Walk into the gym

>X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>walk into gym
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE

>WE ARE NUMBER 1!!

>SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT. iT'S HAAARD TO LET IT GO

Should I switch gyms? They make me use the communal buttplugs, I can't even bring my own.

But that is actually a nice song to work out to?

My gym has the same shitty playlist every fucking day. I am so glad I got headphones again

>DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP YOU COULD FADE, YOU COULD FADE AWAY

Forever mirin

>walk into gym
>IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
>Leave

>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOOOWWW

>WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON RIDE

>walk into gym

>I'M JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY

YOUR TOXIC CUM SLIPPIN ALL OVER

Zero problems with these

>DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DOWN

>DO YOU LIKE
>MY CAR

My gym only plays dad rock

I wish my gym would play some Eminem.

I've gotta be honest I still don't understand what about these posts is supposed to be funny

It's supposed to be related and/or ironic

This is totally fine

GASSSS GASSS GASS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

op you seriously bitching about eminem? my uni gym fucking played whatever modern shit there is like adele.

>walk into gym
>I'm tried waiting for your love

>walk into gym
>glass breaks
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>walk into gym
>AYAYAYAY

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Walk into gym
>I am the GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

>Walk into gym
>Word architect, when I arch the tech, I'll part ya' neck

>walk into gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>excited to use uni gym for the first time.
>tfw no ear drums so cant use headphones.
>Literally twenty one pilots and calvin harris on repeat.
>After a few weeks I cant take it anymore.
>stop going entirely due to music.
>Stopped lifting altogether, lose 2 years of solid gains and got fat.

Can I sue these people?

>Walk into gym
>You know we aint never had no old money

>walk into the gym
>THIS IS THE END
>BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

Just buy some 2 Dollar ear buds you idiot

This every day jdimsa

>walk into gym
>THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

You mean plugs? My ears cant even take those disposable ones my ear fit is beyond retarded but its fine now my club plays 70s for the geezers.

>>tfw no ear drums

uwotm8? Shouldn't you be deaf?

>walk into gym
>DRAG THAT FUCKING WEIGHT MAN
>DRAG THAT WEIGHT AND BREATHE
>PULL THAT FUCKING ANCHOR ACROSS THE ROCKS
>PUSH THAT MOUNTAIN INTO THE SEA

If you let off a shotgun by your head the sound will violently rupture your eardrums and you will be deaf. However with me getting ear infections every few weeks as a young lad each infection chipped a piece away until there was nothing to chip away. Dont know how to explain but my drums went away 'naturally' compared to loud sounds that actually damage your shit.

im usually more an electronic music fan, but Sabaton and lifting were born for each other.

>walk into the gym
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Anderson would make a good white nationalist.

I used to fap to that video :)

>I LOVE YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST

>POO in LaLOO

LE REEEE XDDDDDxD !!!111!

TOP JEJ

I fucking hate this album

the line that always gets me

STRETCH YOU ON LATEX MASK

>walk into gym
>SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>Walk into gym
>HE WAS A SKATER BOY, HE SAID SAY YA LATER BOY

>walk into gym
>CRAWWWLLLINGGGG INNNN MY SKINNNNNN

>OOOOOHHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>Walk into gym
>BRING ON THE THUNDER BRING ON THE RAIN

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into gym
>DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAY

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

>tfw this was actually a good anime

>Walk into gym
>PERFECTION
>MECHANIC
>AERO-DYNAMIK

>HOW LONG HOW LOOOOOONG WILL I SLIDE

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Oh pls where are the gyms that play anime songs (particularly from KLK, TTGL, DBZ, Naruto etc)

>tfw one day an autist from Veeky Forums will open an anime meme gym near me

>walk into gym
>KEEP PLAYING MY HEARTSTRINGS FASTER AND FASTER
>YOU CAN BE JUST WHAT I WANT, MY TRUE DISASTER

>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY
>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIHIHIHGT

Thank God for noise cancelling headphones

Has this one been said?

>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER THAT I KNOW YOU CANT AFFORD
>BITE THAT TATTOO ON YOUR SHOULDER

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>not doing hip thrusts to the baseline

Never Gunna make It

kek I visualled it

>walk into the gym
>*INDUSTRIAL TECHNO INTENSIFIES*

Literally the best Justin Bieber song wtf

>walk into gym
>JESUS CHRIST WHY IS LOVE SO LONEY WHY IS LOVE SO LONELYEIIIE

>walk into gym
>NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 100% NIGGA
is this what I get for living in Detroit

>living in Detroit
if you call that living.

>tfw unironically like that song

Kingdom Hearts was a pretty big part of my childhood.

>Walk into Gym

>TURKEY
>TECH N9NE DA-SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING SOMETHING
>WURLWIDE CHOPPAS

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>walk into gym
> youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
ugh, any other sicilians on Veeky Forums?

>preparing to do a squat set
DONCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME, DONCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE MS

>walk into gym
>ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NARE

>RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL, BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE
>LIKE GETTIN YOUR DICK
>RODE ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

Awaken my masters

I remember once at the gym, I was in the room where people would bench and squat. My brother was finishing his set when "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor started playing on the gym's speakers. For a brief moment, everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and just listened, similar to the opera scene in Shawshank Redemption. The moment was broken when a guy was asked how he was doing and the guy said "just rocking out to Sinead O'Connor. It was a weird workout.

I just had to listen to it and I got an urge to replay kingdom hearts, man I haven't played vidya in years too, that song is strong.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into the gym
>SAIL

awaken my masters

It's not a bad song, but it's overplayed and no one on earth knows any of their other songs, me included.

>walk into gym
>microphones sample intensifies
>LORD WHY LORD WHY DO I GOTTA WAKE UP MORE WINE MORE WINE BABY POUR ANOTHER CUP

>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO SHAWTY
>IT'S YA BIRTHDAY
>WE GON' PARTY LIKE IT'S YA BIRTHDAY