Does jelqing work fit?

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I heard it fucks you up pretty gud

Thats what ive heard but there is forums full of people saying this shit works.

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cmon, user.

What's wrong with your dick?

Honestly unless a girl had complained you have nothing to worry about. If one has, try another. If several, then see a doctor

wut?

No infact its not even that bad. Its 6.7x4.2. I just want some girth gains

I JUST WANT A BIG DICK 4.5 INCHES SUCK AND I HATE MYSELF

C'MON, user.

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>be 22
>Have reasonably aesthetic 7.5inch dick
>veiny and good girth
>have type one diabetes, didn't take care of it as a teenager
>Now have hella lower body diabetic neuropathy
>rarely make it past 70% hardness with a girl
>literally went soft in new GF's mouth, first time she interacted with my dick, because I couldn't feel much

We still don't even really know exactly why healthy kids get type one diabetes I want to fucking die viagra is so expensive

Doesn't give girth gainz

T2DM? diet/lifestyle.

progressive degeneration of insulin producing cells in the pancreas stemming from chronically elevated blood glucose (which is toxic to these insulin producing cells).

Really? I heard that its more effective for girth than it is for lenght

I specified I'm type one

He very clearly said type 1

Get medication for that beetus

>Probably buys all sorts of supplements
>Complains viagra is expensive

I bet you have hulu and netflix.

ok.

kill self

You should try reading posts before spouting off trying to look smart

No.
But if you want to waste your time and potentially break your dick in ways that not even the greatest dick doctors on earth can repair? Go ahead.

He def said Type 2, user.

C'mon user

I'm taking care of it now, have been for the last few years, but the nerves are really damaged.

Also $20 a month in supplements doesn't really compare to the hundreds of dollars in cost of viagra but desu I really do need to pursue the generic options and DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

somebody tries to help you, better get angry.

just settle down boys.

suck my fat fucking cock you illiterate shit

Listen up pal, dont you ever try and help me again, you understand me boy?

calm down.

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Settle down before you go hypoglycemic you fat limp dicked fuck.

I went from 5 inches to 6 thn stopped at like 6.2 or 6.5 sht was looking good as fuk so i stopped caring might start again

Also there is one method tht will work and give u huge gains but its extremely hard n time consuming, muscle grow as they do more reps and blood is rush in n out, ur pebis is a muscle, if u get a bonner and then calm it down n repeat this process over n over u will feel sore tmrw n see gains, at least tht was the study i read a while back

I jelq slowly then hold the jelq for 20 sec. Feels like its working

Goal is from 6.8" 5.5 girth to 7.5" 6.2 girth

Stop with this fucking meme!!! People fart kid, grow the fuck up

do you use the ok grip?

yeah it's the only technique I know of

>tfw a solid 6 inches, an extra inche would be nice
How can I get girth gains, im not looking forward the penis pumps or pills. I'm quite scrawny too
Help me rattle me bones Veeky Forums

Try 50 reps per session, 3 or 4 times a week. Dont go too hard or you'll fuck your shit up. Make sure to warm up your cock with a warm washcloth or shower/bath.

Been doing it two weeks, when should i expect gains? I just want to know if im doing it correctly

It takes a really long time from my research. Some people have claimed as little as 3 months for an inch though.

ok cool will do but i heard bare jelqing isnt as effective as per say the usage of vaseline will i be missing out on anything significant as far as results, also whats a good full body shaver i'm quite hairy due to my terrible genes and have some chewbacca pubes going on

The Vaseline just helps your hand slide across the shaft better it isnt really necessary it just makes it more comfortable. Just get any electric razor with a guard.

I've also heard they ban people who say bad things about it too

Same with limb lengthening too

>electric razor with a guard
yeah i know but i was wondering what specific one is good, like brand wise i know they all work but i want the best bang for my buck or does it not matter

i have a conair, it works great

Anybody try weight hanging?

I'm 4.5" too, probably thinner than you. It's really not that big of a deal, there's a lot more to life than having a big dick.

cool thanks for the info, hopefully i get satisfactory results i bless you with Veeky Forums gains

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What the hell is wrong with you?

They're a fucking loser. Let them have this.

How to jelqing and etymological origin of jelq?

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Stinky smelly bumhole!

why will mods never ban people like you

it works, but it's a slow process that requires consistency greater than that of lifting to get good gains. You can also hurt yourself if you go too hard. Expect it to take years rather than weeks or months.

Pebis itself isn't a muscle

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Any bathmate brodies ITT?

Yes. Stamina and hardness are more important though.

Gf and I can feel the difference after about a week of jelqing. Not sure if the stretches work.... overall I feel like it's kinda like stretching pizza dough, I can get more girth but lose length, or gain length lose girth. Been trying both together more balanced. wish me luck

>does jelqing work fit?
i did it for a few months, now i have weaker erections. I can get it hard, but not rock hard as i used to. honestly, dont do it

Every guy messing around with his dick to get it bigger will regret it big time.
Ask yourself, if there was a method to increase the size of your dick (besides surgery) why is there no doctor offering it, researching it?

Dont jelq it breaks your dick, i used to be really hard now im sorta like a porno soft its not worth the extra 0.25 inch you get, just do kegels if you have too

there are forums full of people saying the earth is flat

Hell yeah repeorting in
I love this thing, x40 but nearing the end of its lifespan which is exciting

plz work

BS it doesn't give you girth gains faggot. Honestly Veeky Forums isn't a good place to ask about this OP you'll always get the same responses. The best place would be one of the PE forums but its definitely not free of shills so be wary of what you believe. Usually the guys talking about (insert device) are just trying to sell their product. A lot of times they are also mods/admins who are connected to the site so its even harder to trust them. The people who claim 100% manual gains are usually pretty trustworthy, but they are not immune to human error. They can sometimes measure inaccurately or the gains they claim to have made care only temporary (sort of like a pump in your muscles but in your dick)

I can tell you with 100% certainty I have gained a PERMANENT .5 inches in girth, .75 after a "workout" but it never goes below the .5 inches I've gained. I may have gained length but I'm not confident in the accuracy of my length measurements so I won't claim anything there. get on one of the newbie routines to condition and familiarize yourself. People have claimed to make Gaines from the newbie routines but I have a feeling they are temporary. Not a bad thing, Temporary gains just means you'll have fuller erections. I got my girth gains from erect jelging after an edging/manual clamping session. My dick would feel fatigued afterwards and erect jelqing I'd feel a nice soreness/expansion. But thats more advanced stuff and you should def start with a newbie routine before you get into that. If your dick feels cold/empty your doing something wrong, remember if you want girth gains you need to pump blood into your dick, not out of it. Your dick should feel hot/full when doing girth exercises.

any permanent gains from it?

yeah definitely, continued use over time has given me a gain of about half an inch in girth and length erect, but the most noticeable thing is a huge increase in vascularity especially just after using it, and a huge difference in flaccid size, now 6x5 where before it was 4xwhatever, used to be a grower now a shower, currently 8.2x6 erect, can't post a pic as last time i was banned for a week and it will apparently be longer if i do it again

>Yes goyim you can get an 2x1 increase by using my humble product

why does everything have to be a jewish plot?
stay dicklet then

If something goes wrong and you get hard flaccid you will regret it for years to come.
People have become suicidal over it.

>why does everything have to be a jewish plot?
I ask myself this a lot too. I think there is something in their psychology that makes them want to scam people.

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DO YOUR PUSH UP!

what you said is true, but that isn't what I meant

>implying its not

They realize how genius brapposting is

>wasting good trips
>getting this mad

Post it via pastebin.

>2017:
>Still thinking that yanking on your dick constantly like some retarded simian on meth is going to make your penis bigger
>Being this obsessed with your penis
>BREAKING YOUR DICK, FOREVER
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Enjoy your ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION for life.
Stop obsessing over you dicks, morons. It IS what it IS, NOTHING you 'do' to it makes ANY difference, YOU WILL BREAK YOUR DICK.

:
>>Still thinking that lifting weights and counting calories constantly like some retarded simian on meth is going to make you get a GF
>>Being this obsessed with your muscles
>>RUINING YOUR JOINTS, FOREVER

hows about you yank it for me then babe?

Go be a fag somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

because there is no money in jelqing

just for those interested in PE, this poster is completely incorrect and has no idea what he is talking about

ill stock you up here and now big boi

Yeah, there is no money in it.
What about all those pills, pumps, extenders, surgeries, forums, routines and so on that get constantly shilled online? Just like this thread here. And every fucking time you'll see the same advice, word for word, and the same sites linked.
Get the fuck outta here.

that's why you use your shriveled pea brain and when somebody tells you "yo man I got some of these BIG BLACK DICK pills you want a dimebag???" you say "no good sir"

but, how the fuck is some doofus gonna earn money off you using the cockwrangling routine he posted FOR FREE on some mesage board

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Oh my! user it smells so bad! Why I shouldn't have eaten all those eggs and beans earlier, Oh my goodness I think I have soiled my underwear! Hopefully it doesn't seep out the side of the blue panties I have on!

Ads you fucking moron. Get traffic to your site/forum with some free shit, idiots gonna read some success stories and try to copy it and some of these idiots will spend money. By selling the same idiots his eBook with some special routine. By selling these desperate idiots pills. By selling these idiots extenders/bathmates with their affiliate links.

>Hey I have a new routine and gained 2 inches in 6 months.
>Here is my routine...
>Take this boner pill, it's like Cialis.
>Use this extender two times a week.
>Use this creme for increased blood flow.


I can't believe there are still some people in 2017 who this naive regarding the internet.

christ
the routines they're talking about are jelqing eoutines, not bathmate, boner pill, extender routines

Go visit one of the forums. I don't remember the name of the forum that gets constantly linke in these threads here.
You'll find countless posts on all these things I mentioned. You'll also find affiliate links. Also people register themselves and participate in the discussions while promoting their products.

It is the same approach with all these supplements. 90% is useless, expensive and in some cases maybe even dangerous. But there still people buying this shit.

how are you unable to understand the simple fact that people here are talking about JELQING and are recommending JELQING routines while you insist on droning about BATHAMTE, EXTENDERS AND PILLS
if somebody asks me about the best kind of cd player and I tell him to check out cd player discussions on a board that has subforums and ads for tvs and computers that doesn't mean I'm shilling tvs and computers to him

Going vegan cured my type-one. Rock hard dick every time with my girl. Saturated fats, never again.

Dude are you retarded? Follow the argument.
I say there is nothing besides surgery that increases your dick size. And surgery looks awful at the end. If there was anything working doctors would recommend it, research it, and make money with it.
Some other dude says there is no money to make with jelqing. I've described how these people make money.
Are you one of these people? Are you the person responsible for the countless penis posts on Veeky Forums?

Your argument is that the jelqing is used as a bait to get these small dicked folks to come to the site, try it, fail and then turn to bathmates, extenders and big black dick pills.
That's completely retarded.

i'm all fucked up with depression and SSRIs
man i've never came from head
like ever
it's just not enough pressure and i don't feel shit from it

the only time i ever enjoyed a blowjob was when i was on free viagra and two girls were licking my cock at the same time

So I guess you are the one starting all these dick threads.

I know this feel. Ive death gripped my dick my whole life so a blow job feels like nothing. I much prefer a handjob or you know fucking haha

>Are you one of these people? Are you the person responsible for the countless penis posts on Veeky Forums?
>So I guess you are the one starting all these dick threads.

No, samefag, you're just dumb.

man i'm not even a death grip kind of guy
when i was born, god was just like "fuck this guy"

that said, i'm like 5.5" x 5" LxW and shit it'd be cool as hell to have a bigger cock so i could do more cool positions, and just to see girls lust over it but i'm satisfied

i've been moderately successful with girls considering my neuroses

also my current girlfriend is a smol asian girl and i already have to watch out about going too deep in her

i'd like to look into alternatives to viagra but idk where to start

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