>start by asking mommy to call up gym so I can go >before I leave make a shit post and a thread about my brotein shake >Don't have to pay for them gym this way haha >Cycle 5 minutes to my gym >Arrive around 6PM >Go into changing rooms >Realise I forgot my headphones >Go to gym room, very busy >Walk around autisicaly for five minutes >Get bored and try the smith machine >After one set bench press is free >Moonjump and take it >Do my lifts >Squat rack is free >Women aged around 25 asks how many sets I've got >Say three no autismo >Do my squats >Gym has cleared out a bit >Go to do deadlifts > >After one set realise I forgot my phone at the squat rack >Women is doing it, walk up and look awkwardly at her and my phone, which was on the safety bar >Pick up my phone and she apologises >Finish my deadlifts >Gym is almost empty, but lots of people of cardio shit >Lady is doing something else >Cheekily do OHP in squatrack >About five guys come in, feel the eyes of judgement >Finish my set >On the way out try weighing myself >Doesnt even work >Get some hand gel and walk out >Make contact with qt3.14 grill on a spinbike for a few seconds while walking >Try to smile but do an autistic grin/disdain/smug look >dream about taking her on a ride in the countryside on my sports bike instead of the cramped gym >Pass the reception >Receptionist says "Hey, good hair user" >y-you too
How was your gym today?
My two threads in question
William Rogers
great thread
Kayden Williams
Sounds like a normal day yo
Liam Thomas
Fuck you OP you piece of shit, i was expecting a good story, instead i read this shit Fuck you
Michael Torres
hahha you read the whole thing rolling for Elf gf
Daniel Nguyen
Rollo
Aaron Turner
>be me >save up lots of good boy points this week >mommy says I can have tendies or gym >pick gym because gainz >get bus to gym >get changed in the corner so the big boys don't see my donger >realise I forgot my pl8s >Have to que for the pl8 dispenser >lady in front takes last pl8 >looks at me and says sorry >......y y y you too >burst in to treats >run out gym to the bus stop >hour wait in the rain for bus >mfw left my gym bag in the locker room >mommy shouts at me at home >No good boy points this week for me >lose all my natty gainz >still manlet
Justin Long
>Cheekily do OHP in squatrack >About five guys come in, feel the eyes of judgement
Where else are you meant to do OHP?
Logan Allen
rollan
Parker Roberts
rollin
Carson Sullivan
>he OHPs in the squat rack
Elijah Reed
Rollo
Cameron Williams
RLLD
Noah Bennett
rollins
Ryan Adams
jk rollin
Lucas Bailey
Ayylmao rodando
John Peterson
eh reroll
Cameron White
reply
Juan Martin
Roll
Hunter Lewis
Rollo
Cooper Walker
rolling
Mason Brooks
gg
Justin Ramirez
If there was a number 38 without the gross human part I'd roll.
Levi Rodriguez
Hmm?
Jeremiah Green
roll
Chase Myers
Re
Joseph Lee
Reretry
Jose Jenkins
roell
Henry Hernandez
Sure I'll share a story in the format of the autist
>Ate two pizzas in celebration of me dropping weight and inches. >Sip Monster ultra throughout the day >Friendo call me up telling me he is ready for gym >Go to gym >He does upper body >I do deadlifts >At end of deadlifts he is ready to leave. >We do walkies on the stair machines
>Say goodbyes to the temple >Sit now listen to interview with Tom Platz when typing this.