How do I get Veeky Forums and /drunk/ at the same time?
I recently started calorie counting just to lose weight. I go drinking once a week, just with friends. But I've calculated that 20 bottles of pic related is 2200 calories - I'm on 1500 a day.
What do?
And don't say "just have one or two" because if you're not drinking to get drunk there is no point.
Juan Ross
drink spirits instead
Andrew Price
>roughly 90 calories per serving of whiskey
Way to go Einstein, it's the exact same thing.
Matthew Taylor
You can always butt chug it
Nolan Bell
No it isn't you fucking retard. Hard alcohol will get you drink quicker on less calories. You go in to it on an empty stomach, you plan your day around drinking later that night. Small breakfast, water all day long, then the booze.
Vodka is probably your best bet. Vodka and any 0 calorie drink.
Do you even alcoholic? You can't get drunk and be Veeky Forums on beer. You need to drop beer, it's over. Move to hard liquor.
Liam Anderson
beer is 3-7% spirit is 40-50%
also, why would you drink 0,261ml bottles of beer? what western country you living in?
do the math
Eli Rivera
I drink more spirits than I ever have beer, I only recently changed.
There are 1,515 calories in a 70cl bottle of vodka numb nuts.
Joseph Thomas
Vodka and club soda bro
Nolan Hernandez
Live in Ireland. Cans are cheaper and have more in them but I prefer bottles.
Ethan Johnson
Are you actually retarded? Do you not understand which will get you drunk/buzzed quicker with less calories? It's not a hard concept.
Chase Carter
yeah, you guys have 10% alcohol in tapwater there
Jace White
Do you not realise I know how much alcohol it takes to get me drunk you fucking spastic.
1.5oz as per your chart is about 50ml. It would take ten times as much for me to feel a buzz.
Julian Evans
Then it would take 100x more beer to feel a buzz you stupid cunt.
Camden Peterson
Don't send me anymore messages
Nicholas Phillips
vodka is 11,4 times better to get wasted, please consider, alcohol heabily reduces your natural testosterone generation. and contains empty calories.
lso drinking overpriced 0,33 bottles of shit beer is a crime
Kevin James
Rekt
Easton Hall
gin is best drink hands down
Camden Morales
>eat enough carbs you can function aiight, fruit and oats >lil bit of fat in everything >eat 1g proton for every lb you weight >dont drink shitty beer, anything other than 100% agave tequila, any kind of rum, cheap whisky, or any malt beverages >drink until right before you would puke because vomiting = lost gains >drink water before you go to bed >coconut water fixes everything
Ryan Watson
>1g proton dem activated ions bruh
Jayden Young
fuk yu whisky is best
Camden Green
good whiskey = great good gin = great
cheap whiskey = dogshit cheap gin = still pretty ok
Jayden Wood
As a recovering alkie, I say you're all a shower of cunts. Drink up and be merry, it'll catch up with you soon enough.
Josiah Parker
>90 calories >exact same thing >says 20 bottles is 2200 calories >110 calories/bottle >exact same thing >90 calories
so 20 shots would save you 400 calories. it adds up douchefuck. and don't complain about not being able to cut while wanting to drink 20 drinks. you obviously don't give a fuck about your health so why should we?
Camden Rivera
This guy does it >coors light
Juan Collins
Just do Tequilla shots. Down 7 tequila shots with limes and you've dropped about 700 calories right there.
2-3 drinks the rest of the night and you've added another 350 max. Plus you'll be legit pretty drink.
Really though assuming you've worked out sometime that day you should be fine since your TDEE will be above 2500.
Make sure to drink plenty of water before and after you drink though.
Grayson Gray
>20 beers in a night
Maybe you have bigger problems than the calories
Jacob Harris
get high on glue
Blake James
>its a "retards on /fit don't realize the whole reason you get drink from alcohol is because your body cannot process the calories for energy/fat like it does with the three other types of calorie." episode.
Connor Myers
actually? I thought it was that when it gets processed by your liver it goes into your bloodstream and the alc fucks up your head. but i'm also a >liberal arts fag
James Parker
that's incorrect. the reason you get drunk from alcohol is because it's a (mild) toxin for your body. The reason alcohol has a high thermic effect is because your body cannot process the calories for it like other macronutrients. Your body perceives it as what it functions for the body: not an energy source, but a toxin - so it "attacks" the ethanol and ultimately converts it into a usable state, though it still remains nutritionally void. it ends up being an energy source, but an extremely inefficient one