People keep telling me butter is too calorie dense and high in saturated fats to eat straight...

People keep telling me butter is too calorie dense and high in saturated fats to eat straight, so what is a good alternative to my hourly spoonfuls of butter?

Is there anything out there as light and creamy as a perfectly churned butter? something that coats the palette and melts the instant it touches your lips?

if it fits your diet then who fucking cares what people are telling you

>not hourly spoonfuls of butter and shots of heavy whipping cream

not gonna make it

Butter is healthy as fuck.

Butter is fine. If you want to be a priss about it though, you can substitute butter using a 1:1 ratio mix of peanut butter and margarine.

>margarine

lmao

...

That's a damn waste, like chugging down a scotch.

>not hourly spoonfuls of butter covered in heavy whipping cream and chocolate sauce wrapped in bacon

>chocolate sauce
>sugar
>carbohydrates

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Butter is aids

Olive oil my man

fpbp

Get some nice bread with that butter nigga

Maybe some jam too

>Get some nice carbs with that butter nigga

>Maybe sprinkle some sugar on top of those carbs too

No thank you friend, I want to make it.

This is what ketards actually believe

coconut oil, you nigger child creature

>fuck my shit up brah

>falling for the calorie dense meme
How can something have more energy than something else of the same size?
C'mon, dude.

>palette

fuck you!

>what are trans fats

he's gonna make it

to stage 5 terminal liver cancer

dis bait tho