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>two roided chavs always trying to stare me down in the gym for no reason
>goes on for ages, they do little shit like move my weights when i'm refilling water bottle
>getting changed one day, they walk in, see me and laugh
>ask what their problem is
>one calls me a faggot and tells me to stfu, tells me not to go to the gym anymore

Now, being a weak pussy at the time, I started training early in the morning as opposed to late at night to avoid them... six months later I had becmoe a lot bigger, but more than that I'd spent a few months training in boxing and Muay Thai. I realised I shouldn't be afraid of some wannabe gangsters, so I started going late again.

>a few weeks pass without me seeing them, wonder if they switched gyms
>leaving gym one night, see one of them walking to his car alone
>late at night on a saturday, car park is empty and the gym was extremely quiet
>run up to him, push him then kick his leg out from underneath him
>look around, can't see anyone plus we're partially concealed on one side because of two huge bins
>start calling him all the thinks i'd wanted to, now he was the girl hair, the faggot, the bitch
>he's protesting, saying he didn't mean to, trying to scramble away
>start kicking his ribs and stamping on his chest
>he looks like he's reaching into his jacket for something for something (he's slow as fuck so not really worried) so I stamp on his face
>at this point i think he's in no position to fight back
>suddenly get a great idea, need to piss pretty bad
>unzip my jeans and let fly all over his body, laughing as i drench him
>he's lying there hunched over gurgling in pain
>kick him hard 5 times in the ribs, laughing like a maniac at this point
>tell him don't fuck with me again and take his gym bag, shoes + phone, throw it all in a river near my house on the way home

>Girls can tell how tall you are

Loool
>be me
>head to hipster bars in Seattle
>walk in with friends
>pass group of girls being hit on by two guys
>girls:wow youre huge how tall are you?
>me " ehh like 6'2"
>decent height guys flirting with girls are enraged
>continue walkin to bar
>5 minutes later my friends and I are talking to the girls and the two guys are no where to be seen.

I mean those guys were probably 6'+ But still was laugh worthy.

>Fight
Please tell

You monster!

ayy

das it mane

>6'0 205bs 14%bf
>some guy asks me how I do it
>tell him I just eat well and do push ups and situps at home

10/10 you psycho

worried manlet detected.

Genius idea OP.

>be 5'6
>tell girls I'm 6'2

they fucking believe me

anyone else wanna share some stories about something that never happened?

>8" dick
>tell chicks I'm only 6" hard

HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS?

>guys asks me how I get abs
>"Just do a lot of situps man, it worked for me"

you and me brother,you and me
7.75x5.75

>"jesus user how big is this thing ?
>-about 6 inches last time i measured"

It's funny to know you're causing an inevitable awkward moment in the future

Just like girls can accurately measure penis length right bro?

>some dyel at the gym is trying to look tough
>looks at us from time to time
>we decide to imitate him for fun
>scared him off
>don't see him for some time
>6 months pass
>alone in the parking lot
>see this dyel again
>didn't make any gains whatsoever lmao ss victim
>yet again tries to look tough
>look in his general direction
>he notices and gets scared again
>thats right, eyes on the ground faggot
>get in my car
>later fuck my 10/10 powerlifter gf
>wonder what do people like him think about themselves

My buddy is 6'3 so naturally we look pretty tall together. I was out with him and we got approached by a couple qt3.14s who were interested. Eventually the conversation turned to our height and before my friend could respond I said
>"You think we're tall? I'm only 6'2."
>"What??"
> "Yeah, a lot of guys feel self conscious about their height so they try and squeeze a few inches on you. They figure that most girls always overestimate height anyway, which is apparently true haha!"
>"Wow, I had no idea. So what are you, only 5'10? (to my buddy)

My buddy started trying to get me to admit I was joking, which I refused. He wouldn't drop it and started getting a little tense until I made a comment about manlets and rolled my eyes causing him to start raging which drove off the girls, which pretty much made him go nuclear.

Honestly it's rare that girls will actually buy it so perfectly so I kinda let it go to my head; it was a little bit of a dick move to push it that far. Needless to say, I don't make that joke around him anymore.

Fucking amazing

>enraged
It took me an epiphany and watching Breaking Bad to realise if you stay calm and just think, you can fuck the other guy over much harder. Making you angry would just show off your insecurity and weakness.

And this is coming from a guy with a ghetto childhood of intense anger issues and fights on the daily.

>wow ur tall
>only 510????
what is with roasties and the numbers

8x6 inch dick

Tell women I'm a full 6 inches, just above avg

To put that into perspective I still fight, not as much obviously but it's still apart of my identity and I'm damn good at it, I just don't do it professionally and I strike after calmly provoking my target and letting him fuck up giving me the legal bounds to do what I wanted.

Should I see a doctor? It's more about the mental manipulation rather than the actual violence although that is a major role.

No way this is real.

Do women really care so much about a number that they won't even trust their own senses?

>at the grocery after gym
>see a random guy miring
>he approaches me and asks what's my routine
>tell him that I do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km every day
>he replies with 'wow that's a lot of hard work and dedication but your body shows it'

>mfw that's the one punch man workout which I told him and I obviously never did that
>all do is StrongLifts and Lyle's generic bulking routine then a calorie deficit