetics crew will never be this fresh

you need to be a nigger first

shrink brain x8

>nigger
>south american

are you stupid?

his skin is black
i am not /pol/ but i got eyes

He does not have negroid features.
He is brown.
You're an idiot

Just for today, everybody who made it and isn't socially retarded is getting it while the getting is good.

>dat ayahuasca trip in color at the end
great movie, good taste guys