What's so bad about pizza?

What's so bad about pizza?

Bad calorie/satisfaction ratio

The bread

shut the FUCK up

Chad eats it while fuggin stacy

I never understood this - one pizza is enough for me for an entire day

I always figured it was shit because of the dough and cheese

Nothing so long as it fits your macros

How bad is bread? Is there healthy bread?

rofl are you a little bitch or somethin? i can eat a pizza for lunch

Generally poor ingredients (highly processed). Poor macro ratios (added sugars/fats/salt). Potentially less sating. Not as tasty as real italian foods.

Nightshades and grains contain phytotoxins which stress metabolism and digestion. Unsaturated oil is often one of the ingredients, which damages the thyroid and immune system and causes aging.

Bread is basically empty calories from carbs

It's barely above candy in terms of healthiness

STOP IT YOURE RE ENACTING THE FUCKING MEME

>not eating bread
>being fucking small and craving cawk

Sodium is a bit over the top, just make sure you stay hydrated

Every kind of bread is healthy bread

>not doing JOPBAD

bread is for faggots

Dietary RESTRICTION is for cookie cutter cucks.

Most places in America make really shitty high-calorie, greasy, highly processed, sodium bombs.

But if you get (especially if you make your own) real neapolitan style pizza with more low key ingredients, thin crust and olive oil. It's not a bad food.

>HAH YOU RESTRICT YOUR DIET BY NOT EATING JIZZ

Literally nothing. Pizza is the most balanced meal of all time, no question.

Hawaiian pizza hits every major food group.
>crust = carb
>cheese = dairy
>tomato sauce = vegetable
>pineapple = fruit
>ham = meat

No I don't :DDDD

Domino's et al. is terrible, but home made pizza that isn't overloaded with shitty cheese is great.

Carbs aren't bad you dingus

Light sauce, everything else is GOAT

dominos is having a nice sale right now though

I'm having 3 LARGE PIZZAS for dinner TONIGHT
While you sit ALONE and HUNGRY

>friend go living in uni city after being cuddled by parents for 20 years
>an absolute 0 at anything that isn't quantum physic
>we laugh at him when he told us he ate salad with tomato sauce
>cooking is too hard so he decides to just eat pizza for the 6 out of 7 days he's there
>after 6 months he ends up with bullshit blood values and 10kg fatter, almost got hospitalized

we need to start teaching basic body facts and basic alimentation issues in highschools.Oh wait... we already do, in theory.Fuck this world.

What are the serving sizes you are discussing though?

I had a whole personal pizza of tomato, bacon, chorizo and pineapple for myself, it's about 18 cm in diameter

Ok CHAD, are you going to FUCK Stacy later on too? Say hi to her for me, I saw her last week when I was hitting the Gym HARD.

If you're cutting crust is high in calories, and it has a fair amount of saturated "bad fats".

If you're bulking, it won't have enough protein by itself for the amount of calories it has, i.e. you'll be doing a "dirty bulk", meaning you'll get fat in the process.

Best pizza thread?

Best pizza thread:

nothing its a vital food group and a vegetable

>Little Caesars

5 dollar pepperoni and some crazy bread is the goat cheap pizza meal

Objectively the worst pizza on earth

Rate mine I just finished preparing
Made it square because it's Veeky Forums

this pizza look like shit

8/10
I was craving pizza because of this thread until I saw your abomination.
Thanks for saving my cut, bro.

But five dollars, bro.

i would cum on it before eating it
look so fucking go0d

Pizza sauce is 90% sugar

You may as well binge on skittles

>tfw powerlifts/strongmen/bodybuilders eat 2 large pizzas to themselves on a regular basis

why cant i be a powerlifter?

Cheat day pizza day is the best.

t. Mellow Mushroom fags

Enjoy your parmesan everything you hicks

Sauce?