How was your valentines day, Veeky Forums?

das ma boi!

facing each other, with one dick in the middle and one in the pooper, lrn2nohomo.

Made steak and roasted rosemary potatoes for me and my gf. Drank wine. Cheesecake for dessert. Fortunately she finally got her period so no sex.

Scott Herman is chasing a 600 lb deadlift and he's way more lean than you.

Did homework, drank tequila, and worked at night. Same as mostly every year.

Did my workout and played video games.

dont wanna talk about it

Scott herman is a fucking twink

for honor any good?

Made stir fry for my gf, then left her at my place to go to the gym. When I got back she was asleep so I jerked off in the bathroom.

Spill the beans user, worst case scenario you'll be called a fag.

FUCK THE BITCH

Listened to some music and reflected on my best friend who killed himself 9 years ago Feb 14th.

Valentines day is always bittersweet.

sorry to hear it bro, thats never gonna be a good day for you. make him proud eh.

I asked out a girl and she seemed for it but when I texted her after class to pick her up, she never responded. I tried calling but she didn't pick up. I went home because I have no other avenues and no friends.

She probably went out with her sorority friends. Oh well.

I'm sorry bro

It's okay. It's the life I live being a commuter student. I've been in college for 4 years and haven't dated or made any friends because of it.

At least I don't have any debt.

Is ur name on a lease?
She can still fuck ur money all up.

I asked someone out for a beer, but they "don't drink" and said "We'll grab coffee sometime though!".

At least it made the lifting better this morning. Rage lifting is best lifting.

My fleshlight stood me up.

I'm a commuter at a uni and I feel this so much. It gets better bro just keep putting yourself out there. Made a few friends and met a few chicks over the years.

>Went out with a friend
>Grill that I really like joined
>Start talking, everything is going fine, having lots of fun
>Another friend joins
>Despite already having some kind of relationship with one girl he starts hitting on this one
>I'm not much of a talker usually, especially not when someone very social comes around
>As the night goes on he gets increasingly aggressive in his flirting
>Lost my chance of finding a gf that has similar interests to me
>The dude will get with her, then start messing around with other girls and get dumped after a few months because that's the way he is

I don't know how much longer I can take this if I'm honest.

Maybe I'll just move to a different country and try and start over with my minimal gains.

I was at the uni library learning in the morning. After that I went home ate something and went to the gym. Got a new Bench Pr so it was a good day. After that I went home and browsed the rest of the day Veeky Forums.

Invited my valentine to come over, eaten a lot , had some beer, lit some weed , played some cancer LoL , watched warcraft (finally ) and had sex

10/10 would do again

I played a game.

Good choice man

what'd you PR at?

thanks... I do try to make him proud, but sometimes I'm afraid I let that dictate my life too much.

Dinner with the gf then cuddled at darling harbor

Made a ribeye steak dinner for my gf

went to class then went to work

just like any other tuesday

Took 700mg caffeine,6g citruline and 10g glycerol and hit back hard
Then went home,drank a six pack,took two xanax and smoked a bowl. Wrote bits of a script
Cried myself to sleep after thinking of ex who recently fucked with me

>Took 700mg caffeine
Jesus christ
Did you die?

If i took synephrine or dmaa like i was planning probably would have

do you even have a liver

Livers fine
Kidneys are fucked
Have hip labrum tear,and shoulder labrum tear,a bit of scoliosis

>on a cut
>went to the gym
>fixed a laptop for a friend
>got drunk alone
>binged on rice and cheese
>woke up on 15th
>felt bad
>went for a 10km run
>ate 800kcal for damage control

>cheated on gf (we're long distance) with some bar slut
>bar slut, while more attractive in a few ways way, sucked in bed and in conversation
>now never want to cheat again, but conflicted bc i only found this feel through cheating

Ate sushi w/ wine with college 7/10 qt
Fucked like rabbits
Life is good kunts

Is your question "how do you scratch someone's back while you are behind them?"

or was the "question":
hey look I drew a gay porno in ms paint and this is my excuse to post it.

I went on a double date while sick and had a good time.

I just ate a huge bag of valentines chocolates and am throwing up because my stomache cannot handle 15 hersheys kisses and some peanut m&ms.

>guy talked to the girl I liked but never confronted about it
>better move to a new country and start over

same as everyday

>lonely

Story behind him? If not, hope you had a decent Valentine's day man.

why'd you do it then?

terrible, girl i loved rejected me

A lot better than yours it seems haha, two minute wonder?

v-day is over asshole

go fuck yourself

hey it means I'm doing something right

Without getting to much into it; He was just another young male disenfranchised with life. He was heavily into the outdoors and physical fitness. He came first in our local schools run while he pushed a friend in a wheelchair.

Took a girl out for dinner. Unsure if I'm getting cucked or not, as I'm not sure if she's interested in me in a let's bang manner.
I did talk to a girl I actually like after dinner, which was p good desu

Told my crush to have a happy Valentine's Day

She told me the same except it had two blushing emoji. What did she mean by this?

shes interested in you. take her out on a date.

girls > friends

chant that until you fall unconscious, user

I made coconut milk with one gram of avb mixed in with a teaspoon of olive oil. Will that be enough to get me lit? I have never experimented with edibles.

Posted it in other threah but oh well
>Make love letter for 10/10 oneitis who I haven't seen or heard of for almost a year
>Confessed all kinds of love and feelings. Threw in some romantic shit, memories and why I think she's fucking awesome.
>Went all out on this. Took me 6 hoirs to prepare and 2 hours to write it as beautifull as I could. My handwriting is shit. Expensive paper, perfume on it etc.
>Kind of cringed at myself, who does this beta shit. But last few months idgaf about what others think or how I should act and just do what I feel like.
>Wanted to personally deliver the letter and took the train to her city before taking a train to a place I had to work
>Get to her place and see she doesn't live their anymore like wtf
>Only thing I could think of is to go give it to some guy she knew that lives near her and hope he delivers it
>Get a call an hour later form her already.
>She fucking loved it and wanted to see me asap
>First had to work 15 hours thou. Work as a bartender/mixologist.
>Make plans that shr comes over tonight
>She comes over
>We make sweet love, talk, fuck, talk, fuck, talk
>She wants to stay the whole weekend as we kind of have mixed schedules but are licky we're both free for the next three days.
>She's sleeping next to me while I'm shitposting on Veeky Forums
>The smile on her face while she's asleep makes me happier than I've ever been.

Dont give up guys, we're all going to make it.

congrats man that sounds amazing

I also asked a girl out yesterday, although it wasn't "for Valentine's Day" or anything, I just felt like doing it. She gave a wishy-washy answer about not knowing her plans. The next time I see her I'll just ask if she gave it any thought but I'm not sweating it too much because I've kinda stopped liking her already.

Anyway that's my blog post.

>planned to go out with my crush
>housesitting and we were gonna get some food and go back to the house
>she seemed excited about it
>3 hours before I leave to get her she texts me she can't make it cause she has a family thing
>spend the night getting fucking hammered, like way too drunk
>Hardly slept at all, was throwing up all night
I thought I almost had it, almost had happiness in the palm of my hand

>Made dinner with a female friend. Salmon, roasted potatoes and stuffed mushrooms.
>everything came out pretty fucking good
>watched black mirror with her

I don't want a relationship with her but it was nice having company on valentines day for once, p fun.
I'm still a beta autist but I want to see if I can do a fwb thing with her, just don't really know how to approach it.

Spent all day fixing morons' mistakes in the emergency room.

On the plus, got to see an infinity butt plug for the first time irl.

mirin

To contrast, I've done the same thing and had it not succeed.

But congratulations, man.

>Scott herman is a fucking twink
And he's outlifting you while not looking like a bloated disgusting blob

Give you that fella haha touche!

Thanks bros, it is.
Keep trying and improving yourself I guess. She told me she used to be interested in me bit was way to uncertain about my feelings and was afraid I'd reject her so she was waiting for me to make a move. I was to beta and sperg back then. If we'd end up together it back then it would've been a disaster,Iwasn't even half the man I am now. I was a pot addicted, gaming NEET with almost no other interests. She always was in the back of my mind when I had a hard time while improving myself. I wanted to be ready to give her a good life and be sure she'd be happy.

Nice

I worked a double, ate some food, jacked off, and went to sleep.

KEK

you win some and you lose some

that's what it's all about

life isn't interesting when the same shit happens all the time

>3 hours before I leave to get her she texts me
>I thought I almost had it
Hate to drop this truth bomb, but you didn't almost have it. Girls pull that last-minute shit via text all the time.

My gf broke up with me last month so I didn't do much.

I ate a fuck ton of Chinese food, fell asleep at 8pm watching the office, woke up dehydrated from Chinese food, ate cake instead of drinking water for some reason, immediately fell asleep again, woke up at 2am, browsed internet then fell asleep again

Honestly, it was pretty great

Put my new tax-refund money PC together, hung around the house, and spent most of the day downloading programs/games, overclocking, and getting my computer all set up. Didn't even realize what day it was until my mom gave me some chocolate and then I was up all night thinking about my ex.

It was an okay day, I guess. Could have gone without thinking about a heartache but what can you do. Maybe I'll put myself back out there eventually.

>girl at my internship wants to get dinner with me this weekend
>Realize I need to hit 60 before dire maul comes out on vanilla WoW server
>Tell her I'm busy and I'll be working
>Since she works with me she knows I'm full of shit
>Asks me what I'm really doing
>Tell her verbatim I need to finish leveling my warlock through wetlands and south shore
>She says "oh that's okay maybe another time"

Didn't do anything on Valentines Day because I had work, but went out tonight with the girlfriend for a movie and dinner. Originally planned somethibg a little nicer, but ended up going to a local burger joint instead.

Ate a nice pizza
Got some stuff from a recycling center
Watched anime
Slept
Overall 7/10 not as good as last year

Like the solstices when the spirit world and the material world come as close together as they possibly can, on Valenstein's Day, the Jewish and the feminine overlap more than ever, almost entirely.

The holiday is almost like a full moon to a werewolf except this full moon turns your woman into a succubus.
The essential truth is that women

Women are acting like Jews.

really gets your noggin joggin

>live with abusive gf who hates valentine's day and only begrudgingly acts affectionate towards me when people are around because i'm not wealthy enough for her to actually love me
>spent 3 hours with my second gf during the day being happy and doing lewd shit
>come home to shitty gf and do nothing except get a guilt trip about my job as usual

It's a strange feel senpaitachi.

>2nd gf

>gf wants to try and take it slow
>doesn't want to have sex too early
>two weeks out
>making out in bed gets heated
>we're both fighting back wanting to fuck
>suddenly she looks me dead in the eye and says, "you can jack off on my stomach."
>ended up busting a nut on gf's chest, as she gets herself off underneath.

Really not even sure how I should feel after the fact. I'm just glad I had got to nut-- my dick would not have lasted much longer. But gf felt off about the entire thing in retrospect.

I know, I'm just as surprised as anyone else. Turns out getting a gf isn't hard, all that cute shit like flirting and getting to know someone etc is the fun part. The hard part is later when she stops caring enough to pander to your fetishes and lets herself go and starts to smell bad and everytime she tries to fuck you you just remember when she screamed at you in the grocery store for picking out the chicken that cost 50 cents more than the other package and she washes her pajamas once a month and they reek of sweaty vaginal discharge so you can't get it up and she gets buttmad at you and you stop having sex and slowly drift apart but have no overt reason to break up so you cheat on her instead.

What the fuck is going on in my life.

>but have no overt reason to break up
You mean other than the paragraph that preceded that statement?

I know a guy with a gf like that. Honestly just break up with her and avoid the mental overhead of the relationship

Look man it's not that simple, if you bring this shit up with a girl she's going to try and spin it around. Women refuse to be anything except the victim and will fight you tooth and nail over it until you corner them. I've literally had her break out in a shit eating grin and laugh and be like "oh, okay, you got me" after I successfully caught her in a lie before, where minutes before she was neck deep in the victim guard and laying guilt trips down like a fucking carpet. I have no doubt if I brought this up with her and tried to leave she'd twist it all into some horrible victim story and tell all my friends I'm an abuser and fuck up my life so I need to plan it VERY CAREFULLY. You're right though, there is a very legitimate reason to leave.

heres a better version of this pic with a diff dude whos way cuter

Just tell your friends beforehand that you're going to break up with her and the reasons why. Then dump her and never look back. Block her on social media, delete her number, etc.

I wasn't with an abusive girl, but I dated a girl that was super immature and ended up cheating on me. I dumped her and ignored all of her attempts at getting my attention- the pleas, the calls, the threats- and eventually it just stopped and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

You can get counseling for emotional abuse and if that fails, the burden isn't on you. Don't let your fear of blackmail fuck your whole life up when it doesn't need to.

Thanks fampais I'm doing what I can.

She was getting pounded by two fine colored people.

Do it before she get pregnant.

Don't do the same mistake I've done... pls don't.

gonna green text bc god damn was it good

>meet girl on tinder but though a "game show" account a friend made (girl match the account, play the game and win one of our the numbers)
>go for drinks a few weeks ago, pretty awkward.
>set up second date, goes amazingly, kissed her at the train station as she was leaving
>3rd date was set up but she postponed to valentines day.

heres where it gets great

>okay user, how does a picnic sound?
>sure dope, we can buy stuff on our way
>arrive
>user this is a game, we each have $15 and 10 minutes to shop for the picnic
>straight off the bat its fun, panic inducing and hilarious
>go to park, perfect day, pretty great food
>go for a walk as sun is setting, mention stars coming out
>OMG user we stay till its dark and stargaze!
>walk around this huge lake talking shit the whole way
>come back to where picnic was, pitch black, about 9pm
>lie on jackets, star gaze
>"can I kiss you"
>fuckingadorable.exe
>pull apart after a bit
>she spaghetties, "I've been waiting 3 dates for that"
>shes immediately embarrassed, so god damn cute

go home, text her thanks for the night

>"Oh, and by the way user"
>"Three dates was worth the wait"

holy shit you fucking cutie. Ice skating slated for sunday night.
Smitten/10