>You're at the gym and this thing slaps your girlfriends ass
What do /fit?
>You're at the gym and this thing slaps your girlfriends ass
What do /fit?
I'm impressed he's able to hold such a deep squat with the physique he has
Thank him for finding me a gf
Start crying cause she's now dead
This
our relationship will be stronger if Wealthy hapsichord decrees it with a buttslap
Act as his P.A and tell him the altercation looked bad on his behalf and in order for his business to go unhindered he needed to make a public video featuring me in good jest.
piss m'lord
Offer him my boipucci and break up with my gf.
gotta do whatever it takes to get that dick lower than the knees, right babe?
>when the doctor prescribes you the wrong fucking hormone and you turn into an invertebrate
doesn't matter, left humanity behind
Slap the ass of his girlfriend.
OH WAIT SHE LEFT HIM
Apologize that her ass is not up to par and invite him to slap it again once she's worked out a bit more and her glutes get thiccer
*blocks your path*
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call SETI, because I left humanity behind
make sure my girlfiend's ass doesn't look like Jason Genova
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no gf, I am good
>gym
>gf
Staple and gluestick her ass back together
tell him that he's sold out with his egg white crystals which are protein powder regardless of what he says
he has a much better one now, pay attention
Laugh hysterically.
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fuuuckiiiing BINGO Goddmnit
curl gf in one hand and chad in the other for 8 hr arms session
*avoids eye contact with you*
>gets in this position
>whispers "i-im a sub"
Wat do
>in this picture Piano is lower than the balls
literally too deep 4 me
what did he mean by this?
>Hold
You do know that's a picture, not a video?
ask why he's slapping mid air
t. keyboard warrior
Rich is a fucking ALPHA. He would laugh in your face and then knock you tfo
REMINDER: Rich had sex with a niggress in his 30s.
>Dude, chill out he's cool - I bet he even likes Trump, *wink*
NO! He is a fucking race-traitor and a degenerate. Whether or not he supports Trump means nothing - Trump is middle-ground in reality - does Rich really support the White Nationalist agenda - NO!
>C'mon man what does it matter - he's funny.
FUCK OFF!! The ooooooonly thing that matter is if you will fight against the hordes of non-whites and race-traitors destroying our lands. Rich can suck the barrel of my AR.
You have to go back
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wtf is this shit
Imagine caring about this. /pol/ : a constant reminder that there's someone more pathetic than you.
I always thought the whole NEET, REEEEE, PISS bottles, and shit was the bottom of this place. But /pol/ really keeps surprising me by raising the spurg bar
i'm a /pol/ack but this shit is just pathetic man
So you don't like Rich because he isn't a White Supremacist?
wow triggered much?