>had wisdom teeth removed
>mom picks me up
>she doesn't go to pick up my perscriptions right away
>1 hour later i am under considerable pain
>call her and tell her to hurry the fuck up and get them
>she's never had hers removed or even broke a bone in her life so she does not understand the pain i am under right now
>she calls back and tells me i have to wait another hour because pharmacy is lazy incompetent fucks
What do I have to do for the pain until the meds come?
you could try killing yourself
do something else that hurts but doesnt injure you
like a scalding bath or some shit
OP here, I'm too stupid to take ibuprofen
Literally never taken any drugs in my life you fucking retard.
Use a poach of ice or something cold, like frozen green bean. Meanwhile, try to focus on something else.
fap always works for me
>pharmacy is lazy
Fuck you cunt, I have to verify over 400 prescriptions a day and deal with entitled people like you. Hope you feel better tho
Literally take a fucking Tylenol/generic ibuprofen
Your doctor is either going to prescribe you with painkillers if you're a pussy or just extra strength tylenol
I had impacted wisdom teeth removed and extra strength ibuprofen was more than enough to dull the pain
Just take acetaminophen and ibuprofen/aspirin/diclofenac/naproxen or any painkiller that you have laying around in the house.
Ketamine would also do the trick
Wahhhh I can't be in pain for a fucking hour, what the fuck is your problem faggot? Drink some room temperature water, and hang the fuck on?
what kind of a soul goes to a technology forum to express his pain is my question
how old are you? act like a man.
chew garlic
omg i cant take pain, you're such a little bitch
Lucky you user
>be born with chad tier jaw
>Always super muscular and wide bone structure
>walking lil sis home from school she's been getting bullied.
>wild gang appears down the road...start walking faster
>older siblings of lil sis school bully
>20+ guys and a few chicks.
>tell little sister to leave schoolbag and run home
>little sis is stubborn lil shit and thinks she is gonna fight em
>gang is half surrounding us
>crip wannabes
>Yelling at little sister to run home
>getting taunted by group (I'm a "big guy" kek, so of course they wanna fight)
>walking backwards now
>lil sis gets bookbag snatched by bully
>glasses snatched
>Shove little sis and yell to run home and get coldcocked from the left.
>I know if I hit back then theyre all gonna get in on the fight and I'm fucked for life
>Getting fuckin rocked and finally see little sis running home.
>Apparently one guy had brass knuckles and completely crushed my jaw
>After surgery Chad jaw is gone.
Tldr: broken jaw=bye bye Chad
>yeah man I was totally in pro league soccer
>then I messed up my knee
>yeah man I could totally deadlift 500 lbs
>but you know muh fotball injury
Kill yourself
I recommend a double dose of man the fuck up.
They didn't even sedate me when they took my wisdom teeth out, and I still went to school the next day.
I didn't even take the vicodin they gave me because it made me angry as fuck and I'd break things
I had mine removed by idiots who left in a bunch of tooth and jaw fragments in.
>shit got infected as fuck and took 2 surgeries to fix
>still have nerve damage
>every-time I eat something sweet or sticky I get the sensation of all the teeth on my right lower side being yanked out at the same time
It's partially my fault though, I insisted on discussing the CL match last night in between teeth, we all got into a heated argument - one surgeon was a Bayern and the other a Chelsea fan.
fpbp dubs confirm
>chad jaw
Not the rest of my face, or athleticism, or even personality.
Smoke weed
>grabs you by the glass
Hang the fuck on?!?!
>ops mouth is drastically inflamed from getting wisdom teeth taken out and you suggest he take acetaminophen
You seriously should stop posting and I'm laughing so hard at how intelligent you probably think you are for posting that.
>web.m related
...
Actually mad props to the guy in the webm
Fucking this
That guy has way more guts than me