So user you ready to go to the beach and pick up some sloots?

>So user you ready to go to the beach and pick up some sloots?

>BradAndChad.jpg

Nah I'll just fuck my 9/10, rich, loving, caring GF at the beach, but thanks for asking, breh

haha naw why don't we stay here? oh gosh, I found some white zinfadel... you wanna have some?

I need to get a nosejob, I've got a pretty similar face to the guy on the left (obviously not as handsome but similar) except that I've got a big ass crooked nose

Sure I just need to figure out a way to stack 3 sloots so I can DL them, and they get impressed, and then it's orgy time

I'm not a fake natty so I have to work for it you fucking faggots

Nigger you're delusional if you think that people need roids to have physiques like that

kek

>C'MON COLLEGE BOY!

Yes I am

M-maybe next y-year h-heh

no amount of beach sand will be able to replicate the graininess that is that picture

Get out of my face douche

Can you give me the uncensored picture?

same, my huge ass nose ruins an otherwise great face and great body genetics

>being this new

don't you mean
>go to the beach and pick up some skin cancer and prematurely age my skin?

no

Fucking kek'd

>sex on the beach
>sand in my pussy

would rather get fucked by a porcupine

My cock is pretty short abd thin though

>then wake up alone and cry

>Nick Bateman or the other slayer
>not natty
are you for real?
also jfl @ Nick's phoenix tier jawline