/fph/ - Fat People Hate

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something tells me these are national guard guys right? RIGHT?

>tfw finally conditioning myself out of the chubby chaser meme

Life is good lads

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gifporn.me/2017/02/omg-34/

Either that or army. Army doesn't give a damn anymore

These guys are most definitely NG, and they are probably getting removed from the Army very soon

youtube.com/watch?v=_epU4BFUoGI

fat fabolous life != 600lb

That fucking filename

if you ain't cav you ain't shit
>stetson pride

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mirin forearm routine

Fuck, you're right. Sorry

This.

Because of this board I now look at fat girls as something to be avoided

People need to post this bitch more often. watching her get fatter and her life spiral out of control is so fun

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Is she getting fatter?

You guys better hop on some TRT cause I'm sensing you're a couple of low test beta males.

No way this guy can pass PT. Granted, some big boys in my platoon had some mysteriously short run times, but no way he can do pull ups.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSek0ByVQHpQjygecu23hQwf2kN_HDGTtxoRoRNNlsGufP2H1Q/viewform?c=0&w=1

Fill out this salad dodger's survey and tell him to lose weight at the bottom.

Army PT test is 2mile run, push ups, sit ups. No pull ups. There's a few overweight guys in my reserve unit, but nothing even approaching these guys. I have no explanation

just did this

Make a thread just on this so more people see it

Is a German Soldier, most likely doctor so don't really matter

>A doctor being an overweight fat fuck

Oh the ironing

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Everytime

she's not skinny dude

Good young acolyte

Journey to other boards and spread the message

Did you develop that fetish from Pulp Fiction?

>tfw stil attracted to immobile chicks

How does stuff like this actually happen? Do they not have fitness standards?
People are always bitching from both sides about physical prerequisites when it comes to women, either bitching that they should be lowered for inclusiveness or bitching about the danger of lowering them. But then there's these guys.

Are they like... uniformed IT guys? What is their role that this is okay?

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This was the cringiest shit I've ever read. Please be satire.

>riding nearly empty bus home, listening to music
>notice that a perfectly spherical hamplanet has gotten up and is wobbling irately at the bus driver.
>remember seeing this astral body on the bus a few months ago; went on a rant after passing by a strip club about the country turning into sodom and gomorrah
>mute music to hear
>she's complaining about a guy on the street corner waving around a sign for a marijuana dispensary
>"how can people be allowed to advertise that poison to my child!" she gestures to her moon, looks about eight years old
>bus manages to escape their gravitational pull a few minutes later as their orbit carries them into a Carls Jr.

Why are so many over protective/ religious parents and their children morbidly obese? You'd think that fear of disease or god's wrath would keep them in shape.

I wouldn't run from him because he'd probably shoot me to avoid having to chase me

It's hamplanet fanfiction; they actually convince themselves shit like this happens

The bowl of eggs confuses me more than anything else in the photo.

Fatties believe this

Because food is the only pleasure they don't deem sinful

She eats four dozen eggs every morning to help her get large

And when she's all grown she'll eat five dozen eggs until she's roughly the size of a barge

>I'm trying

I was with you for a while, user.

Watch some of the shows and documentaries about immobile people being retarded and sad and crying a lot.

That will fix it.

I hate you for making me laugh.

That's what I jerk off to, I've seen all of them. I can't tell you how disgusted I am with myself.

Is that Whitney Way Thore?

is this real?

>and then the whole gym applauded
Christ this is some top level cringe

I used to be big into like the really big but not quite immobile level girls.

Honestly I hated myself a lot. I just went cold turkey on all porn for like a year and a half. I have no desire to look at super fats anymore.

I'd still fuck some of them if no one knew tho :^(

Yes.

whitney is way fatter

>dosent want to get with some hamplanet who cares nothing for her health
>doesn't want to get bogged down with some cow who won't do anything with him
>doesn't want to be with someone who will likely try to sabotage his progress.

Yeah...real low test.

>Iktfb
>Tfw no immobile gf to force feed your frosting covered cock to while she cries and whimpers and beats her weird fat fists

THICC girls will mostly just become fat in like 5 years anyway

>have an annoying fat fuck for a roommate
>he has the national anthem for an alarm early in the morning and lets it play 2 - 3 times before he turns it off
>everyday after the alarm he would ask me if i knew his life goal or if i knew what he likes
>everyday i try to ignore him and go back to sleep
>he doesnt care and proceeds to tell me his life goal is fuck bitches get money or that he likes pussy
>he then does some shit on his phone for over an hour before actually getting off the bed and starting the day
>i always try to bottle up my anger but i just snapped one day
>tfw getting kicked out college
>tfw hes probably pressing assault charges on me

Jesus user, I hope he gets what he deserves.

>orbit carries them into a Carl Jr's

Even tumblr has to realize this story is fake as shit right?

Drag the court case out as long as possible. Odds are you'll outlive him

>something something leg day

Looking at that photo I now realize this is some sort of Ren Fest and that she is riding in ai ye olde mobility scooter that is meant for people with disabilities who would have trouble walking from their car to the main gate. Either that or this is some sort of elaborate fat princess cosplay.

god damn its like a fat tween's creative writing assignment

Throw a donut in the opposite direction

God this makes me so nostalgic of old Veeky Forums

for once an adequate tumblr post!

Its fatfic. :^)

Dude, I'm all about those 4 cans of baked beans on the daily. Godly shits.

>gaston is gonna be a skinny twink in the live action

theyd probably argue that more fatties reproduced in that time

Things that never happened

It's really sad that they have to make up stories on the internet, I don't even want to imagine the amount of hate they have for themselves

You had Donald Trump for a roommate? Should have killed him, user. You'd have saved millions of lives.

>gluttoney
>one of the worst sins you could do

>have fat as fuck housemate
>somehow she has 2 fuckbuddies
>avoid her in general
>yesterday she ambushes me as I'm cooking
>''Anonette I think I'm pregnant, my fwb came inside me 3 times last weekend''
>decide to entertain her while I bake my potato
>''Do you have any pregnancy symptoms?''
>''Weeeell.... my belly is round and growing, I feel nauseous and I have cravings''
>BITCH THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE 300LB AND YOUR DIET IS SHIT
>''You should go get a pregnancy test shrek :)''
>mfw just made her waste 15 dollars on a pregnancy test
>pregnancies wouldn't even show this early on

Uhm, guys? That pink thing has a mustache.

Buzzfat is implying Gaston is fucking an ugly fatty btw. buzzfeed.com/mathewguiver/gaston-and-lefou-were-probably-fucking?utm_term=.bw9935xVz#.snP456w3v

Well if their kids are fat they won't go outside thus will not be in danger of being "swayed" into sin
Idk, a fair amount of religious people are bad at critical thinking. They just accept things and never bother to ask themselves if something is right or wrong

You should be

> skinny

Just did it the man needs help

Nah, it's holding one of its spawn.

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>tfw marshmallow girl is an insult
>dumb whore who made this up didn't even bother to correct it

I had a jolly fat doctor, whose stomach would hit me when he did his exams, tell me I needed to lose some weight. I was maybe 10 to 15 pounds overweight.

>200 pounds is 800 for real people