This Chick asks you to do this at the Gym, What do?

Grab her by the pussy.

This

I'd stand no chance. She will just laugh at me with chad

this is my fantasy

>Rape trouble?
if so, you'd better make it double. cut I'm ready to blast off at the speed of light.

Reminder that if a grill can hip trust you for reps you are DYEL and should leave the board immediately

What is she doing in my homegym?

what a whore this dumbass shit can barely be called a exercise.

I don't want to get kicked out of the gym for sexual assault though.

if she's asking me to do that i wouldn't be called a deviant

she prob in better shape than most of the board

How do I achieve a gf like this?

i'm in love.

you have to squat at least 4plate

She has an instagram where all she does is legs.

>nerviously accept
>start pushing down while making eye contact
>dick starts bulging, can't help myself
>set goes on and she starts getting sweaty\
>"accidentally" lose my grip
>"accidentally" let my dick slip out and while falling, pull her shorts down
>my dong plunges inside her puddin' pop
>immediately cum and impregnant

finally i'd have a gf

link?

How fucking inappropriate would that be? She doesn't know me like that

girls like this already have GF sorry

>Wow I need a bigger guy than this

>he fell for the women don't like manlets meme

Lmao your fitness queen is fucking a manlet

DELETE THIS

I'm so close then

That's pretty hot
>tfw no gf to make gains with and then follow up that workout with sex afterwards
Slow moving heavy breathing hard long thrusts
Brehs

She has visible defined mass all around her upper arms and shoulders and traps
Enough for a girl that's is, proves she just doesn't hit legs and ass everyday

>142kg
I doubt that.

maybe they added both to make it seem more impressive

>she's as big as him
Or better, he's as small as she is. Still, that's fucked up

thats because shes the man of the relationship

she probably fucks him with a strap-on

he's smaller than her
shows you that lifting and height don't matter
personality comes first

>This Chick asks you to do this at the Gym
>This Chick asks you
>woman
>approaching me
>ever

>all people are the same, look at this one (1) case
I'm not saying personality isn't important, but generalising like that is dumb

Note: Not memes or shitposts allowed in this thread.

bra too small

are hip thrusts a bad idea if you had a slipped disc like a year ago but that shit healed up quick? a,m scare

>Still, that's fucked up

Funny way of saying "hot as fuck"

how are you even supposed to load that thing without another person helping? bands?

>44 posts and no instagram link

wow Veeky Forums really is gay

Thanks

I'd ejaculate in my underwear so I would try to find a way out. Or rape her and try to escape

If you don't pop a boner you'll be labeled a faggot.

Not being phased much at all by strange requests from random pretty women (being a bit strange myself) I do as she asks. When done I ask her, with a slightly raised eyebrow and a slight smile on my face, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

Fazed.

>androgynous James

The ONLY correct answer

>I come here to train, not talk or fuck around

not gonna lie, that was sexy af

Brehs I would pop an insane boner, especially if she started making those sex noises from exertion.

Try to do what she wanted me to do, but not get it quite right and leave her disappointed.

What happens if your hands slip and face plant right onto her boobs??

what's going on here...

/thread

>"I'm sorry but I'm not here to fuck around. There's the smith machine."

>Not fucking around
>Using smith machine

Pick one.

kek'd audibly

I'd have to ask her first if she has ever farted or pooped, I wouldn't touch a poop whore.

100% no way I wouldn't have a huge boner so I agree with
Fuck off cunt I'm losing my pump.

For her you moron

Since girls can easily hip thrust 200lbs if they have a decent (for a female) squat, he could sit across her abs. she's probably doing it this way for high rep accessory work & accomodating resistance.

As for people complaining , I think Arnie used to do calf raises with three guys on his back. One would get off as the set dropped. Any human-assisted stuff like this means you need trusted partners.

Also, jealous I don't have a girl like this I can do partners yoga/calesthenics with as a cooldown after lifting. That shit looks fun as fuckall

would probably bust a load on my face if she ever looked at me like that during

no thanks i need to train legs

>tfw no trap bf to do this with

>Do like four reps
>Violently cum in my pants
>Retardedly ask her if it was good for her, as well
>Curl up on the floor crying, sobbing and shaking in utter despair
>Get up, act like nothing happened, finish my sets, go home, have dinner, have a shower, go to bed
>Furiously masturbate as I've fallen in love

>note that if you pop a semi you'll be labeled a sexual deviant and lose your membership

I think that if you DON'T pop a semi in this scenario that's more indicative of being a sexual deviant

The moaning is pretty good

I'll comply. My dick isn't large enough for people to notice a semi.

SAUCE please lord above sauce

FUCKING KEK

I weigh and sort of look like I weigh almost 250 right now.
I'll actually be impressed if she does my weight for reps.
But she'll start struggling and moaning and I'll smell her and catch her glance.
Our eyes will lock and we'll get distressingly close to kissing as she struggles.
I'll instantly regret free balling in a pair of jogging pants as I notice that she's been starring wide eyed for a few moments
Cue getting kicked out of the gym for fucking her in the showers in.

It's not porn, what do you want sauce for?

muh test obviously

you're gay, sorry dude.

itt: things that will never happen

What are glute bridges.

>life's greatest meme.

And on that day those words were forever stained within his brain.

vid.me/ uy02

her moans are erotic af

>TRIPSSSS

Now if only they didn't have that other bitch speaking Spanish during the moans

I wish.
I've turned down gays that have offered me hundreds of bucks just for the priviledge of sucking my dick.
Hell, I'd be the house husband of a well off twink right now.

I can glute bridge 335 for 10 reps and you can do more weight with hip thrusts.

A girl should be able to hip thrust you or she's weak as fuck

hot

so jealous of this dike trainer

L O N D O N
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>replying to yourself

>leg extensions

dropped

Why would anyone ask this of a stranger, ever?

Where the fuck did all this spaghetti come from?

What the fuck is that trainer doing? Holding in the hernia with her fist?

report her to the front desk

Hit the lunk alarm

No one gives a shit about your lez crush. Stop posting.

blow my load instantly because i've been on nofap for 1 year, haven't spoken to a female in 2, and been edging every day for 3

This isn't real, right? Please tell me you're memeing?

Obviously.