What's the most calorie effective way to get drunk?

What's the most calorie effective way to get drunk?
I love drinking but I hate waking up the next day knowing that I ingested 1000 extra calories of miscellaneous drinks

vodka

mix with lemon/lime juice or diet tonic

Everclear diluted in water.

Just do drugs like a normal person you idiot.

don't drink

Inject pure ethanol into your cubital vein

Vodka in anus
Not even joking

Drink sprite all night and watch everyone get stupid. It'll give you perspective, and if at the end of the night you still feel like you were left out of some enlightened indulgence, next time kys.

smoke crack it doesn't have any calories at all

'pure' high percentage alcohol like vodka, rum, whisky etc straight or with zero kcal drinks, you can do some whisky coke zero but don't get shitfaced user, its bad for you

My favorite is vodka as cold as possible, I store mine in the freezer at all times so it's ready to drink whenever I want.

alternatively, in the eye, vagina, or intravenous

Smoke weed

How are you not fucking dead!
You do not drink vodka that is below freezing temperature.

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>no Victoria Bitter

Are you stupid?

Inject marijuana

vodka and diet coke or gatorade

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(For reference)

Straight spirits
Cocktails made with only spirits or with low calorie mixers
Dry wines

dont drink

What if I don't have a vagina

this

or Vodka mixed with water + MiO

or Whiskey/Rum in diet coke/coke zero or something

generally just stay away from beer and the usual cocktails.

If i go out to get drinks with friends im usually sipping on whiskey diet cokes or vodka w/sugar free redbull

Always assumed those were arteries

underrated

k cider

t. high inhibition incel

Iced vodka with Fresca or diet sprite usually. Also I find it helps to set an amount to drink and only brig that much with you