Ok fit I want to see what sort of people are on here let's hear the hand you where dealt in life and give advice on how...

>tfw see qt3.14 grill at mcdonalds
>About to game to her
>Last second I see she's pregnant and awkwardly turn the other way and walk away

Fuck brehs

>6"2
>naturally gifted athlete
>ugly duckling syndrome so good looking now
>all parents, grandparents have a good head of hair.
>very good at manly pursuits
>can defend myself physically very aptly
>thick 9-10 inch dick that still looks big flaccid

Negs

>fucking aspergers
>ugly in school
>zero confidence with ladies

All my positives were wiped out by my aspergers. It wasn't all bad though as being naturally gifted athlete and sportsman I was still able to hang with the cool kids. I just stayed quiet or cracked jokes to hide my aspergers. Never told anybody about my diagnosis.

The Internet is a life saver for me when meeting girls. Without it I'd be a Virgin. I can talk and hide my aspergers freely online. When we meet I feel a lot more comfortable around them and they have usually seen my cock by then so they want me anyway.

Goods:
>1m 90cms
>Broad shouldered
>19cms cock
>136 IQ
>Above average face

Bad:
>Can't grow a beard
>Wristlet
>Wide Hips
>Schizo
>Sobriety problems

Goods
>great hair
>square face
>big forearms
>broad shoulders and barrel chest
>outgoing
>good at sales
>good at listening, analysing, and determining
>Slavic masterace (last name literally means "man who pulls large objects")
>child rearing

Bads
>5'6"
>Slav tier red facial stubble
>crooked/yellow teeth
>big nipples
>curved benis
>one leg is about 1" shorter than the other due to childhood injury so constant offset gait and minor scoliosis
>borderline manic depressive
>unwillingly emotionally void 25% of the time

is 6'2 the average height in 2017? why is everyone here so fucking tall

7 in dick
I'm a 5'7" manlet

pros:
>good face
>decent beard
>solid frame

cons:
>6x5.5 dick
>5'11
>bald
>cross-eyed
>hairy as fuck
>mustache is thinner than the beard (but it's getting better, slowly)
>skinny with love handles
>no binocular vision (I see two pictures and the left is a lot weaker than the right)
>depressed
>no motivation whatsoever
>white as a sheet
>skin problems
>I hate myself so I have no confidence

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen many manlets in my college, so maybe they're hiding now

>never diagnosed with aspergers
>too socially retarded to have a facebook account or go on dating apps

I'm 6'2 too
But I wouldnt have replied saying that if I wasnt

It's "confirmation bias"

This is fit, its actually below average to be 6 for 2 with an 8 inch dick

My dick is only 6 inches at best but I am definitely at least 6 foot 2

Yeah I was 26 when Facebook became a thing and had my first smart phone at 28

Goods:
>Happy all the time
>Next level will power
>7 inch with 5.5 girth
>pretty brave

Bad:
>always alone
>bad eyesight
>5'9.5
>controlling
>average face
>below average frame

look all I'm saying is that ive been of Veeky Forums since when tiny trip/zyzz used to post, which is like 6 (?) years ago, it seems like all the people in the world over 6 foot with 8+ inch dicks hang around here.

Pros
>6'2"
>Great beard
>Great cheekbones
>Great jawline
>Turkish
>Tanned skin
>Good frame
>Bicc Dicc
>Good face
>Convincing/motivating/manipulating
>Last name put with my first name literally means [The One and Only Ruler/Lord/Controller]
>Good eyebrows (for the most part...)
>Good eyes
>High test.

Cons
>Flinch like a bitch due to abusive childhood
>Nervous if I'm not in a group
>Nose only looks good in mirrors, bad in photos
>Monobrow (I pluck anyway)
>Impulsive
>Poverty-mode since I've been alive
>Weak immune-system
>Academically retarded
>Physically retarded (motor-skills wise, can't throw for shit)
>Attention span is incredibly short, I can't get into anything, even shit I like
>Probably have no future due to short attention span
>Turkish born in another man's country so I'm blamed for shit I didn't control and too poor to move back
>Very emotional and too passionate at times that can rub off as autism, but if we add it to a pro it is good for speeches and public speaking

another con
>always depressed, only happy when I'm smoking weed but I'm too poor to afford that habit

Good:
>facial aesthetic
>great hair
>funny/witty enough to make grilles laugh
>white
>nice eyes
>nice teeth
>deep voice

Bad:
>could be more tan
>a little over 5'8", can get to 5'10" depending on the shoes though
>Average length cock, less than average girth
>like food so got a beer gut (can hide though)
>wish I had more facial hair

Could be better could be worse, I can still pull grills off tinder so I don't complain that much

Good:
>broad shoulders
>great jawline
>gorgeous eyes

Bad:
>bizarrely low sex drive for the past few months
>socially autistic
>weird hair
>dad bod
>abnormally wide hips for a man
>handlet

Freak edition:
>no "chest" hair, just a bunch of long hairs growing from my areolas

another con
>have really bad anger issues
almost killed a few people

itt: people who don't know how good they have it.

try being a crippled 5'7 Mexican Manlet

Good:
1.86 cm
20 cm dick erect
Wide back and shoulders
Cyclist legs
Always get compliments from ladies who say that I dress very beautiful
Intelligent

Cons:
23 old virgin
Never had a girlfriend in my life
Autistic
Socially awkward
Asthmatic

But I started lifting for 4 months and gain 2 kilos in weight witch is good.i think in goona visit a phycologist for my autistic nature.i don't know how to speak with girls.

Good:
>High intelligence
>Well proportioned body
>Blue eyes
>Good hair
>Solid face - cheekbones, jaw, eyebrows, nose, etc

Bad
>Bad eyesight
>Pretty bad skin (getting better)
>5'10 king of manlets
>Patchy AF beard (slowly improving)
>Average dick
>Low motivation

Overall I'm very happy with the cards I've been dealt. Most of the weaknesses I have or had I've been able to improve on and/or get rid off completely. I was slightly autistic and very shy when I was younger, but working on it and studying psychology has transformed me into a manipulative mastermind.

Goods:
>6'3
>Handsome
>Above average intelligence
>Situational great social ability
>Positive outlook
>Exceptional under pressure
Bad:
>Yellowish crooked teethe but not terrible
>balding, I shave my head bald
>Social anxiety
>Lazy
>Fat
>Average benis
>shit beard genetics

>fat
>balding
>yellow teeth

>>handsome

Fuck you, mummy said I was handsome and she sees me more than anyone

Good:
>eyes
>brain gains
>slightly above average dick
>fairly interesting person once people get to know me
>naturally straight teeth

Bad:
>5'7
>DYEL
>Terrible with women
>yellow teeth
>shitty beard
>shitty face
>lazy
>handlet
>footlet (i have to buy kids or womens shoes)
>skinnyfat
>no income
>unkempt hair
>liftlet

We-we're all gonna make it, right?

Pros:
Nice bone structure, eyes, etc
6foot1
Confident
Intelligent
Hard working
Good hair/facial hair
Clear skin
No mental disorders
Good career
Get told I smell nice
Good build

Cons:
Voice is deep, but I think I sound autistic
15 inch cock
Thin cock
Poor sexual stamina

Honestly the dick stuff more or less wipes out everything else for me.

Meant to say cm obviously

Good:
>188cm tall
>good face
>green eyes
>good jawline
>decent beard growth
>at least decent at almost anything
>never really sick (last time was about 2 years ago)
>practially no diseases of any kind
>just above average dick
>easily make friends

Bad:
>receding hairline (considering transplant, have plenty of hair on my sides and back)
>and therefore no confidence
>stretch marks around my anus and balls
>hair on my biceps (more on the side)
>kind of a loner

>easily make friends
how user
how

I grew up in a ghetto and I always lose em all over some stupid bullshit like not taking a ball of theirs home which contains questionable contents(which they have spat on) etc

The goods
>6'3
>athletic
>good looking (6 at worst, 7,5 at best)
>7x6 dick
>white
>intelligent enough for a good degree

The bad
>chronical illness
>severe pain
>life is uncertain, but doc says I should be fine atleast the next five years or so, maybe alot longer
>shitty childhood
>for a smart guy, I do alot of stupid shit

good:
> 185cm
>face
>eyes
>nose
>mouth
>thicc ass

bad:
>big ribcage
>6inchdonger
>wristlet
>smallfingers

I'm 5'9 but I'm not from here I'm just visiting.

Good
>6'0"
>not balding
Bad
>Filipino
>beardlet
>jawlet
>chinlet
>autistic
>5in cock

Goods:

>nice eyebrows
>6 inch cock (well, that's average)
>Speak 3 languages, working on learning more
>Can sing really well (no homo, got asked to sing today when I was invited to lunch by some albanians)
>Nice glutes
>good insertions
>know a lot about old school internet/current internet culture
>know a bit of Veeky Forums shit and and always willing to learn a bit more about anything cool
>always willing to travel around and explore and do esoteric shit

Bad:

>manlet at 5 foot 8
>shitty curly brown hair and green eyes that are so dark they look brown
>Joint hypermobility so my joints fuck off to different dimensions
>skin is too dark imo
>insanely insecure
>adhd
>got skinny wrists
>got literally mutated tongue (can control each individual side and make it wide and flat or thin and pointy and control the tip like a pincer) makes me look weird af famiglia
>never been formally diagnosed with autism but have plenty of literally autistic friends who all agree I'm most likely autistic
>oh also broad hips (my archeologist friend look at my x-rays and said she woulda thought I was a woman, pic related)

Please help me

We're more likely to post our stats if we're happy with them, most people on this planet won't admit to having a below average dick, or even one that is exactly average. Same goes for height, although that is mainly online where you cant see that already.

Bizarrely low sex drive and dad bod are likely related. Having high body fat promotes a lower ratio of testosterone to estrogen production, and reduces intensity of bloodflow.

>Flip
>6 ft.

pick one

3.5" cock

kill me

>Happy all the time

Now that is something i want in my Good category.

>Good :
Great hair
Broad shoulders
Razor sharp jawline,strong chin
White
Blue eyes with green spots
Overall,a good face
7.5x5.5 cock
Asian calves
Smart alright
ENTJ
>Bad :
5'10"
Wristlet
Sort of a big head
Shittiest biceps insertions
Minor pectus excavatum
Butchered dick bc hypospadias surgery

>tfw 3 inch here

you archeologist friend?

radiographer here, your pelvis looks perfectly normal and masculine.

females have larger sciatic notch and wider ileums. easily distinguishable

also , your junk wasn't covered so you got a good dose of radiation

f-fuark can you see my cawk through that?

is it radioactive?

IDK senpai she just said I had really feminine hips but a normal man's skull so idk what to think

GOOD
>6ft tall
>small waist
>6.8 inch dick
> decently attractive face
>Beautiful loyal non slutty GF

BAD
>skinny dick
>small wrists (smaller than a girls)
>monotone voice (come across as uninterested)
>shit career but working on improving

Any advice on learning languages? The hardest part for me is listening and comprehending what is being said. Im a lot better at reading and understanding.

Good:

Bad:
>6'1
>broad shoulder but broad hipped
>tiny dick
>skinnyfat
>just slightly above average but way more arrogant than I'm smart
>shitty jawline
>shitty loose skin
>shitty loose joints
>shitty small muscles
>shitty hairy body
>shitty eyesight
>wristlet
>shitty beard
>balding
>autistic
>mean
>no sense of fashion
>breathing problems

I learned English as a kid by spending my life watching cartoons and playing MMOs. As for other languages, I've recently been learning a bit of Japanese and general words of advice:

Study a bit every single day. Revise the basics of what you know, at least and try to make some progress. It's a consistent thing, like lifting and it takes time.

if you've never learned a language before, I suggest learning something relatively easy that is similar to your best known language, so you get used to the process of learning languages. I also suggest learning some history of the country/language because trust me, it helps

Start by leaning a bit of vocabulary and practicing pronounciation. memrise is useful for this. for Japanese and other languages with different writting systems, I suggest both writing the symbols down, vocalizing them and then using mnemonic devices to help you remember them and then stringing them together in sentences and reading these out, as well as other sentences others have written

try to learn verbs such as like, dislike, have, go, think, do and want. These are vital. Learn prepositions and pronouns, too. Conectives are very important. Once you learn the basic sinew and skeleton of the language, you can begin adding the muscle and eventually the skin. work from the basics up so you try to understand all the simpler parts. From there, use that knowledge to begin constructing simple sentences and then elaborate (some language have different conjugations for verbs, different genders, honorifics and a bunch of other complex shit. Idioms are a bitch)

good luck user

good:
>186 cm (fuck imperial, that shit's useless)
>lots of hair on my scalp
>blue-grey ish eyes
>good insertions
>get told regularly i'm funny
>get told i have interesting hobbies & views
>decently Veeky Forums
>slightly above average intelligence
>deep voice (although i think it's a shitty nasal monotone voice people often tell me i have a relaxing pleasant voice)
>nice teeth (thx braces)
>willing to learn / adapt
>pretty much no one dislikes me because i adapt to different social situations quite well
>no serious allergies etc.
>live in the netherlands, so decently wealthy
>great cook
>very social in casual settings
>ambitious

bad:
>terrible facial hair, always clean shaven as a result
>color blind
>dysthyme disorder (periodic mild depression basically)
>inferiority complex
>terrible at flirting/showing interest
>slightly below average jaw definition IMO
>relaxed face looks slightly sad
>slight wristlet
>unruly hair
>likely to develop osteoperosis at old age (lifting and diet helps though)
>fordyces spot on my average sized dick
>always develop an interest, go ham on it for 6 months then drop it, above average at lots of things but good at hardly anything as a result
>bad posture

feels really weird writing it all down, and there's probably tons of good and bad things i missed

ah, and I forgot a vital thing: Listening and comprehending comes with practice. Make a friend at a language interchange program and help each other out. Also, true mastery comes with real lfie practice.

Veeky Forums is where all the 6'2 7 inch dick men of the world gather ...
then you look at Veeky Forums meetup pictures and cbt threads looooooool

Thanks bro! Ill put this into practice. Ive made some progress. I think the key thing you mentioned is real life practice. I find it a bit intimidating to talk in a new language but im gonna have to try at some point.

>we all 6'0ft +
>we all 7 inch + cocks
>we all have great hair and eyes

What can I say, we are aesthetic as fuck

woops

Get you of here you smelly Turkish fuck.

im 9.8/10
just got bad eyesight and some weird shit on my cheek but it healed somewhat so after it heals completely and i prk my eyes ill be perfect
also need to work on my body a bit but who cares about it its all about the face

No worries my man. What language you tryna learn?

Goods:
>6'0"
>Big Forearms
>Broad Shoulders
>Naturally Hairless Chest
>Above Average Test

Bad:
>5" Dicklet
>No Jaw
>Tenor Voice
>Mental problems

yes the penis is visible.

xray damages the tissue for the exposure length, there is no "residual radiation", that only applies to injected isotopes.

distinguishing skulls is not that easy, generally men have wider jaws and prominent mandibular angles. females can have wider jaws as well.

is me penis permanently damaged forever? am I fucked? Should I sue? fuaaark please tell me my cock is ok.

dude chill, the xray damage is stochastic , you can be exposed like 100 times and it might not result in nothing.

you would need a long and unpaused exposure to be damaged. thats not even possible in regular xray imaging.

>stochastic

fuck, thanks. I looked that up.

Weird that they didn't do anything about protecting my dong though.

No you're not. Post your face. If you dont look on par with this than you are delusional.

Good:
>Broad shoulder
>Great Jawline
>7.5" cock
>law degree
>can grow boss beard
>great arms/legs

Bad:
>cannot get rid of gut fat
>bad eyes
>narrow nasal passage makes cardio a bitch/mouth breather
>glue white skin

>mandingo

Wow this thread has been an eye opener honestly, I'm sorry for the majority of your bads Veeky Forums

Good:
5ft 11
Broad shoulders
Naturally big all over, look like I go to the gym at base
Thick hair for life
Blue eyes
Above average looking
Youthful for life
5.5 length/5.5 girth penis
Intelligent
Great teeth
Natural strength/striking power
Good skin
Strong bones
No dangerous genes in family
Normal man voice

Bad:
Allergies to nuts, beans, fruit, dogs, cats and some others
Currently overweight but improving

Neutral:
Autistic
Alright beard but I look better shaven

Honestly thinking about it all my low self-confidence and fears have been a product of my doubts, depression and my autism.

Curious, what is your dick size? I've noticed that the "average" that online claims for people seems to be less. Also, porn heavily distorts penis size and most pornstars flat out lie about their size. So it's more than likely not a problem at all.

good
>6'4
>very broad shoulders
>high test
>great jaw etc
>good sense of humor
>very nice smile (other people say that)
>can be very charming
>7/10 face

bad
>0 will power
>0 motivation
>lazy beond belief
>kv at 21
>unable to express emotion
>unable to make a move on a woman
>dead look in my eyes
>balding
>6" dick
>antisocial
>put everything off till there's no time to do it anymore then just give up

my advice to everyone here is: be a convincing liar

>6" dick
>bad

Fuck outta here with that shit, that's fine.

Good:
>6''2
>great hair
>engineering student
>decent frame/jaw
>easy time getting along with people when I get to know them, people generally like me
>fundamentally postivie outlook on life

Bad:
>shitty beard genes
>generally bad skin genetics
>terrible at small talk, probably give off a pretty akward first impression
>bad sense of self-worth, feel like I have to compete/prove myself at times

Honestly not too bad, I need to work on my social skills some but considering the progress I've made since high school whatever I'm honestly pretty proud of my self.

Good:
>Am only 20 and have over 25k to my name
>Have above average face, at least a 6/10 on a bad day
>Epitome of fantastic beard genetics
>Fit and have the genes to be a potential physique model as long as I get enough mass
>7.5 inch dick, and 6 inch girth (Girls always fall in love with my dick)
>VERY good at sex and very physically dominant
>Great jawline, 10/10 eyebrows, and perfect smile
>Have a sick sportbike all the bitches mire

Bad:
>5 foot 9
>Social anxiety like a bitch which severely limits my number of sloots to fuck
>Big forehead and don't like my nose
>In community college for one more year so no prime HBB college sloots to fuck yet
>Also do not come from a rich family so I can't afford to wast my life away in college like some kids can

good
>cute
>charming
>smart

bad
>ftm
>hella anxiety
>prolly autism
>big hips small waist
>if i bulk up my arms to offset the waist my head will look tiny cause it's already kinda small
>poor

:(