Enter the gym

>enter da gym
>"WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME"
>"TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS"

hold up hold up

>rain drop

>enter the gym
>headphones already in and playing the Lizzy McGuire movie soundtrack

kek

>walks through gym doors
>"I'm sorry yeah Sorry yeah Sorry Yeah, I know that I let you down Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?"

>not pregaming your workout tunes in the car at max volume
>not having earbuds in before you even start walking in

>enter gym
>I WISH THAT I HAD KNOWN IN THAT FIRST MINUTE WE MET THE UNPAYABLE DEBT THAT I OWED YOU

>walk into gym
>BUBBLE BUTT BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT
>see pic related grinning at me from underneath the squat rack

>enter gym
>History of the Crusades

Why aren't you letting to a qt Australian MILF teach you about crusades instead of listening to gym music?

I listen to the previous night's Rachel Maddow Show

Does that count?

If it expands your mind and you like her voice, then yes

delete this

They think they will be accepted if they listen to it

>enter gym
>O SAY CAN YOU SEE

It was actually p cool to deadlift to the anthem

fuck I forgot about this album

>FUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAAAAANT

>enter gym
>oh my god based god, you can fuck my bitch based god

kek

>enter gym
>I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

Oh damn I forgot about that song. Bout to turn that shit up RN thanks senpai
LEGACY PHANTOM BA DA DI DA DA DA PANDA

Link?

lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=History of the Crusades podcast

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrAH

panda panda panda panda

what's the matter user, are you afraid to turn up?

The best part of that song is honestly reading the YT comment section.

BRAAAAAAAAAAP PANDA

I GOT BRRRRAAAAAAAAAP in Atlanta

>enter gym
>we were always sleeping in
>and dreaming in the morning
>cause waking up is boring

>enter gym
>suddenly this starts blasting on the speakers
>youtube.com/watch?v=KY2KzjVNoKY
>realize we are to be enlisted on the authority of Pope Francis, in order to reclaim the holy land
>tfw I didn't even remember to sharpen my blade this mornin'

>enter gym
>MY NAME IS
NO

>MY NUMBER IS
NO

>YOU NEED TO LET IT GO

>enter gym
>put on headphones
>workout

rate my playlist btw
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz9zqMZn1uV_SrHPSd17uSqeNhal3L4lw

>Enter gym
>"Well well you really are the worst man in the history of mankind...the debt you owe...CAN'T BE PAID WITH MONEY"
Then I run to the weights and start throwing them around the room.

12 songs, wtf. do you just put the entire list on repeat? how are you not bored to death of those songs by now? how long are you even in the gym for? i'm so baffled.

>walk into gym
>DESTROY THE SPINELESS AND TELL ME IT'S REAL

It's about 54 min in total, enough time for me. If I do cardio on same day I just put it on repeat yeah

>enter through the gymnasium front door
>"it aint me" starts playing

I didn't get the question right. I mean I made the playlist 3 days ago and only used it one time, so I'm not bored of it yet

>weeb shit
>doom (2016) OST
Is this bait?

>lmgtfy.com/?iie=1&q=History of the Crusades podcast

not the same poster but thanks dude

>That's why they call me BAAAAAAAD COMPANY

>dont enter gym
>train at home
>"FORGOT WHO HE IS, FORGOT WHO HE WAS. USED TO CALL THE SHOTS. NOW HE CANT CONNECT THE DOTS"

>Skedaddle from the bickie shop into the local lifting and hoisting emporium with a full womper of chippies.
>Nearly 8bong, say pip pip to the bird with the nice knockers at the desk, she tells me to put my pecker up my own arse and bugger meself.
>My little listeners perk up, can't make out wally from waldo, walk into the open floor, sort out me mittens in the grippy-lift-and-no-slippy container.
>SEND HER VICTORIOUS...
>My moustache jimmies and jambles, me genebank pulses.
>HAAAAPPPY ANNNND GLLLOOORIOUS...
>My wilkins slips from me jocks, as hard as the cliffs of dover and just as white (unlike london), raising my zipperstiffy like the union jack. Caught em' peepin tom at me.
>LOOOONG TOOO REIGNNNN OVER USSSS...
>I pelt me gym purse into some wanker doing the rippletits jumbo, morning milk and crumpets everywhere, scream at the top of my breathers with a fire burning in me pits.
>GOOOOODDDD SAVVVVEEEE THEEE QUEEEEEEN

Blimey.

>enter the gym
>"WOP EROINA WOP WOP EROINA WOOP EROINAAA MEAAAAA"

>I listen to[...]Rachel Maddow

>Harder, better, faster, stronger

>Enter gym
>ACELE TALE FAC TATOOOOOO SUB PELEEE
>SCHIMBA SANGELE-N VEENEEE

>not having a hype playlist
>enter gym
>"And they run when the sun comes up"

crusadespod.com/

Shes done all the Middle Eastern crusades. Then (un)fortunately her husband died and she launched herself into an extremely detailed telling of the Albigensian crusade. Now she's prepping for the Baltic ones

>tfw listening to it right now on my phone

Smashing post lad, truly excellent indeed.

RAINDROP

RAIN DROP, DROP TOP

WE COOKING OUR FOOD INA CROCKPOT

RAIN DROP, DROP TOP

FUCKIN ON YO BITCH SHE A THOT THOT THOT

>waddle sideways into the gym
>BAAAAAMM BA BA BAM BAM BAM
>BAAAAAMM BA BA BAM BAM BAM
>BAAAAAMM BA BA BAM BAM BAM
>BAAAAAMM BA BA BAM BAAM

Georgia?

YOU AINT GOTTA GO TO WORK WORK WORK

BUT YOU GOTTA DO WORK WORK WORK