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Is it surprise to anyone that lanklets can't fight to save their lifes?
whenever i see something like this i get sad that i never got the chance to fight someone who is as inept as these guys in a real fight, in my only real fight i git suckerpunched from behind, his 2 friends grappeled me down, held me by the hair and twisted my arms so that he could soccer kick me in the teeth
fucking bullshit
i guess that settles it
manlet>lanklet
it's over boys, time to go home
lmao
lanklets when will they learn?
Why are there like 10 different active height threads atm. Shit's not even funny anymore
all i see is a insecure little man
That's why you just drop pic related and sage it
inb4
>kek manlet detected
I do this in pro-manlet threads like this one too. It's not Veeky Forums related at all, it's just pure unfiltered autism that doesn't belong on this board.
>DAN HE BEATIN YO ASS, DAN HE BEATIN YO ASS
>Dan put those keys down, quit being a little bitch
lmao this camera guy
Usually they'll group attack you, but this group thought it would be funnier to have the tall guy get beat by a little guy. Now tall guy is bottom rung in the social ladder. Little guy is going to be slightly raised in social order just to remind tall guy how he lost that one time.
memes aside it's pretty clear that he didn't want to fight, he could've knock the manlet out 3-4 times but decided to let him get up
lanky fucks seem to have weak punches, check this short guy tanking punches like they 0 dmg
cameraman is annoying as fuck
No double knockout.
I feel cheated
i'm a lanklet and i'm sick of seeing this lanklets need to learn how to bend their knees and put some actual body weight into a punch
>when a rogue picks a fight with your main tank
If 6'5 allows 5'2 to come close obv 5'2
Short and fat so center mass is lower to the ground so more balanced stance
6'5 looks Skinny AF so 5'2 probably has a weight advantage, also less balanced cause tall and Skinny, much higher center of mass
Come on son Im not even an engineer and even I can predict what Will happen
>Thinking fit cares about some Skinny lanklet and fat manlet having a scuffle
The tall dude wouldnt hit the short one because it would be like hitting a child. You saw he was holding back.
>lanklets can't fight to save their lifes
Ahem.
DELET THIS
He should've replaced goldie
>posts Jon "Dick Pills" Jones
Ahem
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b-b-b-but height is everything in a fight1!!!
>autism doesnt belong on /fit
Ok....
How fucking new are you
manlet didn't do shit
I feel like manlets have the advantage in fights when it comes to taking hits and punches. They're stocky, compact, and absorb damage.
Lanklets have the upper hand by having a clear shot to their face, manlets have to work for the face hit.
Moar lanklet btfo webms pls
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You see the problem is that with all these lanklet vs manlet videos is that the lanks aren't taking it seriously
They're just slapping the lil guys around.
But the tall midgets are taking it like a life or death situation. They swing with all they got
Lanklets should win all these fights if they just keep back and swing some fucking haymakers at the aggressive chihuahuas
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Fuck height arguments that was goddamn hilarious.
Not deliberate autism you autist
>ufc "boxing"
>short people absorb more damage
Elohel
>manlets posting videos of manlets getting lucky in random street fights
>hurr durr lanklets cant fight!!
>meanwhile the two greatest fighters of all time are long and lean (Jon Jones, Anderson Silva)
>Silva
>his leg shatters because he's a skinny lanklet
Let that be a lesson to you
All you tallfags are risking total bodily collapse if you squat too hard
>arent taking it seriously
>bleeding and fucked up at the end
>lmao dude i just wasnt taking it seriously!!
the problem with people is that they think that they can just "hang back" and throw some blows at a little guy and they can't catch them.
this isn't a professional boxing match. the reason why that bull rushing shit rarely happens in boxing matches is because they're trained to put the other person down if they try that reckless shit. lanklets in street fights usually just get bull rushed by smaller dudes and have no idea wtf to do.
to be fair 99% of the population have no idea what they're doing and 99% of the people reading this would instantly lose their shit once they're in a fight. it's easy to say what you could've/would've/should've done, but when you're faced with a REAL threat in your face, your mind loses all calmness and control and you end up panicking.
mike tyson said it best. "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
this is ultimately why zab judah failed in boxing. dude had insane skills, that even gave mayweather trouble, but once he started getting rocked he would retreat inward and lose all composure.
>mike tyson said it best. "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
That's why lanklets usually win
Because a manlet's bullrush is a good idea until they get a proper punch it
The first person to get a real headringer in will win because the other guy is going be dazed and hurt
That's why the lanklets in the webms are losing
They're not taking it seriously and by the time they do, it's too late
What did the short guy say before getting pushed?
He gave him trouble by trying to destroy his balls maybe. Judah wasn't special
What if 6'4 250+ lbs?
Can a manlet really phase a real man?
196cm vs 178cm
>b-b-but scaff is 6'5'' literally the perfect height
>fucking manlets right?
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its true i fought with manlets as kinda lanket(6.0 vs 5.4). Manlets can do hits no problem, and there punches are much stronger (as teenagers), but i ussualy went for choke hold.
I would choke hold manlets until they pass out/almost pass out (or someone stopped me), then release them.
After that manlets would only talk, but never try anything funny.
>knocking out construction workers and coal miners
Ichabod Crane didn't know what he was doing at all
and still seemed like he was holding back, idk, or maybe he's that big of a puss
easily could have put some swings in there and was instead doing some kind of bitchy hammer strike
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Thats just beautiful.
Tyson's literally my idol
Holyfield.
Not a headbutting faggot who got a free pass from the crooked boxing industry and took down a well passed his prime and totally missmanaged Tyson.
If Holyfield even stepped into the ring with Tyson while Cuss was still around they'd have had to haul his cheating ass out on a stretcher.
>that high jump + medium punch at 1:31
>pick his glasses up
>don't let nobody break his glasses
>I'd hate if that shit happen to me
goodguy cameraman.
...wat?
That has nothing to do with fitness, fuck off
Except that Holyfield came in as the guy considered a washed up underdog. Tyson just got outboxed. He even had trouble with an ancient Larry Holmes, you're just a fucking casual
classically, fitness is anything that helps an organism to reproduce, females like tall guys, ergo, height is a contributor to overall fitness.
/thread
>literally kicking, kicking and being a complete bitch, fuck a little and fat guy, who begs him to stop
>when said little guy starts hitting back and literally fucking him over he starts to ask him like a bitch to stop
What a massive faggot
Ricky had some good training
Fuck that was beautiful. Little guy measured him out, checked his response time, and footwork then BAM one punch and it was over
Smaller individuals in a species require less resources and survive famine better, also live longer on average...
Also tend to get BTFO by the larger members upon contact
Manlet here. I rather punch you in the kidneys really fucking hard. Fuck your face. I want you to piss blood.
>pure unfiltered autism
>doesn't belong on this board.
Amateur boxer here. Lanklet is flailing like a bitch. There is ZERO weight behind his punches. Manlet actually has some solid blocking and throws decent punches.
>lanklets
>grown ass men fighting
pretty pathetic desu
>that idiot in the red being totally unprepared even after his opponent is taking his pants off
beautiful charge
> wowcharge.wav
> mortalstrike.wav
> humanmaledying.wav
suprised these fine black folk kept the midgets glasses, talked shit for tall nog using keys and not stabbing the guy as a group.
Was a nice fight desu.
Miring stats but honestly what percent of the actual population is 6'4" and then what percentage of those people are not fucking stick figures? You are talking a very very small percentage of the population.. also all these videos only take place between children in the ghetto in real life you go to jail for assault if you hit someone. If you flee the scene and are caught on video anywhere you go to jail for even longer... its not highschool.. you cant hit people lol.
perfection
The reason being tall can help in a fight is more room to put onnmass and strength.
But weight classes are inherently slanted towards manlets, who can put on muscle easier and put more ofbit on because they arent held back by excess height and its usses.
Butnoutside of weight classes?
>football player versus redneck bully
tall retard doesn't play sports and just uses his height
Yah. And manlets love to friendly up to a person. And then strike.
"That was a pussy ass move, I can't even give you props for that one. Hittin nobody wicho keys"
I have no idea how he saw that punch coming
>when you dump all points into def
>you will never be an insecure manlet that needs support group threads every day
Feels so good man
yeah this is some "quote from man stabbed" tier shit
>def
>not atk
You see how he's ducking and weaving long before the punch comes?
He starts to judge at any little movement but only commits to the whole motions once he know it's a punch
It's like having your finger on the trigger instead of having to unholster the gun entirely
the lanklet needs to focus on performance, and eating big
he is clearly going for the ripped look, and that destroys your energy levels
Lol how many manlets are on Veeky Forums. seems like everybody in my gym is shorter than me and im only 6'3.
quick green text
>went to gracie jiu jitsu
>went to beginner class
>they let you spar with blue/black belts
>only knew kimura and rear choke
>manlet blue belt knew what i was going to do
>nearly pulled his head off as a first timer
>he got salted and left class early after nearly breaking his jaw by gooning him.
that little dude beat the fuck out of derrick.
Anyway, i can tell you something about lanklets biologically.
Unfortunately for them, any kind of motor function has a slightly delayed response compared to that of a shorter person or someone who has shorter limbs. This is due to the fact that their neurons are longer and the electrical stimuli must travel a farther distance just to get to CNS and then back to the appropriate effector. So recruitment of muscles are slower and reaction time is slower in terms of actually moving. This could lead to slow and delayed response. But if you constantly train, you can become faster than smaller people but if you dont actually train or a smaller person trains as hard as you do, good luck keeping up with them.
>bullshitscience with no sources.
basic bio bitch. If you seriously think the conductance of electrical stimuli is faster for longer neurons or if you think that an electrical stimuli can travel faster without increasing diameter of neuron or if you think on average taller people have neurons that are larger in diameter, then I am going to have to ask you for source. What I said was very basic. As far as i know, the largest neuron in terms of diameter i have seen are from squids
I was fakin laughing so hard. The camera man is the real hero.
Also well done to the midget. He had a 3 foot reach disadvantage and he still managed to give it to the lanklet.
Im just happy to see a fight where 10 people didnt jump in
pretty based desu. I hate when idiots cant fight fair
fuck manlets, if I see one in public (which is rare nowadays) I instantly wanna bodyslam them into the pavement
>Muh sources
If you want sources go school bitch. This is a thread about a midget fighting a troll. Nobody gives a fuck about the psuedo intellectual conversations you have in your head.
The reason these lanklets punches are weak is because they don't know how to throw one. Tall guys are intimidating and usually go through life without ever having to get into a confrontation. these guys have a huge height and reach advantage. The only reason they get their asses kicked is a lack of experience. They can't throw a punch because they've never had to.
>15k views already
what the fuck
the video was posted on /pol/ this morning, and it was 80 views when the thread died
btw, the camera man banter is pretty funny
>that turnaround
>that self-restraint when he obviously won
this nigga is the epitome of asian honor
im pretty sure people of all sizes have never actually been in a fight.
If you are going to say that shorter people on average get into more fights than tall people, you gonna have to pull up some stats to back up that big assumption
Manlets do get into fights more often
Napoleon complex
Guaranteed that all these manlets in these vids have fought many times over nothing because of their inferiority complex
Not just fights but confrontation in general. If you want stats you're gonna have to pull that out of my ass, because that's where I've been getting them.
If you look at 95% of these videos, the manlets have no clue what they're doing either. Look at the one of the guys in the bathroom where the manlet's tanking them. You're telling me that manlet knows how to fight? You're out of your mind.