You're at the gym and this autistic fuck comes inside, shoots the qt3.14 receptionist in the head...

You're at the gym and this autistic fuck comes inside, shoots the qt3.14 receptionist in the head, and makes his way towards the weight room.

How do you protect your house, Veeky Forums?

tip him and say "y-you too"

Charge him while holding a plate in front of me as a shield

Sneak to the front desk and fuck that dead body

Make a beckoning gesture and say C'MON!

>Sneak to the front desk and fuck that dead body
Never change fit

mhmmm be ... very careful ... now

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Thumb in the barrell

Sneak up and try and put him into a rear-naked chokehold

If I die its ok because I'm perpetually depressed

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Help him free the 6 counties.
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i have a CCL and piece so if im near my bag then pop pop pop.

Welcome to the south

third post best post

Launch a barbell spear at the door as he walks through

Someone post that GymSeige thread cap

>at the gym
>how do you protect your house

Uhhh, activate the ADT app on my phone and make sure it's still set to ARMED-AWAY?

/thread

grab a 10 lb plate and throw it into his face

I ask him if he wants a sip of my monster and if he wants to work in

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>hear gunshots
>everyone in disarray
>cable machine is near entrance
>tie a 20kg plate to end of cable
>set cable machine to maximum weight for maximum impact
>set the plate in position near door
>start to deload barbell to use as spear
>get another 20kg plate and a rope extension
>create makeshift shield to deflect projectiles from body
>strap shield to left arm
>stack low weight dumbells near cable catapult
>see armed gunman coming through
>volley him with dumbells
>hes still advancing on my position
>makes it to the doorway
>into my trap
>let loose the cable catapult
>he manages to see it coming and avoids it
>whilst he is still battling the catapult I charge forwards
>shield bash him with the 20kg shield
>stab forward with dumbell
>this winds him and has him on his knees
>hit him with the shield in the head
>hes out cold
>hogtie him with the cable machine whilst hes knocked out
>load up the smith machine with all the 20 & 25kg plates in the gym
>place him under the bar face down on a bench
>delatch the smith machine bar
>this acts as a guilotine
>hailed as the king of the gym for all eternity
>murals and stained glass windows cover the gym walls displaying my heroism
>local wenches praise me and want to bare my children
>dyel lifters look up to me in awe as i ascend my throne and fulfil my destiny
>manage to impregnate wench who shows interest

And that /fit is how i got my first gf.

Never change, Veeky Forums

kek'd out loud

this

Bretty gud ruined it with the ending though, 7/10

footage like this makes me feel all warm inside and thank god i'm not living in europe.

Run out the back and in from the front, jump over some guy fucking the receptionist, sneak up on the autistic shooter as he's yelling his fucking manifesto, pull down his pants and push my turgid member into his anus.

Keep working out like a normal person, gyms are there for working out, not being shot

>obligatory response

>>delatch the smith machine bar
>>this acts as a guilotine
JUST

>implying anyone here can lift a single plate

>y-ya feeling fit buddy

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include me in le screencap egs dwee

I take a 5lb plate and throw it like a discus champion at his balls

Politely remind him that this is a gun free zone so that he apologizes and leaves. We all make mistakes.

slapbox him into a permanent autistic state where in the future when he is locked up and in prison all he will be saying is shoop ahh repeatedly

no need cause he ain't at my house he's at my gym.

lol implying that you'd need to sneak

Then on the news they'll only talk about you and not the shooter so you get all the attention its a win situation really.

Nigga what?!

>weight room
Walk out. I only use machines.

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How strong do I have to be to swing an EZ curl bar as a mace one handed? Not like once but at least a few swings.

this

I pull out my concealed carry Glock 42 and shoot him until the magazine is emptied.

WHAT NOW CHAD IM NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE TAKE THAT

Made me spit out my oats.

Being the autistic fuck I am.
I
Get Down
Yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
Futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
Anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
Asu wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o chikau

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Equip my plate shield and barbell sword and show him the wrath of my vengeance for hurting a qt.

Glawk. Berfegtion.

Assess exits.
>none
Gather 4-5 5lb plates.
>throw at shitbag while closing distance.
Fight like a fucking animal. Die scared or take him with you.

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Activate my almonds and return fire by spitting fully activated almonds out of my mouth

dont put me in screen-cap please

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Include me in screencap