What's Veeky Forums's favorite post-workout cigs?

What's Veeky Forums's favorite post-workout cigs?

Also, post any infographs on how cigs boost cognitive function and testosterone

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marlboro no. 27s or die

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I'll take Lung Cancer for 1000, Alex.

Smoking is degenerate, the sooner you realize that the better. You won't "look cool" doing it, you're not fucking James Dean.

Quitting smoking is literally the best thing I've done for myself in my life.

k lol

fuck right off

Camel filters ftw. Marb 27's are nothing more than a feeble attempt at stealing camel's customers

Only fag I blow is my bf, no homo.

>You won't "look cool" doing it,

You really do though. At least if you are somewhat aesthetic.

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Meh, bait thread with bait responses, but IDGAF

I smoke on and off and the main reason I do it is because it is the easiest way I know to relieve stress, anger, frustration, anxiety, and sadness in 5 minutes for like $6.

The only reason, I believe, anyone anywhere dislikes smoking is because of the smell. Hell, the smell alone has been my main reason to stop. Change the odor of a lit cigarette and I guarantee nobody bitches any more

dis

it is aesthetic though, but it's still a degenerate waste

What is the healthiest way to get a dose of Nicotine?

freebase it

never quite understood the statement that smoking is cool

90% of the time a regular smokers smokes, he's alone

it would seem that only a very rare segment of the smoker population do it for the cool factor

if smoking made me smell like a bonfire I would totally go back to smoking.

bonfires smell so fucking cozy

This. All of this. Quitting was the best thing I've ever done.

Here's the thing, smokers: You know when you look at those Fedora-tier basement-dwellers suckling on their vapes and think "You look like an absolute cunt"? Well that's exactly how everybody else looks at you.

Nobody looks cool smoking. Nobody. It's like watching a smack-head shooting up in public; everybody knows you're so weak and degenerate that you'll pay money to kill yourself and stink-up everybody else's air.

>Also, post any infographs on how cigs boost cognitive function and testosterone

M8, I don't care if you smoke. Just don't try to justify your pathetic habit to us.

What OP is saying is true, nicotine increases the amount of dopamine in the brain and increases brain activity. Its the reason most schizophrenics are pack-a-day smokers.

jesus christ himself invented high resolution photography

American Spirit, black. Gotta smoke the same shit as the indigenous people did

>post workout
Somebody's cucked gym doesn't have ash trays in the squat rack

This.

All smokers are degenerate sheeple.

With astounding amount of evidence against smoking you have to be utterly fucking retarded to do it, seriously, smoking, in this day and age. Fucking kys.
Oh no wait you already are.

most people don't realize you can bring your own. just set it on the safety bar and don't fail your rep.

>Fucking kys.
>Oh no wait you already are.
eggy.

I started chewing nicotine gum even though I've never smoked cigarettes more than once a year (really drunk)

its actually pretty nice I drink caffeine all morning then the nicotine makes it hit me all at once before working out and process the rest twice as fast after so I can sleep even though I drink tons of coffee.

Apparently nicotine isn't even bad for you normies just think it is because its in cigarettes.
its scientifically proven.

wow neat.

>mfw smoking raises your test more than no fap
These aspie faggots are missing out on the small pleasures in life, and all for what? Based on the CBTs, you're all 5'9 / 155 lb skinnyfat faggots. Smh desu

I chew a lot of nicorette.

based skoal reporting in

i said gum not chew

gum:
>no chemicals other than nicotine
>chewing = better jaw muscles
>gum cleans your teeth

chewing tobacco:
>no chewing so youre jaw goes slack
>gives you mouth cancer
>stains your teeth or makes them fall out
>turns your saliva into diarrhea
>makes you look like a chimpmunk

Anyone else vapes in the locker room between sets?

These are my go tos. I like the green box the most, but they're a bit too strong for me

Whoops

I say there's nothing like chain smoking GPC cigarettes, 'cause any smokes will kill ya, but these'll make ya feel like it.

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>2020-3
> smoking tobbaco in cigarette form instead of a glorious pipe
Stay Kulak

this
finna cop me one

>Suppress appetite
>Enjoy sweet and delicious flavors any time you want with zero calories
>Improve calm and focus
>A thousand times more control over dosage than tobacco and "smoking cessation" tools like patches and gum, can dose *WAY* below them all and still get all the benefits
>Lots of industry progress, even cheap models are often really good now

Vape master race.

vape

am i gay?

also
>doesn't fuck lunge capacity

Also

>Doesn't make you smell like shit
>The most inexpensive way to regularly use nicotine, *possibly* second only to buying really cheap and crappy tobacco in bulk and self-rolling or pipe smoking

cons
>look like a wanker 24/7

>Fucking kys.
>Oh no wait you already are.
damn

Reminder that smoking is an bad as being obese.

This board makes fun of obese people and smokers should be included too.

Easily avoided by not being super public about it, and not trying to be one of those, "What do you mean I can't vape in here? It's just vapor!" assholes.

As long as you're never the kind of piece of shit who thinks "vape competitions" are cool, you're pretty much in the clear.

Turkey Silvers. Best cig you can buy.

>tfw 2 months no ciggy wiggies

Honestly if you require any nicotine on a day to day basis, you're a limp dick little faggot fuck who doesn't have the willpower to quit. Enjoy brainlessly feeding into the nicotine industry as you pollute your lungs, rot out your mouth, and alienate anyone who doesn't want to smell like a crackwhores morning phlegm.

Used to love these.
But recently found out about American spirit gold pack.
Once I get my wife pregnant I will get another pack

marlboro reds
I am 18 6 months in what should I move to?

smoking for 7 years, quit three months ago
smoking has literally 0 benefits, you're only throwing money at the jews who got you hooked on them
enjoy being an even bigger cuck to the system than non-smokers

i am not a regular smoker, but the few times ive enjoyed a walk in the evening with a cig has been so chill.

some value in smoking is also the mood it gives i guess.

money and healthwise, nogo

lol I've only seen a guy try to vape indoors once

>classroom before class
>guy with glamour muscles and a brotank pulls out his vape pen
>a few people call him out
>"What do mean, its just fucking water vapor!"

A few weeks later
>Class votes on when to have office hours
>Brotank doesn't get his way
>Dangerously low on nicotine
>Flips over a few desks and storms out of class

Guys like that are the reason I only vape when I'm alone

funny cause i don't smoke at all but i've always liked the smell

smoked 8 years, quit cold turkey 2 years ago.

you don't notice it when you're there but it makes a big impact on how you feel on a day to day. it was gradual but i suppose it takes awhile for the body to right itself after all those years of smoking.

i would urge those that are smoking cigarettes to find an alternative or just quit altogether if you're not weak. even those faggy vapes are better though you're a bit of a test dummy.

the only thing i miss about smoking is the social aspect. being able to strike up a conversation with other smokers was always nice.

> voluntarily putting literal smoke into your lungs and increasing your chance of lung cancer tenfold
WHY?

Be a man and dip Grizzly

based anarchist folk punk user

it feels amazing
>the punch
>the taste
>the effects
>the couple minute alone
>the effects of controlled breathing
>the oral fixation
>something to do with your hands
etc etc

The tradeoff sounds like those don't make up for it

well yeah that's why you don't make it a habit.
I smoke mainly while i'm out, i'm taking a break atm as it was become too much of a habit
7th of feb to the 7th of march.

>the punch
you mean the feeling of toxic smoke in your lungs? cool
>the taste
yeah cigarettes taste great, like a fine bottle of wine. definitely
>the effects
light headed-ness and removal of withdrawal symptoms. great.
>the couple minute alone
w-why are you all alone user? are you okay? you seem distant...
>the effects of controlled breathing
hahah yeah you need cigarettes to do that
>the oral fixation
or just suck a dick, ya know
>something to do with your hands
masturbation is definitely comforting, but cigarettes are socially acceptable and the closest substitute

you seem awefully angry about my decisions to smoke occasionally.
Do you perhaps live in a socialist state, thanks for paying for my bills comrade.

i'm not angry bro, just making sure you know how stupid you are

thanks for the concern.
btw i fucked your mum

A marijuana cigarette. Then an American Spirit.

T. Fedora tipping virgin

I dont think anyone smokes and thinks "man I am so cool" more like "I need a cigarette before I choke all these dumb motherfuckers"

Seriously though it relieves stress and thats why people smoke. Some people just have no self control and binge smoke. Some people like me have one after a long day with an ice cold beer to relax.

The way some of you spastics go on about smoking it sounds as though you would carry on despite being told that it causes various cancers, contains numerous toxic chemicals an insecticide and a nerve agent. I mean list of proven ties to not just minor but major health, lethal health problems like pneumonia, emphysema, lung cancer also various vascular diseases such as coronary heart disease, cerebrovascular and periphery vascular disease where either of the later two can result in necrosis and amputation of the limbs or even cerebral neuropathy, literally smoking is killing your brain cells.

And you still smoke? Despite knowing all that? And that's just a snippet. You still smoke? Why?

Please answer me, do you feel stupid because you should and if don't then you're definitely fucking stupid.

I wonder if you'd have some kind of epiphany if you saw a few of your loved ones die from bronchitis, stroke or lung cancer, would you stop thinking you're so cool then?

What does it take to convince you utter mongs to stop inhaling toxic gas, fuck my life this stupidity is beyond me and when you thick cunts defend your degenerate habbit with your pathetic reasoning after all this, my God, how fucking stupid can someone be? Fuck my life!

>inhaling carcinogenic trash that inhibits lung function and causes numerous diseases

You're retarded as fuck.

That is some god tier pseudoscience. If you're interested in stimulants that impeove mental function you wouldn't be smoking, retard. What a pathetic attempt to justify it to yourself.

There are plenty of drugs out there to experiment with for improved cognitive function that don't destroy your health.

Hey, what's the best way to work out the abdominal muscles? I go to my local gym sometimes, but standard crunches don't do it for me no matter how much I do. At home I have kind of a pull down bar, but I do it in reverse at home by crunching. I tried to do the same using the same equipment at the gym but all those machines have some bar in the way making it impossible to get in a decent position. Advice?

Ab roller

cool down m8, most smokers don't want to think about their habit, most of my family smoked and some are still trying to kick the habit. But according to my grandfather who smoked two packs a day for 45 something years it was just a stupid thing he picked up and never really thought about putting down until he got older and realised that he wanted to see his grandchildren grow up. For him it was a mix of comfort, routine, and addiction, luckily he kicked the habit a while back. Don't hate smokers user, pity them and pity that they are dependent on such a cruel drug. You can only help people change with love.

Got to die of something XD

If you smoke cause "muh stress muh anxiety" you're a weak human being and should neck yourself.

Being addicted to something does not makes you a man.

I literally smoke a cig with my preworkout everytime. Also,

>Marlboro lights

Same goes for porn and sex then. Sorry m8, looks like you'll have to stop both.

Except your vaping literal antifreeze which causes you to go deaf slowly, and makes your hair fall out

Camel Blues are my top choice

that was a pretty good bit, i chuckled

patches/gum

This desu
Whenever I see smokers, I'll intentionally hold in my breath or start coughing and glance at them for a bit. Just to show how much it pisses off other people
>inb4 do you have autism?

Mate i dont want to tell you how to live but definetly dont keep smoking once shes preggo. Second hand smoke is bad for babies ya know

lungcucks btfo

wtf I love cigarettes now

Yours are probably penises, right PO? Take a few nice long *drags*.

No you won't. The main ingredients in the liquids are propylene glycol which is already in food products and vegetable glycerol which is a sweetener for food products.
You might say it's different when inhaled, but even then, every time you go to a nightclub or a concert with a smoke machine you would inhale tons of this.
Even 2 minutes on google will tell you that there is no evidence of anyone going deaf what so ever. The only one who claimed this was some goth dude with a goatee. Every doctor who gave their statement on the matter said it might be, but needs to be researched further. You'd think that if it really caused you to go deaf, more people who vape would be deaf.
I tried looking in to the hair loss thing and came up with people asking whether or not it was true, because they heard a rumour about it.
I honestly can't tell if you're just a really defensive smoker or just plain dumb.

You're a huge faggot.

Lucky strike additive free blue

Pic related.
Tastes like a mix of peppermint patty and campfire/smores. Comfy as fuck. Burns for about an hour, can just fuck off out in the lawn chair and do my own thing. Shitload of smoke though, wouldn't recommend lighting up indoors or in a car.