You guys have those girls at your gym that only do glute exercises? Squats and those weird looking reverse leg raises?

This thread isn't even about you.
How fucking narcissistic can you be?

and they do those weird clapping machines, and they wear tight spandex, also reverse squats on leg press and they sometimes do this

If you have "big legs" and don't squat at least 315 then I have some bad news for you, bud: you're fat.
I squat 4 plates for reps and when I'm cut to where I have a 6 pack I easily fit into skinny jeans, and while my legs look good and are a decent size, they're definitely not huge like most of you faggots on Veeky Forums who squat 3 plates or less say.

all women are whores given the opportunity. just to be clear, I don't hate them for being like that, wanting a better life, it's just not my thing and I have all rights to call them whores, just like they have the right to call me a loser

Not him but I cant squat 315 and have big legs at a low bf.
I have a previous history of sports and that combined with genetics(big ankles and calves) my legs look proportional without me working on them a lot.

Define "big legs", because I played hockey as a goalie for 20 years, but I'm also a bodybuilder so maybe my definition of "big" is different from yours.

You re a delusional fgt kill uself

Probably small by bodybuilding standards but my upper body is small by bodybuilding standards as well so it works for me : )

Holy shit. I'm OP and I'm in middle TN. I need to find this creature.

>>Guys don't work out lower body.
>>Girls don't work out upper body.It makes sense if you think of it like a subconscious physiological representation of the philosophy behind the yin-yang symbol it becomes a beautiful phenomenon.

This is so fucking stupid I swear to god. Stop perpetuating dumbass myths, faggot.

Yep.
I really would like to approach the handful of girls that do this at my gym since it really does fuck up their proportions and causes overall physiological imbalance. Shit's whacked

yes and those girls are pure cancer.

I love some muscular back and a nice bench press on a girl. It makes me horny. Working out only butt is the female equivalent of a curlbro.

this dude is obviously juicing, and therefore obviously not working legs whatsoever

They want to attract men, lezanon.

i have no idea why guys who train for girls ignore legs. girls love joocy gloots, hammies and quads (provided the quads aren't massive like a powerlifter or SS guy).

the amount of girls who have complimented my ass, man. one even used to booty call me (literally) because she liked my ass.

who cares, man. girls want to look good for other men (you) and you are mad about that? i for one am happy that girls are wanting to get nice instagram asses, and if your personality wasn't 99% salt, you'd think the same.

>other men (you)

lol no. they lift for Chad

>implying girls don't thrive on all attention, including that from average guys

lol no again, they don't like CREEPS looking at them, you are EYE RAPING them. only Chad can look AND touch

Girls love a nice shaved asshole.
This one girl used to peg me and she always complimented how my boiass looked nice and smooth.
I honestly lol when guys dont shave their ass and get pegged.

>This one girl used to peg me

cuck detected

Faggot with a hairy asshole detected

i never got pegged, you faggot, but the one time i shaved my asshole thoroughly was the one time my ex gf rimmed me and fingered my prostate totally unprompted. i just let her do it and tbf it was great, she had me grunting

at one point we were 69ing each others assholes.

69 each others asshole
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i train legs.

i hate it

but i wanna look like justin one day

also gotta use dat dere caloric surplus to build something right?

Kek i was fucking around when i posted that but im glad i got an user to confess his love for assplay

hey brah don't get me wrong, i'm a straight ass nigga. but can't deny that pressure on the prostate feels good. haven't done it since and wouldn't ask for it.

that being said, whenever i'm drunk and with a girl i inevitably find myself with a finger up her ass, even though i have no particular love for anal shit and have never even done anal sex.

i was fucking around too, kinda. if a girl wanted to peg me i wouldn't be cool with it, no matter how good it felt. i hate the idea of being fucked in the ass.

I feel you bro. I wouldnt wanna be fucked in the ass either but i dont mind getting a finger in there.

I've had plenty of hotties lick my fart box. Shit is cash if they mix in a bj and hj at the same time. I'm secure enough to know what I like and not worried someone will think I'm gay. Most of them prefer doing over a regular bj because it's easier on their jaw. Just take a shower and use a razor and everyone is happy.

If you're worried about someone thinking you like men, you're probably a closet-homo anyway.

Squats are a glute exercise now? Im glad I left, peace.

hnnnnng

Is it just me or are most girls incapable of executing proper form on squats or exercises in general?
All girls that train squats at my gym fall into these categories:
>Only does hack squats in the smith machine(only 1 girl)
>1/2 reps with the pussy pad
>1/4 reps with the pussy pad
>Squat below parallel but with pussy pad and not an optimal stance.(only 1 girl)
>3/4 rep goblet squats
>3/4 rep "goblet" squats but instead of holding a dumbbell or kettlebell they hold onto some weird band assistance thing at the gym.

>Squats

I barely ever even see them doing that. Except sometimes they'll grab a kettlebell and squat. It blows my mind what girls do at the gym.

I only see the smith machine chicks and the resistance band chicks.

>weird fingers 2/10 would not bang

are u actually retarded?

I agree. This guy is tarded.

well, no. muscles grow at different rates for different people. i'm like you and can grow my quads pretty much just thinking about squats, whereas my arms and delts need a good hammering. and other guys i know who can out squat me by like 50 kilos have smaller legs (though certainly not small legs, just smallER).

He's got pretty decent legs, bro.

>tfw I haven't been to a large public gym in years
>tfw I don't put up with any bullshit
>tfw I pay 20$ a month for a small hole in the wall gym
>tfw I never have to wait to use equipment

they only want big butts desu, big butts are popular now thanks to some shit celeb

I do enjoy a nice firm booty.

Thank god there's cultural pressure for women to lift weights. And if they're gonna lift, it shouldn't be upper body focused, just a minimum of arms, delts, and upper back which is one, maybe two days a week. So the rest of the time, they can get juicy ass and legs and get that waistline tight.

they are pathetic, even compared to bodybuilder standards which arent high.

Stop worrying about other men. This is a thread for women's asses

seems good, I don't like upper body muscle on girls and no one else does either you might be a faggot

Mate that is a neck exercise, good for fighters

>hairy back

gross

bruh,

How do you shave your back? I can't reach mine.

got some girls at my gym with amazing ass, but they're stupid and use the smith machine and don't even go parallel. Mexican Chads go up to them and ask for their snapchat without problem.

I, though, I like me a qt with nice shoulders as well as the gym booty.

I don't care if she has pumpkin delts but I think she should at least be able to 1 pull-up. Pretty low standards I think.

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Yes

I read the thread. I don't get how this pertains.

bloho detected

I have three who come in on the weekend mornings.They stick to themselves and everyone stares.

I found one listed as an escort and I'm thinking of booking her soon just to see how she is going to react but I'm holding out trying to find the Asian ones listing under the same agency.

>that girl in the gym who only trains obliques and looks like a fridge

>guys dont work upper
you mean ONLY work lower for both

Nice goal user. Keep it up.
And they keep doing all kind of core exercises because they believe in spot reduction. This seriously triggers me

How the fuck can she do 3 plates?

I want a nice ass, so I literally just started doing glute raises from the floor with lmao1plate, and that shit felt like it was gonna snap my hip/waist. I also barely felt any glute activation.

Am I doing it wrong?

She obviosly didn't start recently like you

>Having to shave your asshole to get a girl to rim you
A real alpha such as myself used to just shove my girlfriends head down to my hairy ass and have her lick away unlike you betas

Thots fell for the "thicc" meme and want to get degenerate nig dick what else is new

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I thought I was a degenerate for only being able to cum when a girl causes immense physical pain (biting, scratching, hair pulling to an extreme) but you niggas are gay as fuck, All of you, if you like ass play, in your own ass, youre a faggot. Dont even try to argue, youre just a faggot. Gay marriage is legal now, no need to keep up this facade of heterosexuality.

........yeah, real talk. i can't deal with injections. so i need to do retarded shit like this because it works.

Those legs are fucking dog shit. They probably only grew from carrying around this dipshits KFC drumstick physique around.

hes right you retarded teenager

bro ive tried fingering myself in the shower/bath and i never feel anything. the best it does for me is satisfies anal itch. how do you hit your prostate?

>upper body small
>lower body small
So what you really mean is you don't look like you even lift?

>bodybuilder leg standards arent high
u sure are a dipshit huh

>been doing smith machine squats
>see thread

Shit. Has everybody been laughing at me all this time?

[spoiler]im a guy btw[/spoiler]

>tfw always use the pussy pad
No shame

Yes. At least you didn't use clips, pad or belt r-right user?

How the fuck can you correctly place the bar in your back with the pussy pad?
Bad/No specific form confirmed

Roids are a hell of a drug..

Wow user, thanks for confirming!
Now you can focus on your 1rep max

I'm hairless all around expect head and pubic areas. Only need to shave once every month, and even then it's whiskers. I don't know what to feel.

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Thats all most the girls at my gym do, except the hotass fit lifting milfs

The younger girls exclusively do glutes, and work in pairs or trios, do retarded jumping things in between, and film each other for instagram constantly.

>tfw im probably only mad because they never try to hit on me

ahh well

i've got hair on my neck and triceps from anabolic steroids

Practice to be honest, it's not as padded probably because it's old but the bar straight in my back 7/10 results in blood blisters due to a clotting problem I have. I don't mind looking like a pussy if it means I can lift more regularly.

Okay who is this?

At first I thought this girl was photoshopped to look manly as some sort of meme but I've still not seen a single picture of her un-photoshopped?

Wtf?

Thanks for your honest answer. I was genuinely curious, personally I love squatting low bar because the bar locks in and I feel pretty safe, with a pad the bar would just fall off

Well no shit I mean
She looks like THAT?!

Also lurk more faggit ffs

chloe moretz, aka fridgechan

You're a newfag.

Training legs to have big legs is fucking retarded, especially if you're natty. You train legs to be fast and athletic. Kinobody never trains legs and his look fine, it will only look disproportional if you're on steroids or some genetic freak.

No problem user. I actually started using the pad regularly after mentioning pain on my back 'shelf' after returning to lifting after illness, and anons suggested a number of things to help (not knowing at the time it was because is was bleeding). The pad kept rolling at first so the lack of initial stability was something I had to get used to but it's improved the blistering situation ten-fold

>blood blisters
This sounds unpleasant