What up Veeky Forums, any recipes for chicken breast with only a microwave to cook it with...

What up Veeky Forums, any recipes for chicken breast with only a microwave to cook it with. Got no grill/pan and all the eating joints are fast food places...

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>Place chicken breast in microwave
>Nuke until outside is rubbery and inside is pink
>Season with hot sauce
>Consume while crying

buy a hot plate or something microwaving meat is fucking disgust

cease this abomination at once

sweaty vagina is literally my fetus, I make girls go for a run or not shower for a day if they want me to eat them out, fuck she looks perfect for it.h

>sweaty vagina is literally my fetus

i need therapy now

cut the chicken breast open so that it resembles a butterfly
place chicken on expensive plate, remember, we're making a gourmet chicken here
microwave until theres a 50/50 chance you wont get food poisoning
we're going for top quality chicken here, dont want to risk overcooking and drying the chicken out
lightly salt and pepper the chicken, we want to savor its original taste
have your servant cut the chicken into bite sized pieces
grab a glass of red wine, some napkins, light a candle and place plate of gourmet chicken on table

now that that shit in the trash and just order pizza

this is advanced stupidity

>Got no grill/pan
I don't understand this. How can you have a microwave but no hob/burner/grill? Are you homeless and there's a microwave available in public somewhere?

Go to local Goodwill.

Usually tons of George Foreman grills there.

holy fucking shit

10/10

RIP OP here just got 2 kgs of chicken breast fillet kill me now

well, your only shot with only a microwave is this
>get big bowl
>put chicken on it and drown with water, salt and carlic clove
>microwave it until you can shred it with fork
>shred chicken
>add spicy sauce, soy sauce and some garlic powder
>mix it all and eat without wanting to kill your self
college like teached me how to cook with a microwave and with a magnifying glass and a stone

>cease this abomination at once
that's what most people think when niggers insist you can cook meat in the microwave

people finally getting sick of the fart fetish meme.

jesus christ, im fully retarded now i laughed way too hard at that dumb shit.

is this a moosefix thread now

FUCKING NO KILL YOURSELF

alright

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so uh, how do I prep my chicken breast for later if I have a hot plate but no oven? Can I fry it?

where the fuck do you get 15kg plates?

Damn, Sparrow is looking good these days

There's this new thing called the internet

what did i miss