Real Human Bean General

C'mon let's work together to become a real human bean and a real hero.
We already have the autism.
All we need is the looks (and a car).

How is your transformation into Driver mode going on?

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Human bean?

>tfw no diners in frogland
>only overpriced restaurants
>also shitty french cars

Is it hopeless for me ?

I actually considered transforming into Driver mode a while ago, but I'm not autistic and kind of like the way I am already.

Either way, I came up with a game plan in my head when i was considering it, because I am actually slightly autistic I guess.

>Work out to into Driver mode (obviously)
>Get Driver clothes (obviously.) I would not have the scorpion on the back as to not make it too obvious.
>Download as much synth pop/ whatever as you can, in addition to the Drive soundtrack.
>Get car if not already have one
>Get food delivery job + Uber/Lyft in spare time
>In the mean time, start working on car mechanic skills to eventually into mechanic job
>Sign up for gun basics class
>Do 1year boxing, 1 year BJJ
>Possibly start committing petty crimes
>Possibly take stunt driver courses

I figure it'd take about 2 years to fully reach Driver mode for a person truly committed.

>slightly autistic

user...

You do not need a car or a place you always hang out to be Driver mode, François.
It is about the mindset.

That plan was indeed very autistic my friend.
But I like the delivery job - Uber combination.


Any Driver stories, brothers?
>few years ago
>backpacking through Europe
>see a qt in an ice cream shop
>stare at her, not really talking
>get out my guitar, wink at her, and play her a song
>she fells for me
>spend about 10 days together
>night of painful goodbye
>she tells me how her first thought after seeing me was that I came straight out from an American movie
>tells me I changed her life forever and made her happy and she will always remember me
>tells me she loves me
>kiss her and tell her I gotta move on
>mfw I was the happiest with her but I am unable to fall in love anymore and I am not willing to lie to her
>mfw I was a real hero for her
>and a real human bean

>But I like the delivery job - Uber combination.
a guy I used to deliver pizza with Uber'd as well and he was a fat balding uggo who didn't act anything like driver.

delivering pizza and ubering to be like ryan gosling is one of the most retarded things I have ever heard.

It might make you some decent money though.

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>tfw you remember Veeky Forums went through a 'Drive-phase'

I've been here too long...

I just picked up Uber as a side gig. I've been cleared to drive but I just haven't gone out yet.

>in Boston

Tell me all about it oldanon-san! What used to go on?

Veeky Forums just used to have an autistic obsession with Drive. There would be daily threads of the same sort as this with loads of people discussing the perceived alpha persona of the main character.

There were even stories of Veeky Forumsizens taking it 'too far' and acting as the main character from the movie. Like this Drive came out almost 6 years ago... Excuse me while I go kill myself.

Time to watch Drive tonight I guess

>How is your transformation into Driver mode going on?

You tell me...

Lmao ded

Congratulations.

>topex
I bet this hammer will break on the first skull you try to bash.

I miss driveposting

Thanks lad. I may not have the car, or the place to hang out, or the aesthetics, or the hammer but I do have the autism.

>watch Drive
>decide to go into Driver mode
>make driver's license
>look for the car
>decide to buy 20 year old BMW M5 because there's still plenty on the market and they're relatively cheap
>also dem german engeneering, still have some kick
>couldn't find scorpio jackets, so just wear regular black leather one
>also bought gloves
>not sure what to do for trousers, don't really like denim or such, so just wear my usual tracksuit trousers, because they're comfy
>put hammer into side of the door
>baseball bat into the trunk, just to be sure
>start driving at night around the city
>sometimes stops for a snack at gas staions or fast food restaurants
>get pulled by the cops once
>answer their questions in Drivers manner
>they ask me what am I doing, where am I going
>aswered after a second "just driving"
>they get suspicous
>search my car
>find hammer and a bat
>ask me why I have those
>"just in case"
>they let me go because I'm not doing anything illegal
>since that they get pulled significantly more often
>car is getting searched more throughout
>after another search and cop's hostile attitude it hits me
>I live in Eastern Europe
>MFW police thinks I'm part of the mob

I am sure you have a hammer at home too, mon ami.
Keep working on the aesthetics.

It was the tracksuit trousers, Vasiliy.
How is the BMW holding up?

It's a solid car, it probably has few years of driving in it.
Though I change my wardrobe and removed hammer and a bat
>real human blyat and a real suka

Good night, Veeky Forums.

how do i pull off the type of shoes Driver wears?

what exactly are they?

so far i've got everything else down.
except i drive an escort mkii instead of a mustang

they look like winged oxfords in the poster OP posted