Veeky Forumsness cringe thread

you've obviously never spent an appreciable amount of time in /tv/

thats a goodmorning if ive ever seen one

>low bar squat
kek

classic LOLZ

too deep for low bar

Long shot here but does anyone have the video of this serious fucking douchebag boxer who beats the shit out of beginners at his gym while sparring, then claims he's "the champ" and shit?

The same guy called another black boxer a nigger and got the living shit beat out of him for it. Just need his name because he's parody levels of cringe/funny.

>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight LMAO

That would be Charlie zelenoff you are thinking of. Theres some funny vids on youtube worth watching.

just Veeky Forums being Veeky Forums. Nothing wrong with the pic, I bet only a handful here can do that weight, let alone with such a clean form.

Thanks brah, knew he had a weird last name.

Can't believe no one's said it yet

Is this pasta?

>mfw OHP in the squat rack

mfw there is only one squat rack and no ohp rack

this guy

reeeee don't bully stronglifts a good

>Lifting in basketball shorts

it's "fitness cringe" not "post pictures of some corpulent bitch".

>he can't clean what he presses.

Dont bully clarence .

He's referring to his basketball shorts you insipid dolt

>>Doesnt even fucking shower
>>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Oh shit, is this a thing people actually pay attention to?

I live like 5 steps away from my gym so I always just leave without showering, since I do it at home. And I wear like the same 2 gym outfits in rotation because muh washing machine.

Does everyone at the gym think I'm grimey?

>funny
better watch your fucking mouth asshole hes the champ.

he'll fuck you up and you know it

haven't been of Veeky Forums a couple of years.... glad to see this meme alive and well

>Charlie zelenoff

Just looked him up. Is he full retarded? He claims he has 160-0 but he counts going into random gyms asking people to spar then goes full retard strength and counts it as a win after the guy is like wtf?

I don't think i have seen an actual boxing match with him?

Seconded, have the same gym wear that i just wash everyday......
Aside from underwear and socks which are new.

Can't speak for everyone but I haven't heard anyone mention it; I don't care.

He fought Deontay Wilder, aka a current heavyweight "champ," but nonetheless has a belt. Wilder shut him up real fast.

are you both that much autistic not to notice that he's trolling you with that shitty greentext?

I just watched a few more videos. ya he has some kind of mental illness. It's best most people ignore him.

>Goto play some basketball
>Shoot for teams
>I'm on the same team as that guy who wears lifting shorts to the gymnasium.
>play one game and leave so I'm not seen with him

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Just described me. Can't wait until I can buy a home gym.

It's like going from fucking your cousin to fucking your supermodel cousin.

buying a home gym was the best investment I ever made

She should wear a bag

I don't get it

I think its supposed to be one of those things where they are describing what a lot of people on Veeky Forums do

holy shit im watching the cloud documentary on him and it's fucking hilarious I can't stop keking

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Link me

cant stand this cunt

what's autistic about thrall? he's a nice guy, he trains hard, he's strong and his video editing is on point.

>TREEEINNGNNGGNNN UNTEHMMMENNNDDEDDDD

Otherwise his videos are great.

But that's the best part

literally my routine

"too deep"
in your mom! ;)

Jesus Christ

He squats 4 plates at 240 lbs after 10 (ten) years of training

fucking 10? has he been maintaining since year 3?

Thought that was me for a second but then I noticed you said long pants. I wear shorts with my hoodie

He never reaches lockout. Ever.

Nice meme dingus.

That's literally the joke. It's perfect form

with that gut? he would have to push the bar under it somehow

Is it just me, or are his legs supper stubby

he's got a pretty decent strict press if his z pressing numbers are to believed
I think he's alright at deadlifting too, he's a strongman why do people shit on him for having a mediocre bench/squat?

Im 100% sure you are a fat neckbeard that smells like basement mold. Post your cbt motherfucker

he squats at least 520, he said so in an ama

I think its the giant shirt and he's also just absurdly wide

>people falling for the old copypasta

One plate? Jesus christ what kind of bitch weight is that?

Smdh, hope he doesn't have a youtube channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=QKtsZIUEBXs

Other than blitzing the dude for the first ten seconds, manlet didn't have shit.

At 5'2 he's also a micromanlet which makes his achievement even more impressive

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I like Alan because unlike most youtubers, he is a genuinely nice guy and actually loves fitness as a hobby.

What's cringey about him and I think the reason he gets blasted is because of that fucking huge neckbeard

nah she's cute, a weird cute, but cute nonetheless

That's not 10 things.

The only thing she never wore was braces.

That's the joke, there's nothing to be seen here.

You got classical trolled.

I just started going to the gym and was legitimately scared this was about me.

>that guy who covers up his penis in the communal gym sauna

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAAH OMG WOW

I SEE NOW WHAT YOU DID, ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW WHAT SS OR SL IS AND WOAHHH HOLD ON NEED TO HOLD MY GIGGLES

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH

OKAY MR FUNNY!! :)))) I SEE YOUR CLEVER AND ORIGINAL POINTE IS THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE ACTUALLY DO SS AND SL U ACTING LIKE ITS STRANGE AND U DONT KNOW IT BOAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHA

srsly u should get into comedy with those fresh and snappy ideas!

he has autism or some kind of mental illness

a true Veeky Forumsizen

I really enjoy reading comments from people that have no idea what they are talking about. People think they know more than the experts that have studied AND used the bars. The bars are actually much safer and better on the body and joints than ridged steel bars. So go ahead and make fun of the bars and people using them because they are getting stronger and more powerful than you. So when James Harrison knocks the fool out of someone or C.J. Spiller runs over a big ole linebacker they will be the ones laughing. Go here if you really care about lifting to learn more tsunamibarbell.com/home/science-behind-the-product

are you for real

I like your pasta user

corgo

> falling for this age-old pasta

>clamps

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

youtube.com/watch?v=PE5LFUknr8Q

It's like a shakeweight for the whole body XDDDDDDD

Veeky Forums truly is the dumbest board

Or /x/

Holy shit I didn't notice
God, he's hopeless

Or Veeky Forums

>pic related

GUYS GUYS!!!
I JUST NOTICED!!!
Look in the background.
Giant fishing lure used for hanging elastic bands.
What a fucking moron lol.

floppy boy

desu its one of the few boards that you can sit and watch get progressively worse overtime.

Apart from his neckbeard this guy is great. Maybe you're just a faggot.