That guy who lifts alone

Yeah on second thought it's even sluttier

I go with my grandmother occasionally and I love it, she minds her own on the treadmill and does machines, and when I rest I go see what she's up to. Having confidence enough in yourself to not be ashamed of spending time with your kin, is this really so weird? I mean i go out for beers with my dad, take my niece to parks and shit, maybe I just love my family more than normal.

Nah man I think it's great - I go to the gym with my mom when I'm back home, she likes to introduce me to her gym friends and everything. It's nice to have something in common that we can talk about

No, its not weird. It's awesome. Never stop, hold on to those people forever, assuming they're good people.
You're living the dream my man. Some of us would kill to have a family.

>that dude who sips alone

i don't even trust most of my family since my mom left
i only trust my dad

>dad is a fat cunt
>finds it funny that I am trying to gain muscle by goign to the gym
>after 1 month he randomly asks to come to the gym with me
>I agree because maybe if he works out too he will stop the fucking jokes
>get to the gym
>I go and start doing stiff leg deadlifts
>thought he was over on the treadmills
>he SHOUTS from across the gym
>'HEY SON. WHAT YA DOIN?'
>tell him stiff leg deadlifts
>'WELL SON YA DID A WHIFF LOG DEADLIFT IN THE TOILET THIS MORNING HAHA, EAT LESS FIBRE SON'
>from that point he basically follows me around making fucking fart jokes
>start bench pressing
>'CAREFUL SON, I'VE SEEN WHAT APPENS WHEN YOU SIT AND STRAIN'
>makes a bad smell gesture with his nose
>decide to do something he can't make fart jokes with
>do some jump rope training
>he starts singing in time with the rope like a little girl
>'MY SON FARTED IN THE BOWL, NOW HIS MUSCLES WILL BE WHOLE'
>tfw I have had to stop going to the gym at the time when the regulars are there because they would recognise me as the guy with the fart joke dad

kekd

Also
>BBRRRRAAAAPPP

I used to hate going alone but now I prefer it. My buddy and I signed up for a gym at the same. His fatass never wants to go though, so when we do go together we have to constantly change weights and then he doesn't like doing my routine.

That's funny as shit but yeah, I would hate to be you.

i wish I had literally any family :(

your dad is the original brapposter

legend

>that guy who's been working out 3x a week for a year, yet no one actually saw working out, ever

who /lonely shut-in/ here

I can't wait until he brings fake poop in and throws in under you during squats

You sound like a bro

Sounds /comfy/

>tfw no family

...

no you just sound like a healthy, well-rounded individual

sweet magneto whats wrong with him

I lift with Veeky Forums
in my homegym :)

Is that a Monster?
Cuz then it would be guy who sips alone

real human bean

Nice post. Seriously if there is one thing I regret from my youth it is avoiding people I didn't want to be seen with and not hanging out with my family for the same reason (it wasn't cool). You will have a much better life if you can hang with anyone without worry about others perceptions

You're either too average or go too rarely

>tfw back 6 years in hs when I was 6" 240lb WoW addict
>dad takes me to gym
>hes that dad tier guy at the gym
>knows everybody
>swole as fuck
>too beta and too much of an edgelord to go
>always bitched at everything
>dad died last year
>now I lift alone

tfw cant get those years back

sorry user

That's me. We go 5 days a week