You look big user but are you big where it really matters?

7 inch but it doesn't look big imo, don't know the girth but probably average ish

Fucking porn..

7"x5" is the average in the USA

Let's go to the bathroom if you're so curious about it

The wallet?

1cm above average

>autistically said this to a bar fly once
>it actually worked
Backed the fuck out though, I don't want herpes or some shit.

>7 x 6 inches but quads are pretty big
At least i got dat girth tho

>Where it matters

You mean my bank account ?

Yes.

So I can call myself Big Dick Rick? Nice
>Thick Rick was taken

Bitch, my legs are big as fuck.

hahahahahahaha

oh boy, whew lawd

KEKING

Just over 8". I'm all good.

Pussy

At the time I felt like a pussy, but when I woke up with cold sores from making out with her I soon changed my mind. I'd rather stick with sores on my face than sores on my cock.

Yeah, my belly is pretty big.

Yes, yes I am.

6'' at 6'3'' :(

The myocardial hypertrophy is too severe. The doctors say I won't make it to Christmas

>be 33, 6'2
>meet 19 year old petite qt last night
>tfw ramming her and she has to stop me because I'm about to tear her pussy apart

It is a great feel

She didn't complain about you being too old?

i'm 29 and fucked my younger sisters class mate (she is 17) on valentine. they love older guys

She's asking about your bank account, guys.

yes my lats are big enough

Where does it really matter? You beautiful bitch.
Btw someone tried to burn your straw, be careful

tfw 7.5 and used to hit the cervix pretty hard on my ex. Shits bad though cause you cant go balls deep

>being too old?
Hahahahahahahaha
Teenagers love fucking older guys

yes

Honestly, the older I get the younger girls I fuck. Last few were 21,23,24,19. They like that you are experienced and if you've still got tour stamina you can fuck them much better than younger guys tbqh

You roll the dice every time you put your dick in a hole.

>Yeah bitch, I jelq 20 minutes every other day

4inches erect and about 1-2inches flaccid FeelsBadMan

Start jelqing

Double digits but it can be a curse.

So much blood is needed to maintain that it can become increasingly hard to hold it if you've had a few drinks.

It also touches the inside of the bowl when taking a shit.

Not to mention most girls won't take it in their ass

is 5" okay?

Sounds like a meme, does it work?

boy you bet your ass it does

you can damage your dick for good

Looked into it and it sounds somewhat retarded with some serious chances of injury so im just gonna call it a meme

8x4.5, so too big for you most likely

Im 1-2 inch flaccid but 8.5 erect

6, 7 x 6

youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E

kekd

>heh bigger than you, babe

>tfw big legs make the dick look small in proportion

>make the dick look small
the dick looks small because it probably is.

It will feel big in your ass

DELETE THIS FUCKING POST NOW

>tfw other dicks make my dick look small in proportion

You're a virgin aren't you?

Reborn virgin. 7 years without sex.

How the fuck she knows about my calves ?

what did she mean by this?

>7 years without sex.

I wonder why...

I don't wonder. I know.

Yeah? And why's that?

None of your fucking business.

Come on tell me.

I want to know too.

Because of Jews :)

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CALVES! I CANT HELP IT THAT THEYRE SMALL!!!!!1!!1!!!two!!!

6'3" and only 7 inches....

4'6 and only 25 inches....

stop caring about penis size

that's cool dude I'm 6'4" and only 8 inches

>5'10"
>8" dick
There's a slight solace for manlets in the fact that dick size doesn't scale. Shame my dick is the only good thing I have.

...

>tfw 8cm when flaccid
>tfw 19cm when hard

6.5x6

4.5...lol. might as well kys now and get it over with.

6" midget dick

Yeah, my DL is huge, almost 5pl

Never tried it, but as a general observation, it seems that almost all things that work (to any degree) have some risk associated with them (usually somewhat proportional to how well they work.)

So it's mostly a question about whether you are willing to take that risk, I guess. If your penis size is really hurting your confidence or whatever, I guess it might be worth a shot. I'm satisfied with my size, so I'll be staying away.

7.3 x 6

8x6 or death boyo

7x5 dick, doesn't really matter as I haven't showed it to any girl

>;-;

DELETE THIS THREAD

awesome bro I'm 6'5" and only 9 inches

Story?

5x4 or something. I have a small dick

I measured a few days ago. 17cm, measured from the above.

>tfw dicklet

You know what they say about short guys.
>Big Brain

i put penis in vagina

girth is more important

>>you look big user but are you big where it really matters?

FOR YOU

Gold. Thanks.

>tfw 8 inch dick