So I went to grab a bowl and found this infant Silverfish.
I was going to simply destroy it, but instead I have decided to see how much gains it can make.
So far it has
>protein powder (ON Vanilla)
>malt powder (milo)
>bread crumbs (krummies)
>peanut butter (smooth, original)
>pineapple (fresh, organic)
Hopefully the pineapple stores enough water for it to suck on, according to google they can survive for weeks without water, but hopefully it can get water out of the pineapple.
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Keep us updated on its progress please.
Also I have heaps of these cunts and am worried they will start eating my book collection. Anyone know how to stop this? I just spray surface spray everywhere.
Time-Stamp before it's asked for
clean your place once in a while, those fuckers don't much care for clean people
Is this enough air?
btw; Quads names him/her
It is very clean, just really old (1960s). Plenty of places for them to hide.
>Quads
on this board..
LOL GOT BORED OF THE BREADCRUMS, EYEING OFF THE MILO LOOOOOOOOL
The cunt already looks like his grown a bit in the last few hours of eating
you wouldn't have happened to have seen that episode of Superjail?
youtube.com
Nope, I don't watch tv
>bored of the breadcrumbs haha.jpg
I know a man having a good time when I see one.
This is not even remotely funny. You sound fucking desperate for attention, OP
It's not supposed to be funny. Do you think this place is supposed to be for humor or something?
Dobby
I think he/she has gone to sleep now, no movement for the last 20 minutes.
Maybe quads will be 2 hard for here.
Just vote on a name then.
Nobody cares, dude
Vincent
Manlet
Buglet
Trogdor the Burninator
Bret the Hitman Heart
Muhammad
Yes
Dave the Silverfish.
Osama bin Liftin
Sarah Silverfish
Silver Fishingforcompliments
Update: ded
Cause: overdosed on pineapple juice
rip
Myron B. Gains
RIP SILVERMANE :( baka
rip in piece little guy
Surely not. How tf is going to kill itself? Aren't silverfish smarter than that?
He chewed on breadcrumbs for ages, then took a nap, woke up then sucked on the pineapple for 20minutes or so, then he walked away from it and appeared to have a fit and die.
RIP in pieces bugbro ;_;7
Fuck, what a hard life.
Born in an uncaring world, trapped on a plate and then suddenly dies. RIP
Quads on Veeky Forums ain't fuckin reel
Might be playing dead they're nocturnal
Cheeky fucker
Nah, he ded.
fuark ;_;
RIP sylvester
you came into our lives quickly and left just as fast
...
>sylvester
nice one
>You know what, Ray? They used to say that the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. But I've been burning my candle at both ends and just brought another.
Reporting you to PETA
Might've become too humid/hot under the plastic wrap? There was peanut butter and pineapple, the sunlight hit it, warmed the plate up, made it into a greenhouse.
They live in dry, cool and dark places, right? You should've at least put him back into the dark.
Acidity from the pinapple probably slowly dissolved his internal organs.
I like these posts. These are unironically good posts.
Pepper
humans are quite a lot more clever than silverfish and they eat themselves to death all the time
:(
these are, BY FAR, the best threads on this fucking board
keep us posted OP
>tfw you didn't even notice the fucking thing at first glance
I want to be surrounded by snowslides of food too
I just saw it died hours ago
literally shaking
F
Whatever hapoened to that guy who found a babby snail in his lettuce
He made it, married snailbro,and moved to Polynesia
kek wills Ignacio
Chad
Rip in pieces little silverdude
everybody I love dies
why
F