YOU FUCKING MANLETS NEED TO STOP LYING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT
>meet qt on tinder at coffee shop >we chat and she asks me how tall i am >tell her the TRUTH which is 6' >accuses me of lying cause last guy she was out with said he was 6'1" and was shorter then me
I'm 184 cm tall, which is (6'0.5") but if I said that I'd sound autistic. I go higher because everyone rounds up not down so it sounds more correct than saying 6'0.
Saying "about" also means I'm not stating a definite answer (like I don't know, even though I do, but everyone I gave it to argued or thought I was weird), so they can't argue with me. Also, ALWAYS use imperial. It's 2.5 times less precise than metric, and therefore it's good for fucking IDIOTS.
Caleb Walker
Women are retards when it comes to spatial awareness
Camden Collins
why would you lie about being shorter than you are? what a dumb bitch
Lucas Brooks
Was about to type this
You lucked out OP, if shee this fucking stupid do you really want to go out with her
Owen Bell
women will believe anything you tell them. Tell her you measured your penis and it was 9".
Them sit back as her mates pine for your attention.
Samuel Hill
Actually am 6'2, tell people om 6", watch angry manlet get angier
Daniel Garcia
Devilish.
Joseph Russell
Nah man only insecure guys get angry. I stand next to shorter dudes then say im 5'4 instead of 5'9. Feels good
Alexander Morales
>I am a midget hahaha... you wanna sleep with me? >creep
Wyatt Roberts
Yeah, this shit needs to stop. All they do is fuck up the numbers. >Mom's ex claimed to be 6'0 >I'm 6'0 and he's visibly shorter
>Rounding That's not how it works, you are 6'0 until you hit the mark for 6'1. That's why centimeters is better.
Adrian Perry
how can girls be so bad at estimating height? I'm talking with a girl and she's like 3 cms shorter than me, still has no idea what height I am
Wyatt Diaz
>tfw see cute chick on tinder >ask her if she wants to go out >says yes
man it's so easy
Benjamin Ross
>be 6 foot >used to be friends with a guy who was like 5'3 or something >always tried to tell me im 6'3 to make himself feel better
Juan Campbell
(OP) >why dont you tell her you are 6'2'' Dont want to lie? Cry me a river? Faggot
Ayden Collins
i'm 195 cm and i tell people i'm 180
Adrian Parker
who the fuck deletes their post to correct them on Veeky Forums
Angel Campbell
why do people do this im friends with lanklets and i've just kinda accepted it im not that short tho, 5'8
Jack Kelly
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Aaron Cruz
>im friends with lanklets lanklets are NOT your friends
Dylan Stewart
When they ask me how tall I am I just stand up and say "this tall"
Why the fuck do they need a number? I dont ask them how much they weigh I just look and see how fat they look.
Jace Phillips
Edgy
Austin Wright
shut the fuck up manlets and lanklets must unite against chad
Isaiah Scott
maybe she was trying to pay you a compliment - as in "don't be so modest, user, you're obviously a hundred feet tall :3"
Henry Evans
>going through tinder and not getting hooked up via your friends
plebs pls
Josiah Richardson
I think the missing context here is the "accusation" was probably a jokey/flirty
> "lol no you aren't" *arm slap* "the last guy I dated was 6'1" and he's shorter than you..."
Hunter Flores
all lanklets ARE chad
there is no such thing as a manlet chad, any lanklet can go outside and get laid INSTANTLY
Christopher Bennett
>this is what manlets believe
Isaiah Wood
>when will they learn?
Asher Ortiz
Wtf?? Why would a woman care exactly how many inches tall you are? Only Veeky Forums autists care.
Either you're tall or you aren't. She can see you right? So even if you said you were 5'6 you would still BE tall?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that OP never went on this tinder date.
Tyler Walker
>he's cute but he's so short xd tom fucking cruise is less attractive to women than a butt ugly lanklet, let that shit sink in for a second
Logan Lopez
>girls would rather fuck Andre the Giant over Tom Cruise Stay mad facelet
Jason Walker
>girls would rather fuck Andre the Giant over Tom Cruise that is literally true
Adrian Robinson
>manlet falseflagging to make lankies look retarded
Nice try
Kevin Martin
>tiny lanklet brains the post it is a fact that lanklets are stealing all the women
Samuel Gray
Lmao dont try explaining stuff like that to the virgins on here. She was clearly yelling at him and calling him a lying asshole in full seriousness, making a scene like all m'ladies do
Benjamin Reed
No, Chad is tall and have good proportions. Lanklets are just tall, and often have even worse proportions than your average guy.
To women, it's a social status thing. Having a specific number to brag about to her female friends is very important.
Caleb Stewart
>Lanklets are just tall, and often have even worse proportions than your average guy. >woe is me i only get 5 tinder dates while chad gets 10 cry me a river you lanky piece of shit
David Price
I'm midget Chad. >jawline >long dong >social >has had sex with multiple women >fit >5'4 >suck my nuts
Jackson Butler
you're not chad you deluded turbomanlet
you had to put in effort; lanklets don't
Connor King
Please don't answer the deluded angry manlet
Mason Wood
I just explained the difference, ofcourse lanklets do far better than manlets.
Nolan Price
Post pic of your Chad face lmao pls.
Samuel Jackson
please die exactly, all lanklets are chad
Jordan Kelly
I can't tell if you're a super insecure and self hating manlet, or if you're an insecure lanklet that in reality has never touched a vagina. Also, that's King Manlet to you. You won't fight me either.
Gavin Fisher
shut up turbomanlet
on the day of the saw you will also die
only men between 5' 6" and 5' 9" will be spared
Kayden Sullivan
Only pic I have on my PC of me
Daniel Barnes
>friends
Samuel Cooper
Fight me fegget
Dylan Nguyen
pic related, her last date.
Tyler Morris
looks average, you're probably nordic so you've got bigger problems filtered laugh it up lanklet
ever heard of the rwandan genocide? 70% of lanklets were wiped out by manlets, lmao it's going to happen here too
Aiden Lee
>that pea sized skull LMAO
You will never be a Chad with that lack of bone mass.
Carson Turner
lanklets are the ones who reproduce. you're already being wiped out through more subversive means, pipsqueak.
Nathan Watson
>lanklets are the ones who reproduce. you're already being wiped out through more subversive means, pipsqueak. lmao most men being born in the world are manlets
every time the decadent lanklets have gained an upper hand manlets have rose up and killed them, just give it time
Andrew Butler
don't blame me, it's the women who are killing you by not wanting to date you. the average male height is increasing with every year. your days are numbered, shortstack.
James Garcia
>don't blame me, it's the women who are killing you by not wanting to date you. i don't blame you, it's just that killing you is easier than caring about what women think >the average male height is increasing with every year. your days are numbered, shortstack. the average global male height is holding steady my lanky friend
birthrates among people where the height is increasing are declining
i am literally global average height
Thomas Hill
Your post contradicts itself, you retard
Hunter Anderson
good luck with killing us. all army generals are 6ft+ alpha males. they'll just send you to dig your own grave with the rest of the grunts after you're unwittingly commanded to wipe out the rest of the manlets.
>average male height holding steady
that's just the blowback from the manlets awakening to their grim reality. just a minor hiccup that will soon be corrected in the next set of purges. soon there will be a day when everyone is 185cm and above.
Ethan White
You fucking lanklets should fuck off with these threads.
>5"1' >national Judo champion >own 2 condos >great looking gf >soon to be a practicing lawyer
You're jelly as fuck because you need to lift 10 years in the gym just to look "toned" while I get that in 3 months lel, fuck off and kys
Carter Price
>tfw 5'8" but claim to be 6'
LOCK ME UP
Nolan White
tall doesn't mean big my tiny brained lanklet friend > all army generals are 6ft+ alpha males. they'll just send you to dig your own grave with the rest of the grunts after you're unwittingly commanded to wipe out the rest of the manlets. pic related is mad dog mattis pence is 5 foot 9 btw >that's just the blowback from the manlets awakening to their grim reality. just a minor hiccup that will soon be corrected in the next set of purges. soon there will be a day when everyone is 185cm and above. tiny lanklet brains lmao, the backlash is coming >turbomanlet when will they learn?
Luke Watson
oh also all of those countries have declining birthrates lmao
also the netherlands is an irrelevant backwater like all scandinavian countries
Nathaniel Gutierrez
yeah, and look who he's taking orders from. 6ft 3 alpha stud PRESIDENT donald trump. nobody wants to elect a manlet lmao. declining birth rates in developed countries? that just confirms all manlets are sub-human third-worlders.
Jaxson Gutierrez
>tfw taller than tallest average >tfw not a lanklet >tfw still too introverted to be Chad
William Sanders
celebheights.com/s/Donald-Trump-126.html >6ft 3 alpha stud PRESIDENT donald trump try 6 foot >declining birth rates in developed countries? >developed countries try stagnant lanklet hellholes >nobody wants to elect a manlet lmao only because of women
most presidents were manlets before women got the vote
Luke Ortiz
oh would ya look at that. FAKE NEWS trying to spin it so he's a manlet so you dislike him more.
Blake Gonzalez
>FAKE NEWS trying to spin it so he's a manlet so you dislike him more. celebheights is always accurate you pleb, lrn2heights
and 6 foot is not manlet
Kevin Wright
Kek
Bentley Jackson
no it isn't. it's just a stupid tabloid site. google with its millions of sources is more reliable. the closer your height is to manlet territory, the more of a manlet you are perceived as being.
Charles Williams
>no it isn't. it's just a stupid tabloid site. it is a height comparison site that uses real numbers, not the numbers these people's agents or offices put out
Tyler Jackson
what the fuck is wrong being nordic? >mad money >10/10 everywhere >viking genes >1rd world country
David Brooks
>stagnant >shitty collectivist culture >women are respected and have power >full of lanklets
Adrian Green
My mom has always claimed my dad was "just under 6ft"
I'm about 5'6" and he's maybe 1 inch taller than me.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Honestly? Yeah, good face. Bit jelly. You will easily be able to slay short girls. Youre fucked with taller girls though. Women literally dont find shorter guys attractive.
Easton Wilson
6'3 but claim 4'11 Manlets BTFO
Owen Williams
Lol, I had a lanklet gym bro who had a good job and nice car, a 6/10 face and was autistic as fuck. I'm 5'8 and not any better looking than him. Autism dries panties faster than anything else, if you are perceivable to be happy, funny and just attempt charisma, it'll go miles.
Luis Bailey
that lanklet was getting laid, he just lied about it to make you feel better
Evan Edwards
>be 5'9 >Recently met with ex >She asks how tall I was >Jokingly say 6'2 >She unironically buys it
Her boyfriend is a chubby 5'5 asian guy so I can see the confusion, but come on.
Ryder Taylor
Women are really bad at spacial shit For the most part they do things by comparison You are bigger than him. So yeah, it makes sense that your height number is bigger too.
That's why you also say your dick is at 1.5'' bigger than it really is
Gavin Sullivan
I fucked a girl who had apparently had a lying dicklet boyfriend she was with right before we fucked
On our way to the car to fuck we were groping each other and shit and this little slut has the audacity to say "My boyfriend only had a 6.5 inch dick, I think yours will be bigger"
>Mine's only like 5.2 >Her boyfriend was an asian >After we had some really long good sex she says I have the perfect dick for her
You gotta remember that girls who are horny dumb sluts are not very bright