Sup Veeky Forums, I rarely come here, I see no better place to ask this

Sup Veeky Forums, I rarely come here, I see no better place to ask this

What are the best tips to last longer in bed? Besides the thinking of other things, smoking weed (for some people) and all that usual stuff everyone says

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Just jerk off before you go anywhere with a chance of you getting a root.

KV here, memes aside...what's the average time of sex?

Doesn't your dick hurt after awhile? etc.

It's hard to understand what normal sex is like because people either lie about it, or say its fast.

What's the truth?

squats, stretching your pelvic floor

come back sometime

When you are fucking I bet you think of things that make you hornier and thus makes you cum faster.

Instead clear your mind and just enjoy yourself. If you start getting to close but dont want to finish start thinking of non sexy things slow down a bit when the feeling goes away proceed as planned.

well from my experience I control how long it lasts, I stop myself from cumming early by pulling out or slowing down

First dick her down real quick. Don't make the first run last.
Then on round two edge yourself. Fuck til you're about to nut then change positions and the intermittency will allow you to fuck for a while longer til you have to nut and just keep doing that.

Just control the speed. Going slow or getting it in deep and just staying there while you kiss and bite her neck, ears, breasts, etc. Is usually just as exciting for your partner as the penetration. Maybe even more.

Also, where did you get that pic, OP?

Why don't you try it yourself and find out?

Where do you meet these magical fairy tail dream women?

Not that I have problems lasting like op but last time I tried "making love" to a girl she said "fuck me like you did last time. Rough and aggressive! not like some sissy" So I smacked her around for calling me a sissy and laid it to her ass until she was moaning like a wilder beast.

There are more conservative girls in Eastern Europe I guess.

Hard to get a female to want to do that

i only had 1 ex, but half the time i wouldnt even be able to finish and would just stop, id guesss like 5 minutes normally though? cause it would hurt her or feel 'weird' to go if shes finished, but i always used a condom. when i didnt id last like literally 10 seconds or less lol

McGill university?? I think I know that girl

oh =(

It's time to chew ass

at least an hour. Any less than that and you might as well not try cause you're going to disappoint her

>it takes him an hour to get her off
hahahaha nice cover story virgin

>Thinks its acceptable to women to not get off at least 4 times each time you have sex
Stick to the anime body pillows

Name?? I go to Concordia

You mean an hour of intercourse? You must have a tiny dick if that's what you're saying. Every girl I've fucked gets sore after 5-10 minutes. That's after she's wet as fuck thru foreplay

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

who gives a fuck what women want

I'll trade you

>tfw sex without condom all the time
>used to do it frequently and exercised myself into lasting around 20 minutes
>fast forward 2 years into relationship
>sex is rare
>i cant last more than minute
WHY

Don't wanna give name lol. She has a boyfriend tho. I'm positive that's her though

well as a first step stop saying "female"

concordia student checking in, which gym do you go to?

gf loves the ones where she just gets on top, grinds her vagina on my dick and cums in like 2 minutes.

Sometimes I like to take it slow and tease her as long as I can, she can barely handle the edging, it is a lot of fun. That can take up to 1 and a half hours.

>what's the average time of sex?
actual penetration is like 6min on average.
don't believe what happens in porn, they take break every 5 min

Sounds like my ex, I just wanted to make some love and be all romancy but she always demanded that I spit in her mouth and slap her fucking jaw off

Drink up to a liter of wine before sex. Preferably red.

SAME

what did I do to deserve this, the longer I was in the relationship the shorter I would last

I don't last long at all. Hand & mouth stuff I can take forever, but with penetration if I go all out the show will always be over quickly.

The only things that make me last longer are alcohol or having sex straight after waking up in the morning. No other "tricks" help really.

Also some positions help you last longer than others.

At some point I was really annoyed by this, but it kinda passed. It is very common. Also 2/3 of girls can't orgasm from plain vaginal penetration no matter how long you keep pumping. Many will in fact start complaining that it hurts after a while.

Just have oral sex and buy a good vibrator for your gf/wife and you'll be just fine. There is much truth in saying that sex is much more than the just the act of penetration itself.

1. Get depression
2. Get prescribed SSRIs
3. Takes more than an hour to cum

2 years of this fucking shit >:_()

Because you've conditioned yourself to fuck to cum.

Sorry to tell you bud, that's an excuse to get you to stop because you're terrible in bed.

I last too long already. I wish I could get off quicker. Years of masturbation are bad for you.

>tfw can't cum with condom on
>tfw fresh out of a relationship
>tfw no girls will let me rawdog

t. virgin

Sometimes sex can last an hour, very rarely two, if passionate with a fair few breaks between.

Sex usually lasts 6-15 minutes, if done for the pleasure of both partners.

>2/3 of girls can't orgasm from plain vaginal penetration no matter how long you keep pumping. Many will in fact start complaining that it hurts after a while.
My gf was this way for most of our relationship, but then she got on some anti-depressants and all of a sudden she can cum from being penetrated really easy. She's not even on them anymore. So idk wtf the difference is....

For anyone in the UK, you can get Prilligy pills that are specially made for guys that cum too fast. Even if you last 5+ minutes they double the time you last.

Any online pharmacist sells them, and you can have them delivered or go to the store to pick them up. They say don't mix it with alcohol but I have one beer with one pill and I was in absolute fucking heaven.

Ive fucked girls for 3 hours straight

my best advice is to fap a lot

Who gives a shit whether a bitch cums or not? That's her fucking problem if she doesn't. Tell her not to lay there like a bump on a log and be so goddamn lazy. If she wants to cum, tell her to climb on top and do what she likes. Ride that dick into the sunset. If you want to cum, flip her over and take her to poundtown. You both need to grow up and be responsible for your own orgasm.

Don't take one if you know you're getting laid that day, shit will be way more intense

just drink alcohol before

just order raws. priligy in the uk is like £20 a pill lol

At least send her the photo

did this before tinder hookup, couldn't cum for the life of me, don't recommend

This, I've only finished once while having drunk sex and it took at least an hour

I usually pass out beforehand

When I was taking MSTAK I lasted well over two hours. Granted it was not enjoyable and I was just trying to finish. After later inspection of each others parts, come to find a bunch of clumped up skin on my dick. Her skin. MFW literally fucked my ex RAW and she was sore and bleeding. She's never going to get dicked like that again and I'm just waiting for that text back to tell the bitch I told you so.