A girl walks up to you and says, "you're a big guy". How do you respond?
A girl walks up to you and says, "you're a big guy". How do you respond?
Nathaniel Hernandez
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Parker Turner
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Thomas Campbell
Slice her throat
Ryan Torres
>I have a thyroid problem
>tear up a little
>why would you point that out in public ?
>roll away in shame
Jacob Williams
y-you too
Nolan Long
>UUUU
Michael Cooper
"For you"
Sebastian Richardson
lean in close. Whisper "I am Gotham's reckoning"
-leave
Alexander Nelson
Für did.
Christian Brooks
random girl often come to me to tell me im tall at school work
i reply them with a smile
>tfw you dont even have to lift
David Gonzalez
"For whores"
Justin Jackson
>Why are you here?
Carson Stewart
> vir jou
Joseph Gonzalez
For you~
Brandon Brown
What? Me? Haha! Nah! I'm just trying to eat properly lately. I don't want to get too big and become one of those gym meatheads.
But you look amazing! Do you do any sports?
Andrew Mitchell
>thanks you too
Christopher White
A-are you a wizard? TEACH US YOUR WAYS.
Parker Cooper
Throw her out of my gym.
Sebastian Adams
Ethan Brooks
>Well perhaps they are wondering why you would shoot a girl, before throwing her out of the gym
Jason Gomez
ok. I'll teach you.
I'm 25yo virgin, spending 2-3 hours a day in a gym. Between sets I'm just sitting on a bench, looking to the mirror and thinking about fictional conversation with girls that I will never be able to accomplish IRL
Mason Perez
Iktfb
Camden Bell
suck it
Noah Stewart
"Jesus lady, you're a fucking asshole. You can see I'm a woman, what the goddamn fuck is wrong with you?"
Connor Mitchell
That's a lovely, lovely compliment
Nathan Russell
>>>/tumblr/
Jackson Myers
>You're a big guy
>hehe, thanks, you're not so bad yourself you know
>Don't you have to lift loads of wight to get all that muscle
>Nah, just a couple time a week doing some pushups is all I need
>Wow, and you can get that big
>Listen, I may be big, but I have a little friend whose even bigger, if you understand my inference
>ooooooohhhh i'd just love to meet this fella
>No problem, right now he's just chillin at my place - you wanna come see him
>Do I ever??
>C'mon babe, I'll get us a drink and then let's get out of here
>Yes I am looking forward to meeting with your big friend
>*wink*
>
Hudson Young
what a natural physique
Nolan Reed
>Get to my place
>Hand her a bowl of eggs
Joshua Bailey
>I mean, who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good case of eggs in this day and age.
>You ever get bit by a crab, hun?
Dominic Campbell
Holy fucking kek
Joseph Morris
>crab walk to the bedroom
James Collins
this happened irl
>"you're a big guy"
>"for you"
>"what"
>"nothing"
>"what did you say"
>"i didnt say anything"
>"yes you did"
>"no I didn't fuck off"
>"fine asshole"
Matthew Campbell
>mom walks into my room uninvited
>busy masturbating to cuck porn
>she giggles, "hey big guy"
>for you
>airplane sounds
Oliver Cooper
is this autism or alphaism?
Tyler Taylor
so close, yet so far
Dominic Perez
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Bentley Peterson
Alpha but filtered through autism.
William Cruz
I know this feel, except I have gotten laid. Tfwngf is one thing, but you don't want to be a wizard cmon man.
Eli Ramirez
>for you
If she doesnt get the Batman refference she is just a basic bitch anyway desu
Daniel Sanders
Should have said "you too"...