Did you get the girl?

Did you get the girl?

what girl?

Not yet, gonna ask next time I see her

No, she was in another castle, and I was like, fuck it. Time to go lift some heavy ass weight.

I got the boy

Me too. Y-you better not be competing for the same girl as me. I'm 175 at 5'7 come at me

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>she cheated on me after four years and a combat deployment

>not having a sheltered farm qt who you grow up and eventually explore sexuality with, and you take her virginity one warm summer night after a county dance, and you distinctly remember the feel of the burlap sack that you laid over the hay on your nude skin as you laid together in post-coital bliss, and the smell of her hair as she rested her head on your chest and you gently rubbed her shoulder, until she looked up at you and asked in the softest voice "do you think we're in love" the response to which you can barely contain as you tell her yes and you kiss with passion that can only be felt by lovestruck teens, you grow up and eventually marry at the ripe, young age of 24, despite your friend ragging on you because she's the only girl you've ever been with but you know she's the only lover you'll ever need and you two leave the country and ride on a plane together for the first time ever on your honeymoon to europe, and while you definitely enjoyed it, you were excited to get back home because farm life is all you've ever known, and you work out because despite there not being much competition for her you want to be the best you you can possibly be and never want to see that loving gleam in here eyes disappear

kek get a load of this faggot

is that nose natty

I got A girl. Can't say I'm too pleased

Hahaha I kek'd hard at the ending.

nah turns out the girl was a cunt and now i hate women

Girls always grab my arms and hug it. But I ignore them. What does this mean.

Gay.

Had her, lost her.

no

D:

No, I can't get over the fact that every women I talk I find annoying and insufferable in the long run.

Also this pic looks similar to Emilia Clarke

>my dick wasn't worth an entire lifetime
>now i'm sad

Are you me?

Do you watch porn? Women are more interesting when you actually have cum in your balls, it's how they get away with it.

Imo, because so few dudes have any cum, women are more interesting than they have probably ever been. Hot women anyway.

Actually, i'm not looking for a girl
No, i'm not gay

165 6'0 brah i've got the height advantage

>move to house when i was 8
>cute neighbor girl of same age
>be with her every day all the time
>we were inseperable
>go to same school
>first kiss
>cuddle all the time on our yard
>talk about getting married and having kids when older
>when we were 17 their parents move to different country
>29 now and hadn't been in another relationship since
>found her on fb some time ago
>she's married with 3 kids now
>happy for her but i want to be that guy so bad
>talk to her daily on skype
>can't stop thinking about her and will never get over her

I got the girl. I said i'd workout every day and get into shape for doing so, and i did for a while. But i've grown comfortable, and not too worried about upkeeping with my body.

I should.

Im not him but my problem is girls are very intresteing to me but they arent really interested in fucking or dating

>inb4 short/ugly
no, just no
However its harder to get girls these days

>Do you watch porn? Women are more interesting when you actually have cum in your balls, it's how they get away with it.

Yes I do watch porn, precisely because of that.
Why would I want to be with some dumb cumdumpster? If I'm going to spend rest of my life with someone looks although important aren't top priority.

Sort it out, we always want what we don't have.

If you were with her, you would be gawking at the thought of a taste of foreign ass.

Women are succubi, don't fall for them, get fresh cunny on the weekly, and never EVER move in with them.

Nigger i havent even met the girl

>Harder to get girls these days

you need to look for the good in people, my granddad told me that before he died a few years back

Dude, i actually just recently found out why this is
I live in a place where there are 120 guys per 100 girls so do the fucking math

op's girl is way hotter than that fatso

I guess that's good idea. On the other hand, I dunno man, I'm tired of searching and I certainly prefer to be alone than with some annoying cunt.

Fuck off dont insult emilia you shitbag

damn bro, didnt need to feel today

Harder to find a girl that acts like the 1950s housewife I want without being an eccentic billionaire.

Too many thot ass ho's that think their used snatch and 5lbs of make up attributes to them being a great catch.

Womens sense of self worth is at all time NUTTER high.

where can i make nasal gains?

10oz gefilte fish a day

I got a girl, but not the girl. Some days I'm happy, most days full of regret. Too late to turn back now.

Same here. 3 years in and half of the stuff we own is hers, it just wouldn't be easy to separate

Ugh, burlap on bare skin while fucking sounds awful. Might as well rub sandpaper all over each other.

>look look, I'm acting!!

shit bruh why you had to do him like that

Yeah, I got her right in time for her to fall out the window.

>talk to her daily on skype
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stop that.

i was in the same situation as you my dudes, but i ended it on time

you honestly don't feel anything for those girls, don't you?

So you choose suffering for undetermined time over just ending it? Why?

sure you will

>yea, but she left me once she figured I wasn't worth saving/changing

That's Lemony Snicket teir shit right there

god damn i hate her so fucking much

I feel something obviously, but she's not the one. I care for her now as I would a sister more than a significant other.

Trust me, if it wouldn't cause lots of financial and emotional trouble, I would. However, she's had suicidal tendencies in the past, and has medical issues right now, so it might compound.

1. Cut off communication until you don't care for her anymore.
2. Find another girl.

Feel overload.

I'm not miserable. I just keep wondering what my life could be like if i had talked to her when i still had the chance. Now im with someone who im fond of, but its not the same. If she left me now, i wouldnt mind.

The bigger issue is that I don't know if I want her

If you're not sure, they you don't.

No. The one girl I had turned out to be a vapid whore and cheated on me. I now hate all woman and feel pathetically worthless, which is why I stopped trying to find someone.

Dyel?

I like being around her and she likes being around me but we have different religious views and I don't know if it'd work out in the long run.

Dammit, these feels in this thread...

I'm in the opposite boat lads...I have a female friend who thinks I'm hot (I'm not btw)..don't feel the same way about her...just trying to work on myself before I try to find a relationship worth getting into.
Feels like when you want the girl they don't want you, when you don't want them then they want you.

There is no girl to get right now. There probably won't be again for a while

it's like the opposite of Mark Wahlberg.

I could have. I chose the wrong, hotter girl over her though. Once I realized she was interested I got to sleep with her before she moved across the country. That made it worse. I have the opposite problem of everyone on Veeky Forums. I've slept with every girl I desired but I can't ever choose the right one. I'm just stuck in a cycle of choosing drug addled abusive bitches that are like my sister and mother. The one wholesome girl I managed to pick I fucked it up. Everyone here advocates mean less sex and it's not going to make you happy. Human beings need companionship. Trust. Love.

Kill yourself

I would like to put my dick on her nose so she can suck my balls while stroking the tip with her eyebrows.

Why do you think I should do that?

He's a manlet, disregard his impotent rage.

I have, but I lost her every time.

well i slept with her. and then i slept with several other girls. but fuck i really want to date that blonde qt.

>lifting for girls

Dumb cat poster

DELETE THIS

was gonna ask today but i never got the chance to see her

Yes. Four years and going strong. Proposing this year.

yes 8(

started at 6' 135 lbs 6 months ago though. bf has stayed roughly the same

Kek

At least you found out she was a cunt before you wasted your whole life with her

Farmersonly?

Pretty fucked up man

>Letting something so minimal like religion getting in the way of someone you like
What are you a fucking faggot?

what a genius

i bet nobody had ever thought of that THOUGHT PROVOKING line before

I hate this shit.

>Girl asks me if I want to go out for coffee or something
>Tell her "No thanks, I'm busy this week"
>She asks if she could help
>"Sorry, I'm not interested in dating right now"
>"HAHA WHAT ARE YOU? GAY??"

Can women not handle being turned down? It's so fucking annoying that every time I reject a girl she instantly accuses me of being gay.

I thought you meant she'd suck your balls up her nose and I got quite the visual

>on Veeky Forums
>not gay
choose one

Women deal with rejection about as well as men. Which is to say not well.

>the girl

Girls are a state of mind that some just happen to fit into.

Yes

kek'd audibly

So by staying with her, you rob her of the chance to find someone who truly wants to be with her...

Just do it, staying is only going to hurt both of you more in the end.

>Did you get the girl?
Yes. As soon as I stopped being retarded like , I got a perfectly normal gf

Nice novel senpai

I was so fucking close.