What's the most calorie effective way to get drunk?
I love drinking but I hate waking up the next day knowing that I ingested 1000 extra calories of miscellaneous drinks
What's the most calorie effective way to get drunk?
vodka
mix with lemon/lime juice or diet tonic
Everclear diluted in water.
Just do drugs like a normal person you idiot.
don't drink
Inject pure ethanol into your cubital vein
Vodka in anus
Not even joking
Drink sprite all night and watch everyone get stupid. It'll give you perspective, and if at the end of the night you still feel like you were left out of some enlightened indulgence, next time kys.
smoke crack it doesn't have any calories at all
'pure' high percentage alcohol like vodka, rum, whisky etc straight or with zero kcal drinks, you can do some whisky coke zero but don't get shitfaced user, its bad for you
My favorite is vodka as cold as possible, I store mine in the freezer at all times so it's ready to drink whenever I want.
alternatively, in the eye, vagina, or intravenous
Smoke weed
How are you not fucking dead!
You do not drink vodka that is below freezing temperature.
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>no Victoria Bitter
Are you stupid?
Inject marijuana
vodka and diet coke or gatorade
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(For reference)
Straight spirits
Cocktails made with only spirits or with low calorie mixers
Dry wines
dont drink
What if I don't have a vagina
this
or Vodka mixed with water + MiO
or Whiskey/Rum in diet coke/coke zero or something
generally just stay away from beer and the usual cocktails.
If i go out to get drinks with friends im usually sipping on whiskey diet cokes or vodka w/sugar free redbull
Always assumed those were arteries
underrated
k cider
t. high inhibition incel
Iced vodka with Fresca or diet sprite usually. Also I find it helps to set an amount to drink and only brig that much with you