Be honest, when did you lose your virginity Veeky Forums?

Yeah, nigga, I hopped outta the womb, turned my ass around, and started plowing my momma. Told her to flip over and started whipping her ass with my umbilical cord.

Lost my virginity day one. Been fucking bitches every day since.

im a fkin wizard

unlike this mans poor family, my family instilled in me a great sense of pride in my chasisty. i'm voluntaraily celebate till i meet my everything girl. i'm 29

>Voluntarily celebate
Oh you delusional man

When I was 18, I freaked out so much about losing it because this fucking place made me feel so insecure about it. Looking back, I wonder why I was ever worried.

you have your first erection in the womb

I guarantee you you would fuck a hot girl if she was totally willing to have sex with you. You might not want to admit it so you can continue coping with the fact that you're still a virgin at 29, but deep deep down I'm sure you know.

t. user from /pol/ who uses the word "degenerate"

Lost at 18 to my gf at the time. Was a fat manlet, still kinda am but losing weight. Honestly its all about putting yourself out there.

I lost it when I was 16, h-honest.

ive never visit pol! although my family has instilled into me to have great sense of pride in my culture and orgins they have also shown me that kicking the door shut on other races only leaves you with a lonely empty house. pols racism is disgusting.

0, I fucked my mum on the way out

you have to go back

I could've got laid on my 17th Birthday from friend-girl in Algebra..met her on 1st day of 6th grade, became friends instantly...but fuck that, I went to see the Phoenix Suns instead.
Fast forward to 20..done with 2nd semester of college..working as delivery driver...one night in early May, ironically wear some 'pheromone' cologne a friend gave to me to work and forget about it because I never wear that stuff anyway...halfway through shift at like, 7 or so..a fellow delivery girl chats me up and we exchange numbers before our deliveries...stoked as I make my deliveries..she's totally cute w/brown curly hair and greenish eyes, medium rack and tight bod..meet up after work, smoke, drink and fuck for 6 straight hours until the sun comes up. Was pretty fun and worth the wait.

15-16 I forget exactly

>'pheromone' cologne
w-what?

16
Pretty perfect age IMHO

Healthy and consistent sex life ever year since

>27 yo khv
2017 i-is gonna be my y-year r-right guys

look it up

I got tired of pretending to be straight and missing out on tail, so end of senior year I opened up Grindr and lost the vCard with this hot Latino couple.

I'm surprised a 10/10 threesome didn't ruin sex for the rest of my life

is 21 too late?

19. One week before my 20th birthday. Can forever claim that I lost my virginity as a teen.

19, it was kinda over hyped, just kinda warm and tight

At 16 to my gf who was also a virgin at 15. Teenage love is the best.

Also, that's a lot of shit in the OP OP.

15. i drove on my drivers permit 30 minutes to my girlfriends house while her parents were gone. her baby sister was in the room sleeping, which was awkward. scared shitless her parents were going to come home and catch us, her dad wasn't fond of me

19
23 now and have sex like 8 times with 5 different girls so i still really suck at it.

Wish i could get some practice

18, age 22 now, glad to see so many Veeky Forumsguys lost it as late or later than me. Always been sorta insecure that I didn't get any action in high school

Like less than a week before I turned 18. Talked to a chubby girl on MSN one evening, told her to come over the next day, and that's basically it.

20 to a 16 year old girl who looked 12.

not yet
im 18, turning 19 in two weeks
at college (u of i)

maybe because the girls i meet are through class but i have yet to fuck someone here, back home (turkey) shit is much more strict so that didnt happen either

And to you good sir! *tips*

Guys i can't decide this chick's next move. I've been seeing her recently and I want her badly

>meet in class, work together become acquainted
>hangout with her thursday, blaze and talk
>thanks me and tells me she had a lot of fun :)
>ask her to hangout last night. She flakes at last minute
>ignore it and move on to other shit
>text her today
>we talk, she comes over and does homework with me for three hours
>leaves to go drinking with friends
>texts me until about an hour ago

The hangout are good but a little boring. Like there is some weird tension between us that isn't getting broken down. I can't decide if she still wants it or I'm going to get friendzoned hard.

No.

>Lost v-card at 21
>Got a 7/10 gf at 22, dated for 2 years, great sex life
>25 now
>No noticeable difference between my dating life now and that of my peers
>Any time the the "when did you lose it?" conversation has ever come up with people who haven't known me since high school, they act genuinely surprised. Twice as true with women I sleep with if it comes up.
>Only getting fitter/mature-looking and progressed in my career with time. Keeps getting better and better.

/uglyduckling/ life is real. Keep keeping on user. Just be ready to have a laugh about the awkward "lost the v-card" story, and you'll have a blast.

Lil Wayne has a similar story, but his was like 12 or something. He also says in the same interview how they found a brick of coke at a dealer's house and snorted some when they were like 11.

>ywn grow up in a comfy New Orleans ghetto
>ywn have a gang of boys with you doing things most people dont do until college
>ywn lose your virginity to a local hoodrat qt
>ywn get taken under the wing of an older rapper and become his protege
>ywn make it out of the ghetto with your boys becoming rap superstars

If you haven't made a move already then you've already failed.

He also had afro american levels of test

>he doesnt know that most those guys were lying cause they too were embarrassed just like you

15 years old. Looking back I was way too young and probably shouldn't have. It was overhyped desu. I've had my share of it and it's nothing crazy. Maybe I just haven't fucked the right girl

Also she looked like this girl but with red hair. She's 29 now. She lost her cuteness because she grew her curly hair long and then got fat.

When I was still a fetus. Actually before I was even born. Actually before my parents were even born.

About 3 months ago, to a girl i was friendzoned by for more than a year prior.

niggers becoming rich and succesful make me mad

I haven't yet and I'm 19

lost it at 22 to this chick I met on tinder. she had big tits in her profile but was overboard chubby. fucked her in my garage while my parents were sleeping.

advice to old virgins, just fuck a fat chick and get it over with. It's just like any job. Do it for the experience, pretend you are gonna pass a hot chick a resume that says "I have had sex with X girls before therefore I am qualified to fuck you."

I have boner problems. Its pretty much a requirement to recieve head before we start, which sucks because some girls are unwilling and i have to pack it in and end the night at that point.

me too. but honestly being 19 and a virgin isnt uncommon. Many people lose it in their 20s so we're good

Never, because then I will lose all my wizardry progress.

It's really no big deal how old you are. Just make sure you experience some teen pussy at least once in your life though. Doesn't matter if you aren't a teen when it happens..

20, but its been so long since the last time I may as well be a fucking virgin again.

Being raped as a child is probably why he beats women now

I lost it when I was 16 to my gf on her birthday on her bathroom floor with her friends outside

Lost it last year at age 21. I wasn't that bad at it apparently because I fucked her for a month before dumping her and then she harassed me for 5 months to get back with me. If I had to change anything to my first time i wouldn't have stayed in missionary position for so long but it's not like we didn't switch positions either so it's ok I think

New gf is much better at sex, younger and tighter than the one I lost my virginity to do everything is fine

Calling a frog meme sharing, Mongolian basket sewing board racist. How new are you?

>21 with second gf
>the relationship starts off on the wrong foot
>only meet in the city, no chance of privacy
>after a month, meet at her place
>she was teasing me that I was so slow in this that I wouldnt want to fuck her anyway
>get pissed as fuck
>she apologizes, says we should try it
>go buy condom
>back to her place
>put on condom
>tight as fuck, cant feel a thing
>she sits on my dick, she's also tight as fuck but I cant feel it because the circulation is long lost
>thisshitisbad.png
>dick starts hurting real bad
>take it out, see that it has become purple
>rip off the condom
>slowly it gains its color back
>she says sorry
>feel like i was raped by a condom
>mfw

17, am 19 now. Fucked a lot but it's all been with the same girl, some tight Asian qt3.14. Sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out other days I feel like I can live without. But that might just be because it's in abundance.

>ITT make up imaginary scenarios for why you are a virgin

wish i was brah, ive been together with this girl for 3 years now

20 year-old virgin. Had the chance to lose it at 19 but didn't really feel like driving across town.

Lost it to a friend of mine at 18 and a half. Almost lost it like a week or two earlier but I couldn't get it up for the girl of my dreams. Didn't like it with her, fucked her for about 2 weeks didn't enjoy it. Got with the girl of my dreams, actually enjoyed it, dated for a while, and I haven't enjoyed anything sexual with anyone ever again after her.

lost mine a month ago, a month before my 22nd bday

i was like 12.

It was in my early '20s. Not really know when, but Im thinking it was when i was 22, bur it could very well be 21 or 23

Depending on how you define virginity I was 10, or 19.

23 kv now. I'm hopeless.

24 to be honest, to a girl i loved though.

15.

>Teenage love is the best.
I had five different, shallow, teen relationships which never went anywhere because I was too socially retarded. Three of them even tried to move things towards sex and I was so worried I'd screw it up and everyone would remember me for it. I screwed it up by never doing it, now no one remembers me anyway.

It hurts like hell knowing I can never go back and experience teen sex. I will never have memories of sex with a teenage girl... as a teenage boy.

I lost my virginity at 19, she was slightly older. I didn't love her, she didn't love me, but we were both virgins and basically said "we may as well". It was fun at the time, of course, but depressing to think back on.

My life could have been so different if I even had just a shred of charisma.

ticked that one off the list, thank god

>a guy who dedicates himself to his education and then his career doesn't meet women

Holy shit woah no way dude.

Sorry bro, if it's any consolation teenage love is just drama and heartbreak for most kids. I got lucky and was with her for like three years before my family had to move away and we had to split which seemed like the end of the world at the time. It was amazing while it lasted but we were probably some of the lucky few.

18; lost it to my ex of six months(at the time). She was christian af and wanted to wait till marriage but caved in eventually.

>leaves out the vast majority of deliveries he would likely be involved in where the father is present
>implying a doctor wouldn't easily find a woman to start a family with if he actually wanted to

Why do you aspie fucks focus on these stupid situations where the dad is a deadbeat when they are much rarer than this makes out? Sure some women make stupid decisions and get pregnant to guys who are degenerates and abandon them, but most women find a guy they want to start a family with then start a fucking family.

If you want strong families with both parents present to be the norm faggots like you shouldn't be sitting around complaining that women are all stupid degenerate roasties and should be out there finding one from the millions of decent women to settle down with.

But we both know the real reason you won't right? It's cause you're either too socially inept, just too plain ugly or a combination of both to actually convince a woman to sleep with you. Just be honest about the reasons behind the bitterness ffs.

>ugly
the whole point of these comics is looks matter you sperg of course I know I'm ugly
I can just hope that with £20k's worth of plastic surgery I'll be able to occasionally get a civilian bang

Ok, as long as you know. I'll leave you to posting autistically on the Internet then.

Alright, feel free to laugh/be disgusted.

>be 7-8
>have faint idea about sex because of movies
>cousin 10-11? visits with grandma
>go upstairs in the middle of the night
>makeout
>put my pee pee in her no-no zone
>first time I had sex was anal because I didn't know a pussy was a hole
>we did this for a few months more before occasionally stopping
She has a husband and 2 kids now.

>be now, 25
>everyone thinks I'm a "playah" but honestly my only experience was with my cousin
>have sex with a student of mine (she has a bf, and her bf's mom is the one paying for her tuition)
>Dump her a few weeks later when she started hinting that she'll leave her bf for me
>Haven't had sex since then.
That was 2 years ago

It doesn't matter how old you were when you lost your virginity. What matters is that you lost your virginity to a virgin.

>the whole point of these comics is looks matter you sperg of course I know I'm ugly
I suspect the real reason for these comics is just to imply women are all stupid degenerate whores who make shitty life choices and that any dude with average or above looks is a morally corrupt chad who just impregnates them before moving on. Whereas supreme gentlemen like yourself who are actually more worthy of the maidens affection are unfairly ignored of course.

>being so influenced by Internet comic's you need to drop 20k on plastic surgery

Wew lad.

>I suspect the real reason for these comics is just to imply women are all stupid degenerate whores who make shitty life choices and that any dude with average or above looks is a morally corrupt chad who just impregnates them before moving on.
It isn't, the point of the comics is that looks matter. The creator is a poster on lookism and sluthate.

19 and still a virgin. Not an absolute autist, I'm just really fucking ugly and short so even though I have many male and female friends, no girl has ever desired me romantically. And I'm not settling for a girl as ugly as me so am probably staying a virgin for eternity.

11 in a harem of neighbour girls, 2 families of 2 and 4 sisters. Only fucked 1 but saw and felt up lots of poon

>i'm 16 and about to lose virginity
>can't get erection while getting head
>becouse i thought i have small dick
>at age of 18 lost virginity to a hooker
>she said i have big dick

>be me
>14 years old constantly on yahoo chatrooms
>always asking asl tits on webcam pls
>finally meet girl 1.5 hours away
>girl is dtf.jpg
>comes over and smash in backseat of her car
>continue this pattern for 4 months
>get tired of her, pretend to get angry over petty shit
>never speak to her again

>mfw

Woah there Charles Dickens

16, took the virginity of a crush who rejected me until I avoided her for a year and started lifting, she invited me over and practically jumped on me. Then went on to fuck her a few more times and then take the virginity of my best friends younger sister, who's 16.

Think I've got a pretty normal sex life, I'm 18 now.

>"when did you lose it?" conversation has ever come up

This happens?

wacht less porn

explain?

17

Fuck teen girls.

y though and do you mean 18-19?

19. Kinda pissed me off because it was like one week after turning 19 and I feel like losing it at 18 is much more respectable

At least I wasn't 20.