Tfw the prostitute calls you handsome and asks if you have a girlfriend

Tfw the prostitute calls you handsome and asks if you have a girlfriend.

>prostitute
>calls you handsome

who would've guessed

>paying the compliment fee

Handsome
Why not sexy or hot?

maybe that would be too much of a stretch

of course she did you faggot. She wants to be sure that you will give her your money again later on

Not really, they only stay there for a week or two before going to a new place
There's no point in repeat customers

WOW! Did She also say that your dick is the biggest she's ever seen?

woah please tell me you asked for her number??

>get taken to a strip club for my 21st birthday
>stripper is genuinely surprised I don't have gf

Dont know who is dumber
Prostitute for thinking id buy her if I had a gf
Or op for not thinking the above

>do you have a girlfriend?
>i called you. A prostitute. What the fuck do you think?

>tfw prostitute couldn't believe you were a virgin
>tfw she said it's because im really handsome
I know it's because she wants me to get my money, but she was a damn good actress. I even believed her at the time

>"""""genuinely"""""

kek

Kek

>people with girlfriends don't get prostitutes

You sweet sweet anons, never grow up.

>20th birthday
>holiday in krakow
>go to stripclub
>thisislewd.webm
>get lapdance because fuckiiiiiit
>I'm fucking drunk as fuck
>she tells me I'm hot
>"well duh, I'm scandinavian"
>it was almost 40c/102f degrees
>I realize this the day after and get embarrassed as fuck

I can never go back

you know how I know you're underage?

Of course she calls you handsome, her job is to make you feel good emotionally, physically, sexually, etc.

And the fact she asks if you have a girlfriend is to ensure she can rely on you as a regular client in the future. Anyone with a girlfriend would have no need for a prostitute.

Smarten up, don't take everything at face value. If you let every little word go straight to your head you become vulnerable to manipulation. Nobody wants an impressionable man. Be your own person.

Well said

>Moskwa
>Go to a cheap brothel with Asian immigrants inside a one-room apartment in an old shabby commieblock
> a Kazashstan girl opens the door and invites me to the kitchen, asks if I want some coffe
> I sit by the table overlooking the hallway
>the door on its side opens up and from the bathroom walks in a beautiful Tadjik girl, she fans her hair
>oh boy oh boy lay my eye on her definitely would stay with her
>keep sitting and waiting
>apparently the room is occupied by the client
>they yell at him that his time has been long off
>a 2 meter long VDV with a beer bottle in each hand walks in, a beautiful nude Uzbek girl follows him
>ask if I want a beer
>no thank you
>on of the girls invites me to the room and asks who I want to stay with
>point at the girl I've set my sights on
>we walk into the room and she shuts the door
>asks me if I want to stay for an hour(25$) of have an express sex(15$)
>want express
>asks if I want a blowjob without a condom
>no
>she starts to undress
>glances at me and says if it's my first time
>yes
>for real?! Well, don't worry, you'll get use to it
>then she puts a condom on me and lubricates her pussy
>helps me to enter her
>I start very slowly
>when I'm fully inside look at her pretty Asian face, she looks back and then kisses me on the lips
>we kiss and then I feel I'm about to cum
>tell her I'm gonna cum she starts to moan loudly and I burst into her
>it all took about two minutes but felt damn good
>while she removes a condom filled with cum from my limp dick she asks me if I have a girlfriend
>nope
>I go to shover and then I dress and go to the door
>she sees me off
>want to kiss her in the cheek but she kisses my lips
>walk home
It was in December. I still jerking off recalling that visit. Want to go there again and have many kisses with her.

If I wanted to read a book I wouldn't be here.

NEED THAT ADDRESS

FBI here, monitoring this thread.

fsb pls go

>asks if I want a blowjob without a condom
>no

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