Greentext gym

greentext gym

>start by asking mommy to call up gym so I can go
>before I leave make a shit post and a thread about my brotein shake
>Don't have to pay for them gym this way haha
>Cycle 5 minutes to my gym
>Arrive around 6PM
>Go into changing rooms
>Realise I forgot my headphones
>Go to gym room, very busy
>Walk around autisicaly for five minutes
>Get bored and try the smith machine
>After one set bench press is free
>Moonjump and take it
>Do my lifts
>Squat rack is free
>Women aged around 25 asks how many sets I've got
>Say three no autismo
>Do my squats
>Gym has cleared out a bit
>Go to do deadlifts
>
>After one set realise I forgot my phone at the squat rack
>Women is doing it, walk up and look awkwardly at her and my phone, which was on the safety bar
>Pick up my phone and she apologises
>Finish my deadlifts
>Gym is almost empty, but lots of people of cardio shit
>Lady is doing something else
>Cheekily do OHP in squatrack
>About five guys come in, feel the eyes of judgement
>Finish my set
>On the way out try weighing myself
>Doesnt even work
>Get some hand gel and walk out
>Make contact with qt3.14 grill on a spinbike for a few seconds while walking
>Try to smile but do an autistic grin/disdain/smug look
>dream about taking her on a ride in the countryside on my sports bike instead of the cramped gym
>Pass the reception
>Receptionist says "Hey, good hair user"
>y-you too

How was your gym today?

My two threads in question

great thread

Sounds like a normal day yo

Fuck you OP you piece of shit, i was expecting a good story, instead i read this shit
Fuck you

hahha you read the whole thing
rolling for Elf gf

Rollo

>be me
>save up lots of good boy points this week
>mommy says I can have tendies or gym
>pick gym because gainz
>get bus to gym
>get changed in the corner so the big boys don't see my donger
>realise I forgot my pl8s
>Have to que for the pl8 dispenser
>lady in front takes last pl8
>looks at me and says sorry
>......y y y you too
>burst in to treats
>run out gym to the bus stop
>hour wait in the rain for bus
>mfw left my gym bag in the locker room
>mommy shouts at me at home
>No good boy points this week for me
>lose all my natty gainz
>still manlet

>Cheekily do OHP in squatrack
>About five guys come in, feel the eyes of judgement

Where else are you meant to do OHP?

rollan

rollin

>he OHPs in the squat rack

Rollo

RLLD

rollins

jk rollin

Ayylmao rodando

eh
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Roll

Rollo

rolling

gg

If there was a number 38 without the gross human part I'd roll.

Hmm?

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Sure I'll share a story in the format of the autist

>Ate two pizzas in celebration of me dropping weight and inches.
>Sip Monster ultra throughout the day
>Friendo call me up telling me he is ready for gym
>Go to gym
>He does upper body
>I do deadlifts
>At end of deadlifts he is ready to leave.
>We do walkies on the stair machines

>Say goodbyes to the temple
>Sit now listen to interview with Tom Platz when typing this.