/TRORP/ - THE RESURRECTION OF RICH PIANA

SERIES PREMIERE - DAY 1 - GETTING SHREDDED - LETS DO THIS

youtube.com/watch?v=MZYMyqSNkn4

>that opening

>that thumbnail

33 min in here, I don't know how this guy's still alive. He literally doesn't eat anything solid.

He looks like such a fucking cartoon during that entire stretching segment.

How the fuck has he got a doctor to prescribe gear

'cuz he used it underground for so long, his own gonads don't work anymore.

he prob has public health insurance which covers it ... especially if he lives in a Blue State.

>Make All Gains Amazing.

>it's not a shake, it's fucking real food
>chocolate flavoured powdered egg whites

>60g+ carb shake
>keto

Rich, you mong.

>that thumbnail
we don't even have to create the memes anymore

>when the gym's about to close and you're only 7 hours into your arm workout

60g carb is only 240 calories.
And they're not "starchy"? right ?

>I don't see the problem.

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMMITT

>CAN'T WAKE UP

>Good 'sode
>That whole headphones rant was the climax of the video.
>The new weightlifting segment without music was really a letdown

>headphones rant
soundless @ work, what is a tldl?

>taking steroids for 28 years

>repeated rant from an old video about sonys on display being bass boosted and the ones he bought not being as good as the ones he tried in the store
>buys a new pair of beats every few weeks because he keeps breaking them
>said some cheap skullcandys were better than his sonys and his beats

those tits arent 100% muscle arent they? fuckk they look like they would jiggle good if you would use a hand for help

Thanks friend

tbf the skullcandy uproar headphones are pretty great, I haven't had any issues with them.
I've never had a good pair of sonys though, and everything I've had with beats audio advertised on it has started to drop in audioquality a whole bunch over the last month or two from daily use over the course of a year.

>he thinks muscle doesn't jiggle when it isn't flexed

>Not watching his videos explaining that because he's a big guy he needs carbs after training to keep vascularity and stay full

> MY BACTERIAL STABLE WATER GOD DAMMMIT

It's PIANA KETO not KETO GOD DAMN IT

>tfw you will never be marcus fenix like rich

Where were you when Rich was dying?