Could you fight him and win?

Could you fight him and win?

He's 6'6.

jumping headbutt to the solar plexus and he'll be down for the count

Jesus how is someone that tall fat?
how much food do you have to cram down your gullet at that point?

I'd just kick him in the balls then leg it.

>how much of a faggot do i need to be to criticise someone about something so trite

Are you talking about a battle of wits? Frankly, I could not fight him, because I do find it becoming to attack (intellectual) children.

Fight him with what? Can I pick a knife or gun?

yeah im only 11 inches shorter

I'm only 5.8 but I could take him easily. He looks like a car salesman and I'm an amateur kickboxer.

He has relatively small and soft looking hands.
He carries the weight in his weight well from the looks of him and his size is partially a conscious decision then him being a lazy fat ass.

I can probably take him if I don't let him get a good hold on me
It's kinda obvious that he's a tackler and grappler.

Correction: "do find it" should of course be "do not find it". Such is the inevitable indignity of composition on the cumbersome apparatus known as a "smart phone".

>He carries the weight in his weight

You're delusional

I'm 6'5 and 230 lbs and when I started doing kickboxing I wrecked all those manlet amateurs

I lost to the very advanced manlets a lot though but once i reached amateur level I beat them

He would never be able to sneak up on me, I would hear him coming a mile away.

With ease

*teleports behinds him*
*unleashes the 99th chakra seal*
*banishes his soul to oblivion*

pssh the bigger they are...

Oh sorry, did his body shaming trigger you? Go suck on an exhaust pipe

Hi Jimmy

I'd run straight into him and headbutt his balls

>""""Smart Phone""""
Do you mean a media navigation device possessed of intelligent qualities, brainlet?

>Slam the door open while shouting like a beast
>Baseball bat his head untill desired result
>Do ubove while he is shitting

I don't know. I'd rather fuck him to be honest.

My smaller frame and superior intellect will fell this brute. Brain beats brawn every time

how does one get that fat at 6'6" jesus christ

a swift kick to the nuts will bring any mortal to his knees

>6'6, great face
>Still manage to fuck it up to the point where you get a manFUPA

just cut off his legs

No i think he would destroy me

Fair point. He literally must eat ALL day

Post more of this massive bear.

yep

just one braaaaaaaaap and he's dead

how do those clips work?