At the gym

*BRRRRRRRERRRDFFDDTPP*

And here's dessert

*squeeeeeee*

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I was working out today and a couple of girls there starting stretching like in that pic and other sexually suggestive stretchings. I was the only guy near them in that moment.

also
*BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>make no eye contact
>walk away
>ALPHA AS FUCK

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPFPFPFPPFPFFPTPTPTFPTPZEEEEEEE

think about it all day. Eventually watch porn involving leggings or some gym slut. Its happened several times

Jesus christ, this brap meme went too far.

*SSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*

>briiiiiiiiippppp

it's retarded as shit

It's because lonely Veeky Forums users put woman on a pedestal and build them up to something they aren't in their mind. BRAAPPP posting gives the delusional, lonely man insight into reality. That women are gross and that they're asses are actually quite foul just like a man ass. Taking the brap pill is the first step to freeing yourself.

This is what you should do OP

Brrrrrrroooooooooooooppppp

>be young
>obsessed with girls who have thicccccc ass
>get married
>realize how disgusting human beings truly are
>now when a girl bends over in front of me, I make this face

Is this the end for me?
Should I just go full transhumanism+ at this point?

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b-braaap?

mind if I use that ez bar? thx

man that pic gets me for some reason hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>Taking the brap pill is the first step to freeing yourself.
>brap pill

girl farts are literally the most wholesome and pure thing on this foul planet you clueless heathen

Ya u sound like a faggot go bulletintheheadism

Just leave humanity behind faggot

Give thots no attention, you are there to exercise the manly virtue of hoisting weights, not to succumb to the temptations of the yoga pant wearing succubi who inundate the gyms throughout the land. As thou wade through the valley of the shadow of thots, thou shalt fear no evil.

I dunno why, my sides, I need sleep

*HNNNNNNGGGG*
>slight turd protuberates from anus through leggings
*HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd pushes against leggings, forming a slight but erotic tent
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG*
>turd pushes even further
>something has to give, it's either gonna be the turd or the leggings
*HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG*
-Omg user, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale, it's lumpy and sausage like. I feel slightly constipated but I think I can push it out through my leggings.
*takes big breath*
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG*
>turd won't budge, the tensile strength of the leggings won't allow it to push any further
*HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG*
>turd refuses to go any further
*exhales*
>turd painfully retracts into anus
-Omg user, it went back in. I think I'm gonna need your help to get this one out. Can you spot me :^)
*winks and farts*
>BRRRAP

I want to take the brap pill but I don't know if I'm ready.

g-d bless this post

>oh god my anus is so fuckin itchy, please excuse me as I -
>BRRRRRROOOOOMMMPPPPFFFT
>uhm user are you ok? You're swaying hee hee!

brap posting is the best thing to come out of /tv/

*plop*

Let me guess: the pill is a suppository.

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quiet pungent my dear

B-back that a-ass. Up

Spit on her butt

>-Omg user, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale

>"Hey user, sniff this!"
>scrunches face
>BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPppppffffttttss

tfw two (2) intelligent two (2) brap post (*bbbBBBrrRrAAAaaaaaAAAaapp*)

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no it didn't, revenge for ass/thickfags spamming the entirety of Veeky Forums

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

what did he mean by this?

vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

thank you!

ded

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cf pls go

godspeed user

do a 360 and moonwalk away

youtube.com/watch?v=qum8XNeraPk

>vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
jesus fucking christ lmo

fucking faggot, kys!
This is something fags did causes they dont want to see females ass anymore.
so much homos here, fucking insane

The game.
New fags can't triforce.
You're a big guy.
Here's your you.

This is literally how dumb you are right now.

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grab her by the [spoiler]penis[/spoiler]

lmao

>BBBRRRFFFFSSSTTTTPPPPLAAAAARRRTTTTT

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Just another day at your local commercial gym. Ladies gotta get those instagram follows.

This is the case in my gym.

I've been watching this ugly chick take photos of herself in the mirror pulling faces for about five minutes. She has no tits, a flat flabby ass and loads of fat on her ribs. All angle photos.

Why are women so fucking vapid?

FUCK YOU FUCKING BRAPPOSTERS!

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT GIRLS FARTING NOW. I SEE A QT AND ALL I CAN IMAGINE IS HER RIPPING A BOWEL DEFLATING, BASKETBALL VOLUME, CHEEK FLAPPING BRAAAAAAAAAPPPP. I JUST WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN.

I WANT MY LIFE BACK

To be fair, being a "Social Media Personality" is a really easy way to make a ton of money

You just have to beat a bunch of other lazy people trying to cash in

>Omg user, I think I'm having a type 2 on the Bristol scale

HNNNGG posting?

Good thing everyone here is gay.

I'm a nurse and I have literally used my fingers to pull feces out of someone's constipated colon.

Your shitposting doesn't fade me, niggers.

Any of those patients cute girls?

"Hey user, I am feeling pretty gassy tonight. Come on over with your mouth and start licking my asshole."

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... oooh baby, yeah. Just like that and..."

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll*

"Oh my stomach, user open your mouth."

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

"mmmmmmmm" *eyes roll back in ecstasy* "You're such a great man, user. Doing this all for me..."

"Uh oh, here comes another barrage. OPEN UP, QUICK!!!"

*BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOP*
*MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
*BLOOP BLOOP*

"UGH, The finally user, just for my luh... love"

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP*

desu, fart posts help bring reality to females and let's you know they're human too. that means you can approach them like you do any other human and probably get laid.

You have to live the rest of your life knowing you typed this. I pity you.

please tell me you've fingered a hot girls ass full of shit

>a slight but erotic tent

THey have been taking down from the pedestal, What's your reason for working out now?

Smoke DMT and leave everything and nothing behind.

Become a part of everything, as you always have been.

You are the female you stared at, you are her buttocks, you are her fart.

>something has to give
ONE
>something has to give
TWO
>something has to give
THREE
BBBBBBRRPRPRPRPTPTPTPTPTPTTTTTT

joe rogan please go

LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET MY POTTIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOR

Can't find this shit anywhere. Don't know how to use deepweb either.

>Why are women so fucking vapid?
On a board where men post pictures of themselves, not for women, but for other men's approval? Seriously?

1.We don't do it for sexual thrills. It's the equivalent of women showing off their new outfit.

2.We know for a fact that there are women here and in /r9k/ and /hm/ is just gay dude central so we have no place left to go.

3.Few of those guys are in fact gay as fuck so they do want to approval of other men.

You brought this upon yourself Autist

Why do women wear make up to the gym?

i unironically have a fart fetish. im not even sure if its just because i havent had sex in a fucking long time and i need to find more and more weird shit to get off or its something i would actually enjoy

/r/Veeky Forums please go away

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>i unironically have a fart fetish

what the fuck

This thread is killing me

i mean it could be worse easily

I need more pics like this.

Also i need someone to fart on my face.