Tfw no matter how much I lift my name will always be Bobua

>tfw no matter how much I lift my name will always be Bobua
why did my parents hate me

Just change your name user

God damn it Bobua, just do what he said.

>Dad: i want to name him Joshua
>Mom: no lets name his Bob
>Dad: i have an idea...

Consider yourself lucky
My cunt of a mother called me Mcjonald
MCJONALD

Post proof. This is hilarious.

That's pretty bad-ass. Don't feel bad about having such a cool name. Being unique helps to create a very lasting impression on people.

What is the consesus on "Jeremy" asking for a friend.

...

>mfw my name is victor
>mfw actually winning

Shit, that sucks Bobua. What are your stats Bobua? Maybe a 6'5 250 lb wouldn't suck that much, Bobua.

Just introduce yourself as Bob or change your name legally to something else idiot.

>not getting your name changed to max power
what are you some kind of cuck

How do you know my name?!

How is Bobua pronounced?

BAH BUA

>tfw relatively common name just spelled slightly differently so people always spell it wrong
feels annoying as fuck, especially when they have known me for years or I've told them more than once that they are spelling it wrong.

Please fucking tell me your surname is mcdonald

Shorten it to Bo. Whats the problem?

just tell people to call you Bob instead
that's a common name

Just go by Bob you fuck. Let your full name be a funny surprise.

Become a rapper go by the name MC jonald
Problem solved

Collected any big bounties recently, Bobua? Watch out for those pesky jedies.

>On the mic tonight is Mix Master McJonaaaaaalllllldddddddd!!!

Change your name to Robert

Change your name to John/Jon

You were destined to become a bounty hunter

"Prince Ali mighty is he, Ali-a-bobua. Stronger than ten regular men, definitely!"

You have been blessed by the Arabian Djinn of Fitness. Your strength will increase tenfold but only if you post 'ARABIAN MIGHTS' in this thread.

ARABIAN MIGHTS