Hey man can I work in?

>Hey man can I work in?
>'No'

no homo

>hey dude could I work in with you?
>n-no
>sorry what was that? I asked if you mind that I work in with you
>no
>thanks
>mfw

Isn't it work out not work in?

>yo how many more sets you got?
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh like 8

>Hey man do you wanna workout together tomorrow
>No reply

Alpha as fuck desu. How do you even recover from being denied? You can't.

>hey man let's hit the showers

>"yo dude let's work out together"
>"at 7pm"

>Yo dawg let's pump some iron and kick some ass
>6am

There are an astounding number of people at my university gym who don't realize "working in" means they have to use the same, or at least similar, weight

>hey bro mind if I work in?
>procedes to remove 3 plates off each side of the bar
>hey bro mind helping me with these weights?

This, as the guy working in I'd rather wait a couple more minutes than break my back loading and unloading plates before and after every warmup set

>"hey bro can I work in?"
>hand him weights and scurry off

What is working in?

what did he mean by this

It's when you find your homosexual lust to be overwhelming to the point where you got to ask the other dude if he minds you working your dick into his ass during a set.

>not working out at night

>enter gym
>all power racks are occupied by huge Chads squatting 4pl8 and several groups of 4-5 Asians doing curls
>turn 360 degrees and walk out

I fucking hate college gyms. The only time this shithole isn't completely busy are on Friday/Saturday nights

>hey can i go between your sets
>[removes headphones] HUH?
>hey can i go between your sets
>i've got 10 left

>not working out before your day starts

>not working out when you finish your day so you can get maximum sleeping gainz

>working out at your least energetic so that you get the least out of your workout

I bet if when you there said he did for what she that was over.

>I bet if when you there said he did for what she that was over.

That hurt mentally to read

> that guy who spends two hours trying to teach a girl who looks like she has never been in a gym before every Olympic lift in the only designated diddly area.
Fuck off, how inconsiderate are you that you think nobody in this crowded gym wants to deadlift.

Working in is just asking someone if you can use the same quipment as them while they rest, it's really common and not rude to ask, just be perceptive of what weight they are using and you can set it back for them when you are done if you feel like it. It's really not uncommon and not very intrusive, dang I wanted the jokes to keep going but I actually feel like you guys need to learn this, apparently you're new. Goodnight.

>Being able to workout at a reasonable time
I'll take user's unemployed for 200

>not having a home gym so scenarios like this don't happen

lol poorfags

>Spoon-feeding the newfags
There's a reason nobody else told them

was gonna say the same thing, user.

>not employed by an educational institution whence most of your work can be done in flexible hours that leaves ample time for lifting whenver
t. theoretical physics grad student

oh neat, a federal funding leech

...

>guy who is like 6'5" asks if he can work in while I'm doing squats
>proceeds to load up lmao5plate
>does one rep, goes all the way up to the tips of his toes and racks the bar on the highest pin
>he chuckles to himself as he grabs his bag and leaves the gym

I haven't been back in like 3 weeks.

>hey man can I work in
>"actually just let me bang out this last set and it's all yours"
>was my first set

Your job is as theoretical as your gains you limp wristed college fag.

And yet I'm still getting paid.
It's an unfair world isn't it user? If only you studied harder in school.

Bout as unfair the bills pushing to cutoff federal spending to cesspools of education institutes. Oops there goes your job user.

>implying I live in Americuck

Makes sense why they'd have a made up job for you also
>Implying you even matter then

>this mad
Who hurt you?

that's why you say HEY IM GOING TO WORK IN WITH YOU, no questions or room to get btfo

>'No you're not'

The almonds, they weren't activated.

Fuck you

>haha le activated almonds meme xdd

>student
Yeah like he said, unemployed.

I work 5pm - 2am, I go to the gym before work 3x a week, usually 12 - 1 pm for an hour.

There's literally no excuse to not work out at the start of your day. Nothing like a huge bowl of oats and a solid workout before going to work and laughing at all your coworkers who still walk around lethargic and bleary-eyed 2 hours after shift start.

Damn user I can taste the salt all the way here in America. Untwist your panties or have Mohammed do it for you.

>Not capping your day off by lifting for 2 hours

>Spending literally any time not lifting

>not quitting your job and lifting 8 hours a day 5 days a week

>he uses anime reaction images to portray his emotions
>he doesn't even post best girl
>he's surprised when people want nothing to do with him

>Ralph
>anything but trash tier
Lmao I bet you're a submissive beta cuck.

Does nobody here lift for 2 hours at a time?

>hey man, how many sets do you have left?
>uuuhh, fifteen minutes
Fuck you if you do this

I sometimes do only because my gym is so fucking crowded and I have to wait. Otherwise it would be like 45 mins.

just noticed the sip in that picture

> QT gym receptionist finishes her shift and begins working out
> I'm in the middle of my bench set, she comes over and asks to work in
> mom's spagetti.flac
> uh-uh-uh sure
> she begins her set, asks me to spot
> can see clearly down her vest
> semi begins
> finish the set and I quickly make my excuse to run off to another piece of equipment
> Begin doing assisted dips because weak as fuck
> She comes over and says she wants to use this too with a giggle
> she must of seen my semi fucking shit
> I'M USING IT YOU CAN USE IT AFTER I'M DONE
> Officially sperged out
> She looks offended and walks off
> Leaving the gym
> Gym manager laughs at me

>work out in the morning
>feel gross, tired, and numb for the rest of the day

I work 7am to 10pm I have literally no life and no time to workout anymore I just read Veeky Forums for fun now

The opposite of working out
>mind if I work in ?
=
>mind if I give you my gains ?
Always say yes

I can almost taste the impotent jealousy.

>ayo man I don't want to be that guy, and I know I asked if you want to go to the gym today, but thats a lot of driving man

>first time attempting power cleans
>see some guy deadlifting 25s, what I'm supposed to start with I think
>hey bro can i work in? same weight heh
>sure
>after he's done deadlifting i attempt to power clean
>i have no idea what the fuck i'm doing and fuck it up completely, unable to rack it on my shoulders once
>slink away after he starts his set

that was your fault

>only one power rack in the gym
>its occupied by some fat dyel who's fucking deadlifting 50kg in it
fucking hell

pls user, I bet you go my gym

> Gym manager laughs at me
I would laugh at a dumbass that rejects pussy that's literally jumping on him.

This is literally me

>Hey man how many sets you got left?
>I'm gonna be a while.
>Mind if I work in?
>Don't adjust the bench, and be quick, I have timed rests.

>posting traps to a libyan chicken teeth trading forum

>buddy asks me if I wanna workout tomorrow
>at 7am
>accept begrudgingly
>wake up at 630
>receive text
>"hey man I'm not gonna make it today sorry"

We have to start somewhere, asshole.

This is why I gathered all my courage and said "no" last month. Now the guy probably hates me lol but I'm the gym daddy now

I actually love it when I need to wake up early for something then find out it's been cancelled so I can fall back asleep

Unless he made you wait until 9 or something before telling you, then fuck him

At least he's deadlifting mate

that did i no she was at by the for my own?

My gym is never fully packed in the morning so all equipment is pretty much available to me

Trading off using the equipment between your sets.

Is there no floor elsewhere?

>libyan chicken teeth trading forum
I thought this was a Mongolian bead necklace making forum

>hey bro I see you trying pretty hard, I wouldnt mind spotting you, you got this.
>Oh yeah?
>Yeah
>both of us stare at each other for a minute
>"well im going to the machines so thanks for the offer"

what did he mean by this?

At least he's deadlifting matey

>invite a gymbro and his gf out to chill/drink
>have a good time, everybody gets along/banter
>next day I see her on tinder.

what do? gymbro is the most friendly/respectful gym employee. (his gf also works there)

I don't know if you thought this was clever but the story falls apart with the smallest amount of thought. Not even funny

I'd just forgot about it and mind your own biz

BrainAneurysm/10

It used to be.but it got sold.

New owner no likey beads.

Here i am thinking i finally navigated my way to the Bornean racoon insemination faqs. Thanks for filling that in user im off

you started by power cleaning 70kg?

you're a piece of shit

>minding my own business
>guy asks me spot him and a lift off for 185lbs
>he can't even do one
>says yeah must of just been a bad lift off
>blaming me when my shit was perfect
>cut a promo on him
>look you piece of shit, you've been treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect around here, even your own wife
>looks at me confused
>he leaves plates on and walks away

>Veeky Forums

Lmfao

>Not working out during lunch hour

That's how you work out your brain. Now read it again for 10 reps, c'mon!